FabSwingers.com forum: Writing a book....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m thinking about writing a book about all the stupid shit I do on a regular basis.... latest example, I Went to Asda tonight to attempt using the photo cake printing machine thingy. Not being that good with technology I asked a lovely young man for help. And what happened ? ????

Yep .... All my dirty pics came up on screen

He said “ nice pics lady” my response “ thanks, now close you eyes young man”. Ended up buying a shop stock one as couldn’t figure out how to keep my pics hidden from view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I thought it was going to be “Fifty Shades of Fab” ... I’m considering that...

(Dinna worry fabsters names will be changed to protect the not so innocent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol I thought it was going to be “Fifty Shades of Fab” ... I’m considering that...

(Dinna worry fabsters names will be changed to protect the not so innocent

) "

Haha think there may be protected rights to that name or variations of LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol I thought it was going to be “Fifty Shades of Fab” ... I’m considering that...

(Dinna worry fabsters names will be changed to protect the not so innocent

)

Haha think there may be protected rights to that name or variations of LOL "

My book would be way better and... maybe she’d share for some royalties

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I’m thinking about writing a book about all the stupid shit I do on a regular basis.... latest example, I Went to Asda tonight to attempt using the photo cake printing machine thingy. Not being that good with technology I asked a lovely young man for help. And what happened ? ????

Yep .... All my dirty pics came up on screen

He said “ nice pics lady” my response “ thanks, now close you eyes young man”. Ended up buying a shop stock one as couldn’t figure out how to keep my pics hidden from view

Not before I copied the lot, though! Mwuhahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yep .... All my dirty pics came up on screen

He said “ nice pics lady” my response “ thanks, now close you eyes young man”. Ended up buying a shop stock one as couldn’t figure out how to keep my pics hidden from view

Not before I copied the lot, though! Mwuhahahaha"

Hahah cheeky

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Yep .... All my dirty pics came up on screen

He said “ nice pics lady” my response “ thanks, now close you eyes young man”. Ended up buying a shop stock one as couldn’t figure out how to keep my pics hidden from view

Not before I copied the lot, though! Mwuhahahaha

Hahah cheeky "

I had a fab day at work, and your pictures really did end up as the icing on the cake, so not a wasted journey!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yep .... All my dirty pics came up on screen

He said “ nice pics lady” my response “ thanks, now close you eyes young man”. Ended up buying a shop stock one as couldn’t figure out how to keep my pics hidden from view

Not before I copied the lot, though! Mwuhahahaha

Hahah cheeky

I had a fab day at work, and your pictures really did end up as the icing on the cake, so not a wasted journey!"

Funny funny

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By *cotsboyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

You’ve got me wishing I worked in Asda now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve got me wishing I worked in Asda now "

Aw thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been writing one for a while . I hope to self publish it eventually

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Yep .... All my dirty pics came up on screen

He said “ nice pics lady” my response “ thanks, now close you eyes young man”. Ended up buying a shop stock one as couldn’t figure out how to keep my pics hidden from view

Happened to me in asda too.

Wanted a couple of pics of my kids printed boom up came the naughty ones.

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By *T1980Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

wee guy will have downloaded a copy as soon as your back was turned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must have been mortified

I put mine on the laptop rather than keep them on phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep .... All my dirty pics came up on screen

He said “ nice pics lady” my response “ thanks, now close you eyes young man”. Ended up buying a shop stock one as couldn’t figure out how to keep my pics hidden from view

Ha ha ha...

Look on the bright side....it was a complete stranger....and not a close male relative who is probably still in counselling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You must have been mortified

I put mine on the laptop rather than keep them on phone "

Had them in a hidden file on phone so no idea why all pics were displayed tbh

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"... I asked a lovely young man for help. And what happened ? ????

Yep .... All my dirty pics came up on screen

Ha! Accident, you say!!!

Did you have to wait long before the right 'lovely young man' came along?

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