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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looking for someone to please explain the do and don't of dogging. Like how do you ask another car if they are dogging?? What are the signs and rules ?? Never been but very interested to try.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Looking for someone to please explain the do and don't of dogging. Like how do you ask another car if they are dogging?? What are the signs and rules ?? Never been but very interested to try. "
hang your Wang out the passenger window while whistling Dixie usually works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for someone to please explain the do and don't of dogging. Like how do you ask another car if they are dogging?? What are the signs and rules ?? Never been but very interested to try. hang your Wang out the passenger window while whistling Dixie usually works "

Thought that was a marriage proposal in Coatbridge

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Looking for someone to please explain the do and don't of dogging. Like how do you ask another car if they are dogging?? What are the signs and rules ?? Never been but very interested to try. hang your Wang out the passenger window while whistling Dixie usually works

Thought that was a marriage proposal in Coatbridge "
that's the driver's seat shows who's boss

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

From experience, a single fem just has to do her lippy in the mirror, wear a short skirt, and park in the right way.

Most guys will drive by about 30 times, before parking and watching for 10 mins then drive off, returning 20 mins later.

Some guys will park get out the car and wander by to see if your real, this is the signal to get out the car and nail the sucker, making his day.

Quick wipe downstairs, sort lippy as before and wait for the next one to appear.

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By *otmyname2019Man
over a year ago

arbroath


"From experience, a single fem just has to do her lippy in the mirror, wear a short skirt, and park in the right way.

Most guys will drive by about 30 times, before parking and watching for 10 mins then drive off, returning 20 mins later.

Some guys will park get out the car and wander by to see if your real, this is the signal to get out the car and nail the sucker, making his day.

Quick wipe downstairs, sort lippy as before and wait for the next one to appear.

"
my kind of girl

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By *he Shads.Couple
over a year ago

Lichfield

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From experience, a single fem just has to do her lippy in the mirror, wear a short skirt, and park in the right way.

Most guys will drive by about 30 times, before parking and watching for 10 mins then drive off, returning 20 mins later.

Some guys will park get out the car and wander by to see if your real, this is the signal to get out the car and nail the sucker, making his day.

Quick wipe downstairs, sort lippy as before and wait for the next one to appear.

"

This made me laugh

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By *hickinthewarmMan
over a year ago

Fife


"From experience, a single fem just has to do her lippy in the mirror, wear a short skirt, and park in the right way.

"

Don’t be daft, we all know single females don’t go dogging!

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By *xybumWoman
over a year ago

East Kilbride


"From experience, a single fem just has to do her lippy in the mirror, wear a short skirt, and park in the right way.

Most guys will drive by about 30 times, before parking and watching for 10 mins then drive off, returning 20 mins later.

Some guys will park get out the car and wander by to see if your real, this is the signal to get out the car and nail the sucker, making his day.

Quick wipe downstairs, sort lippy as before and wait for the next one to appear.

"

Seriously? I don’t see any single girls doing this I’m afraid... they must be mad if they do!

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Blast your horn 8 times. That's the signal...or so I heard.

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By *hickinthewarmMan
over a year ago

Fife


"Blast your horn 8 times. That's the signal...or so I heard. "

Don’t forget to rapidly flash your full beams too

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Blast your horn 8 times. That's the signal...or so I heard. "

Thats what the fish van does every Fri morning outside my house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blast your horn 8 times. That's the signal...or so I heard.

Thats what the fish van does every Fri morning outside my house."

Hope it's after 7am or it's illegal....I think.

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By *aledonianDoranMan
over a year ago

fife


"From experience, a single fem just has to do her lippy in the mirror, wear a short skirt, and park in the right way.

Most guys will drive by about 30 times, before parking and watching for 10 mins then drive off, returning 20 mins later.

Some guys will park get out the car and wander by to see if your real, this is the signal to get out the car and nail the sucker, making his day.

Quick wipe downstairs, sort lippy as before and wait for the next one to appear.

Seriously? I don’t see any single girls doing this I’m afraid... they must be mad if they do! "

If they're fab single girls, you'll not see them doing anything

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish


"From experience, a single fem just has to do her lippy in the mirror, wear a short skirt, and park in the right way.

Most guys will drive by about 30 times, before parking and watching for 10 mins then drive off, returning 20 mins later.

Some guys will park get out the car and wander by to see if your real, this is the signal to get out the car and nail the sucker, making his day.

Quick wipe downstairs, sort lippy as before and wait for the next one to appear.

Seriously? I don’t see any single girls doing this I’m afraid... they must be mad if they do! "

My tongue was just a little bit in cheek.

This is what works for me, I know I’m not 100% female, but if you have this itch that needs scratched.....

Dogging is dying tbh, which is a shame, it still goes on, just less of it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blast your horn 8 times. That's the signal...or so I heard.

Thats what the fish van does every Fri morning outside my house."

And I Bet you thought he was just trying to sell you some fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blast your horn 8 times. That's the signal...or so I heard.

Thats what the fish van does every Fri morning outside my house."

He's subtle!

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By *kbull2000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

Park up, get your tits out and stick on the internal light. You'll soon have a captive audience.

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Etiquette for dogging,

Ensure female naked or dressed in sexy lingerie,

Female allows full caressing of those present..

Female to service all present either by oral or receiving full sex..

Condoms are not to be used.

Should another couple turn up it is mandatory that other female instantly introduces herself to female there and to instantly instigate girl on girl sex for benefit of those watching..

When crowd gathered have all been used and totally spent, only then should said couple consider calling it a night..

Said couple should thank those gathered for their contribution..

Said couple should inform those gathered when they intend visiting said venue again

Said couple should not object when followed home..

I believe that is the correct procedure of etiquette when out dogging is it not...

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