FabSwingers.com forum: Best quote of today.

By *TBS OP Man
over a year ago

close enough

I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.

What did I hear you ask?

" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting that her tit job was likened to an unattractive guy

But not really funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That had you in "stitches"? Really?

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By *TBS OP Man
over a year ago

close enough

"Interesting that her tit job was likened to an unattractive guy

But not really funny "

'In your opinion'

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By *TBS OP Man
over a year ago

close enough

"That had you in "stitches"? Really?

Yup..I found it particularly funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting that her tit job was likened to an unattractive guy

But not really funny

'In your opinion'"

Seems not only mine

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By *TBS OP Man
over a year ago

close enough

"Interesting that her tit job was likened to an unattractive guy

But not really funny

'In your opinion'

Seems not only mine

Must just be the misogynist in me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To change slight tack someone was highly amused by my use of the word confuckulated... I don’t think the definition needs expanded upon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting that her tit job was likened to an unattractive guy

But not really funny

'In your opinion'

Seems not only mine

Must just be the misogynist in me. "

Well at least you're aware of it...it's a step in the right direction

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By *TBS OP Man
over a year ago

close enough

"Interesting that her tit job was likened to an unattractive guy

But not really funny

'In your opinion'

Seems not only mine

Must just be the misogynist in me.

Well at least you're aware of it...it's a step in the right direction "

No wink this time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.

What did I hear you ask?

" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes"."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.

What did I hear you ask?

" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".

Trust you tae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.

What did I hear you ask?

" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".

Trust you tae

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ye know why though dontcha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my favourite quotes from Absolutely Fabulous .

"She was so anally retentive she couldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture."

It's amazing how often it can be used!

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By *TBS OP Man
over a year ago

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"One of my favourite quotes from Absolutely Fabulous .

"She was so anally retentive she couldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture."

It's amazing how often it can be used!"

That...I like!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believe it or not on today's auction thingy on tv...having an ecklfecken tart

Yes I know it's not how you spell it but you know where i mean lol.

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over a year ago

"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.

What did I hear you ask?

" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".

Trust you tae

ye know why though dontcha

Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Believe it or not on today's auction thingy on tv...having an ecklfecken tart

Yes I know it's not how you spell it but you know where i mean lol."

I say ecklefeckin all the ecklefeckin time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.

What did I hear you ask?

" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".

Trust you tae

ye know why though dontcha

Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed

"
I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.

What did I hear you ask?

" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".

Trust you tae

ye know why though dontcha

Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed

I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol

Do we need to define what “assessed” means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.

What did I hear you ask?

" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".

Trust you tae

ye know why though dontcha

Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed

I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol

Do we need to define what “assessed” means

think that will be worked out for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.

What did I hear you ask?

" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".

Trust you tae

ye know why though dontcha

Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed

I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol

Do we need to define what “assessed” means

think that will be worked out for you "

Am bringing a full set of melon spoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.

What did I hear you ask?

" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".

Trust you tae

ye know why though dontcha

Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed

I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol

Do we need to define what “assessed” means

think that will be worked out for you

Am bringing a full set of melon spoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.

What did I hear you ask?

" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".

Trust you tae

ye know why though dontcha

Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed

I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol

Do we need to define what “assessed” means

think that will be worked out for you

Am bringing a full set of melon spoons

Just sayin’ ... gingerninja look (no emoji for that so use yer imagination... it’s not pretty

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.

What did I hear you ask?

" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".

Trust you tae

ye know why though dontcha

Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed

I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol

Do we need to define what “assessed” means

think that will be worked out for you

Am bringing a full set of melon spoons

Just sayin’ ... gingerninja look (no emoji for that so use yer imagination... it’s not pretty

)

Also it’s not for YOU lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my favourite quotes from Absolutely Fabulous .

"She was so anally retentive she couldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture."

It's amazing how often it can be used!"

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over a year ago

"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.

What did I hear you ask?

" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".

Trust you tae

ye know why though dontcha

Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed

I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol

Do we need to define what “assessed” means

think that will be worked out for you

Am bringing a full set of melon spoons

Just sayin’ ... gingerninja look (no emoji for that so use yer imagination... it’s not pretty

)

Also it’s not for YOU lololol

Whits a melon spoon and why would anyone need one never mind a set?

I don't know if I want to know the answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.

What did I hear you ask?

" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".

Trust you tae

ye know why though dontcha

Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed

I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol

Do we need to define what “assessed” means

think that will be worked out for you

Am bringing a full set of melon spoons

Just sayin’ ... gingerninja look (no emoji for that so use yer imagination... it’s not pretty

)

Also it’s not for YOU lololol

Whits a melon spoon and why would anyone need one never mind a set?

I don't know if I want to know the answer!"

You really don’t want to know... well not unless you have a melon... in which case it’s very useful

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over a year ago

"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.

What did I hear you ask?

" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".

Trust you tae

ye know why though dontcha

Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed

I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol

Do we need to define what “assessed” means

think that will be worked out for you

Am bringing a full set of melon spoons

Just sayin’ ... gingerninja look (no emoji for that so use yer imagination... it’s not pretty

)

Also it’s not for YOU lololol

Whits a melon spoon and why would anyone need one never mind a set?

I don't know if I want to know the answer!

You really don’t want to know... well not unless you have a melon... in which case it’s very useful

I've got a melon baller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assassinsted by Lee Harvey Oswald in Dallas- JR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First person to climb Everest- Ben Nevis (mother in law at a pub quiz)

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over a year ago

"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.

What did I hear you ask?

" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".

Trust you tae

ye know why though dontcha

Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed

I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol

Do we need to define what “assessed” means

think that will be worked out for you

Am bringing a full set of melon spoons

Just sayin’ ... gingerninja look (no emoji for that so use yer imagination... it’s not pretty

)

Also it’s not for YOU lololol

Whits a melon spoon and why would anyone need one never mind a set?

I don't know if I want to know the answer!

You really don’t want to know... well not unless you have a melon... in which case it’s very useful

I've got a melon baller

NOTED (winks)

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