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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That saying always makes me smile. What saying makes you giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choking the Chicken

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By *aggismuncher69Man
over a year ago

Johnstone

A crafty Sherman tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A crafty Sherman tank"

..or a cheeky ham shank.

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By *otrock-cplCouple
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Jerkin the girkin

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Clubbing ma clam!

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

Wishaw

Flicking the bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flicking the bean"

I prefer to polish mine ...if you look close you can see your face in it

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By *ucky24Man
over a year ago

Lowestoft

Bashing the Bishop or an evening with Pamela and her 5 sisters.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Flicking the bean

I prefer to polish mine ...if you look close you can see your face in it "

Do you use Mr Sheen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flicking the bean

I prefer to polish mine ...if you look close you can see your face in it

Do you use Mr Sheen?"

Only if Mr Doggy is at the golf.

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By *limolder54Man
over a year ago

Fife

Skinning the rabbit

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By *ilkand2Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Polishing the one eyed weasel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprised no one has said spanking the monkey yet.

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By *macunninglinguistMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Impregnating the slut?

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Chug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a melted basin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knocking one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m very impressed... I’ve got nothin’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Punishing Percy in the palm

Five finger boogie

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

Wishaw


"Flicking the bean

I prefer to polish mine ...if you look close you can see your face in it "

Damn I went in search of that mirror finish, but couldn't see myself init

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thomas the tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five knuckle shuffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the Aussie “Having a wristy”

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Flicking the bean

I prefer to polish mine ...if you look close you can see your face in it

Do you use Mr Sheen?

Only if Mr Doggy is at the golf."

That cracked me

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By *ichael799Man
over a year ago

Musselburgh

Playing the 1-string banjo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I phoned my auld Dad the other night and he told me he’d enjoyed a lovely ham shank..... with boiled potatoes for dinner!!!

I had to stifle a juvenile giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up the marmite motorway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spanking the monkey

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By *na78Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Think it needs more polishing, I can't see anything???

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

The five knuckle shuffle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Punishing Percy in the palm

Five finger boogie "

Boogie woogie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Punishing Percy in the palm

Five finger boogie

Boogie woogie "

Feel free to boogie my woogie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulling my plunger

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

Wishaw

Pullin the puddin

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork


"Punishing Percy in the palm

Five finger boogie "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jerkin' the gherkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milking Thor's nipple

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Her tunnel of love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum tit tit,

Bum ti tit,

plaaaaay

Your hairy banjo!

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