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By *macunninglinguist OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

So; tonight, after a wee while back on here following yet another hiatus, I realised that my profile has been gaining a lot more views since I began posting once or twice a day *cough* on this forum. Ten people today! That's a new me record!

I bit the bullet and became a site supporter, cos basically I wanted to see who my secret admirers were. 80% of today's views were guys. Do the burds all wear their cloaks of invisibility?

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Now you’re a site supporter you’ll find you’ll get next to no views. It’s just a ploy to get you to part with a fiver

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By *macunninglinguist OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Now you’re a site supporter you’ll find you’ll get next to no views. It’s just a ploy to get you to part with a fiver "

A fiver! I'm giffgaff so couldn't do the fiver option! 12 and a half quid! I took it out the bairns piggy bank, tho.

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Now you’re a site supporter you’ll find you’ll get next to no views. It’s just a ploy to get you to part with a fiver

A fiver! I'm giffgaff so couldn't do the fiver option! 12 and a half quid! I took it out the bairns piggy bank, tho. "

Yer probably cheaper finding a hoor!

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By *macunninglinguist OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Now you’re a site supporter you’ll find you’ll get next to no views. It’s just a ploy to get you to part with a fiver

A fiver! I'm giffgaff so couldn't do the fiver option! 12 and a half quid! I took it out the bairns piggy bank, tho.

Yer probably cheaper finding a hoor!"

Possibly. If only they charged by the minute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So; tonight, after a wee while back on here following yet another hiatus, I realised that my profile has been gaining a lot more views since I began posting once or twice a day *cough* on this forum. Ten people today! That's a new me record!

I bit the bullet and became a site supporter, cos basically I wanted to see who my secret admirers were. 80% of today's views were guys. Do the burds all wear their cloaks of invisibility?"

Yes

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By *macunninglinguist OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"So; tonight, after a wee while back on here following yet another hiatus, I realised that my profile has been gaining a lot more views since I began posting once or twice a day *cough* on this forum. Ten people today! That's a new me record!

I bit the bullet and became a site supporter, cos basically I wanted to see who my secret admirers were. 80% of today's views were guys. Do the burds all wear their cloaks of invisibility?

Yes "

I knew you would. I can see right through you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So; tonight, after a wee while back on here following yet another hiatus, I realised that my profile has been gaining a lot more views since I began posting once or twice a day *cough* on this forum. Ten people today! That's a new me record!

I bit the bullet and became a site supporter, cos basically I wanted to see who my secret admirers were. 80% of today's views were guys. Do the burds all wear their cloaks of invisibility?

Yes

I knew you would. I can see right through you. "

Sussed dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So; tonight, after a wee while back on here following yet another hiatus, I realised that my profile has been gaining a lot more views since I began posting once or twice a day *cough* on this forum. Ten people today! That's a new me record!

I bit the bullet and became a site supporter, cos basically I wanted to see who my secret admirers were. 80% of today's views were guys. Do the burds all wear their cloaks of invisibility?"

yep

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"So; tonight, after a wee while back on here following yet another hiatus, I realised that my profile has been gaining a lot more views since I began posting once or twice a day *cough* on this forum. Ten people today! That's a new me record!

I bit the bullet and became a site supporter, cos basically I wanted to see who my secret admirers were. 80% of today's views were guys. Do the burds all wear their cloaks of invisibility?"

Yep, I've looked at you at least 5 times today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm invisible too x

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By *aledonianDoranMan
over a year ago

fife

Why is it just blokes posting on here??

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By *macunninglinguist OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"So; tonight, after a wee while back on here following yet another hiatus, I realised that my profile has been gaining a lot more views since I began posting once or twice a day *cough* on this forum. Ten people today! That's a new me record!

I bit the bullet and became a site supporter, cos basically I wanted to see who my secret admirers were. 80% of today's views were guys. Do the burds all wear their cloaks of invisibility?

Yep, I've looked at you at least 5 times today "

Stalky pervert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So; tonight, after a wee while back on here following yet another hiatus, I realised that my profile has been gaining a lot more views since I began posting once or twice a day *cough* on this forum. Ten people today! That's a new me record!

I bit the bullet and became a site supporter, cos basically I wanted to see who my secret admirers were. 80% of today's views were guys. Do the burds all wear their cloaks of invisibility?"

I just perve....put the ninja mode on a few times but can't be arsed now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a regular perve on secret mode!

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By *elaxedcplCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"So; tonight, after a wee while back on here following yet another hiatus, I realised that my profile has been gaining a lot more views since I began posting once or twice a day *cough* on this forum. Ten people today! That's a new me record!

I bit the bullet and became a site supporter, cos basically I wanted to see who my secret admirers were. 80% of today's views were guys. Do the burds all wear their cloaks of invisibility?"

We've had you on (crime) watch for months but you'd never know, until now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes they do. But I'll admit I had a look cause you're a laugh.

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By *macunninglinguist OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"So; tonight, after a wee while back on here following yet another hiatus, I realised that my profile has been gaining a lot more views since I began posting once or twice a day *cough* on this forum. Ten people today! That's a new me record!

I bit the bullet and became a site supporter, cos basically I wanted to see who my secret admirers were. 80% of today's views were guys. Do the burds all wear their cloaks of invisibility?

We've had you on (crime) watch for months but you'd never know, until now! "

That's OK. Nothing wrong wi a wee bit stalking. I've been watching you ever since you gave up giving a fuck at number 11.

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By *macunninglinguist OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Yes they do. But I'll admit I had a look cause you're a laugh. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another pervert in hiding here

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By *macunninglinguist OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Another pervert in hiding here "

Ah, but your the worst type of invisible, perverted stalker! A chameleon who'd happily bite off the head of ones todger! Attenborough warned me off reptiles of your kind!

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By *elaxedcplCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"So; tonight, after a wee while back on here following yet another hiatus, I realised that my profile has been gaining a lot more views since I began posting once or twice a day *cough* on this forum. Ten people today! That's a new me record!

I bit the bullet and became a site supporter, cos basically I wanted to see who my secret admirers were. 80% of today's views were guys. Do the burds all wear their cloaks of invisibility?

We've had you on (crime) watch for months but you'd never know, until now!

That's OK. Nothing wrong wi a wee bit stalking. I've been watching you ever since you gave up giving a fuck at number 11. "

Whit?!?!

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By *macunninglinguist OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"So; tonight, after a wee while back on here following yet another hiatus, I realised that my profile has been gaining a lot more views since I began posting once or twice a day *cough* on this forum. Ten people today! That's a new me record!

I bit the bullet and became a site supporter, cos basically I wanted to see who my secret admirers were. 80% of today's views were guys. Do the burds all wear their cloaks of invisibility?

We've had you on (crime) watch for months but you'd never know, until now!

That's OK. Nothing wrong wi a wee bit stalking. I've been watching you ever since you gave up giving a fuck at number 11.

Whit?!?! "

A quote from the oldest forum post I could find you'd commented on, to make out I'm a long-term stalker.

Jokes just dae work when u need to explain them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another perv in private here

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Tain

Am sure the blokes just look to see who's verified you so they can then hit on them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me laugh! Unlucky fella!

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