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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Whilst at freshers week recently, I attempted to procure some condoms for my teenage son. I was horrified when the lady at the nhs stall pulled out a penis size chart to help me choose which size to obtain!

I don’t embarrass easily but that really caught me out. I scuttled away quickly.

Has anyone used one of these charts? How did we cope before sizing guides?

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By *arroness NikkiWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

“ I don’t embarrass easily”

You’ve hidden your profile.....so I’d disagree

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Not seen a penis chart but have used the Bristol stool chart many times at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mysize condoms Have measuring tools. I think getting the right fit no matter your size definitely increase pleasure of wearing a condom.

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Not seen a penis chart but have used the Bristol stool chart many times at work."

It was a measuring chart made of card with different circumference circles cut out, showing which condom was best suited to the size....issued by Pasante.

I’ve not used either of the charts

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Not seen a penis chart but have used the Bristol stool chart many times at work.

It was a measuring chart made of card with different circumference circles cut out, showing which condom was best suited to the size....issued by Pasante.

I’ve not used either of the charts "

Do they let you take it away to determine the best fit, or are you expected to just whip it out on the spot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not seen a penis chart but have used the Bristol stool chart many times at work."

I’ve used it at work too but probably not the way you have...

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Mysize condoms Have measuring tools. I think getting the right fit no matter your size definitely increase pleasure of wearing a condom."

I never considered this. It was only when I started on fab that I realised there were different sizes available. Lived such a sheltered life before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not seen a penis chart but have used the Bristol stool chart many times at work.

It was a measuring chart made of card with different circumference circles cut out, showing which condom was best suited to the size....issued by Pasante.

I’ve not used either of the charts

Do they let you take it away to determine the best fit, or are you expected to just whip it out on the spot?"

No you just take your sky remote along

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not seen a penis chart but have used the Bristol stool chart many times at work.

It was a measuring chart made of card with different circumference circles cut out, showing which condom was best suited to the size....issued by Pasante.

I’ve not used either of the charts

Do they let you take it away to determine the best fit, or are you expected to just whip it out on the spot?

No you just take your sky remote along

I normally use those wee kid-size cans of . Don't tell anyone, though. "

Your secret safe... what’s said on the forums stays on the forums... we’ll so I was told

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Not seen a penis chart but have used the Bristol stool chart many times at work.

It was a measuring chart made of card with different circumference circles cut out, showing which condom was best suited to the size....issued by Pasante.

I’ve not used either of the charts

Do they let you take it away to determine the best fit, or are you expected to just whip it out on the spot?

No you just take your sky remote along

I normally use those wee kid-size cans of . Don't tell anyone, though.

Your secret safe... what’s said on the forums stays on the forums... we’ll so I was told "

Didn't realise c0ke was a banned word. Much to learn

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Not seen a penis chart but have used the Bristol stool chart many times at work.

It was a measuring chart made of card with different circumference circles cut out, showing which condom was best suited to the size....issued by Pasante.

I’ve not used either of the charts

Do they let you take it away to determine the best fit, or are you expected to just whip it out on the spot?"

Don’t know, I did a runner after sheepishly stating they were for my son. I didn’t wait to see a queue a tadgers waiting to be measured!

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Just get the smallest size then he will believe hes huge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember asking my local surgery for condoms.

They gave me a paper bag of assorted condoms.

Luckily I'd used the regular ones first. Out of interest I opened one as I didn't understand its name. Turns out it was a "micro" one that would fit one of my fingers.

I don't think I'm over endowed by any means. But I'm not that wee.

How I laughed

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not for condom fitting, but I did come across a mildly entertaining site some time back where you could put in your penis size, shape, form etc and is would create a graphic of it. Then compare it in size against other “common” types of cock in a chart type thingy.

Like I said. Mildly entertaining.

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Just get the smallest size then he will believe hes huge "

I’m not worried about his self esteem, I’m more concerned about becoming a granny!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't need a size chart. I find a thimble packed with cotton wool does the job.

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Not for condom fitting, but I did come across a mildly entertaining site some time back where you could put in your penis size, shape, form etc and is would create a graphic of it. Then compare it in size against other “common” types of cock in a chart type thingy.

Like I said. Mildly entertaining. "

What were you googling to end up on such a ‘mildly entertaining’ site?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t embarrass easily but that really caught me out. I scuttled away quickly."

Aye right. Ms butter wouldn’t melt!

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By *cottybhoyMan
over a year ago

falkirk


"Mysize condoms Have measuring tools. I think getting the right fit no matter your size definitely increase pleasure of wearing a condom.

I never considered this. It was only when I started on fab that I realised there were different sizes available. Lived such a sheltered life before. "

You should have opened your mouth and slipped your tongue through the hole and went for as big as you like x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mysize condoms Have measuring tools. I think getting the right fit no matter your size definitely increase pleasure of wearing a condom.

I never considered this. It was only when I started on fab that I realised there were different sizes available. Lived such a sheltered life before. "

Mmmm I don't know if we believe the sheltered part of that

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Man walks into a chemist ans asks for 3 condoms.

Certainly sir, what size?

No idea.

Well if you'd care to step out the back you'll see a series of numbered holes in the fence, try them and see what size you are.

So out he goes.

A few minutes later he returns.

So what size does sir need?

I'll not bother with them but how much do you want for the fence?

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Man walks into a chemist ans asks for 3 condoms.

Certainly sir, what size?

No idea.

Well if you'd care to step out the back you'll see a series of numbered holes in the fence, try them and see what size you are.

So out he goes.

A few minutes later he returns.

So what size does sir need?

I'll not bother with them but how much do you want for the fence?"

You beat me to it!

I was going to ask, 'how much for the card?'!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Not for condom fitting, but I did come across a mildly entertaining site some time back where you could put in your penis size, shape, form etc and is would create a graphic of it. Then compare it in size against other “common” types of cock in a chart type thingy.

Like I said. Mildly entertaining.

What were you googling to end up on such a ‘mildly entertaining’ site? "

I think it was curiosity about penis sizes. Which is pretty much what the Visualiser is about.

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

Last time I got a checkup I picked up a selection of condoms on the way out, didn't know what a trim one was until I tried it out

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By *erryman64Man
over a year ago

central

In Germany they sell them by size and a snug fit is really good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was using the regular Pasante ones which where I tight fit and a bit uncomfortable wasn't till a fab friend used a king size one instead that I realised I was using the wrong size

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