FabSwingers.com forum: Stay well clear of the Chinese takeaway in Bridge of Don.

By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I'm just back from picking up a takeaway from my local Chinese restaurant. It's safe to say I'll never go back, and I'd advise anyone from Aberdeen to avoid it like the clap.

I left the bag on the passenger seat, and on a few occasions as I drove home I thought I heard a rustling noise, which I initially put down to the bag moving as I went through the gears. How wrong I was..

When I got home and opened up the bag I caught a glimpse of a small pair of eyes peering out from behind the prawn crackers. I've never been so disgusted in my life, and safe to say I didn't have my favourite oriental dish tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who did the eyes belong to?

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

It was a peeking duck.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"It was a peeking duck. "

Boom boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was a peeking duck. "

Hahahaha you cunning linguist

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"It was a peeking duck.

Hahahaha you cunning linguist

Thanks you very much! I can't avoid the sentiment. It echoes in my ear.

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By *cotsboyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

?? I didn’t fully read it as was wondering what Chinese it was ?? had me going to start with ???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who did the eyes belong to?"

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who did the eyes belong to?

Hahahahaha "

Silly...that wasn't the punchline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who did the eyes belong to?

Hahahahaha

Silly...that wasn't the punchline

Oh i know...but it was damn funny.hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who did the eyes belong to?

Hahahahaha

Silly...that wasn't the punchline

Oh i know...but it was damn funny.hahaha

Nobody else seems to share your opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who did the eyes belong to?

Hahahahaha

Silly...that wasn't the punchline

Oh i know...but it was damn funny.hahaha

Nobody else seems to share your opinion "

I was laughing on the inside

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Who did the eyes belong to?

Hahahahaha

Silly...that wasn't the punchline

Oh i know...but it was damn funny.hahaha

Nobody else seems to share your opinion "

Without that question, the punchline wouldn’t have been as funny as it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who did the eyes belong to?

Hahahahaha

Silly...that wasn't the punchline

Oh i know...but it was damn funny.hahaha

Nobody else seems to share your opinion

Without that question, the punchline wouldn’t have been as funny as it was. "

I like to be accommodating

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Who did the eyes belong to?

Hahahahaha

Silly...that wasn't the punchline

Oh i know...but it was damn funny.hahaha

Nobody else seems to share your opinion

Without that question, the punchline wouldn’t have been as funny as it was.

I like to be accommodating "

Without Morecum, I couldn't be wise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who did the eyes belong to?

Hahahahaha

Silly...that wasn't the punchline

Oh i know...but it was damn funny.hahaha

Nobody else seems to share your opinion

Without that question, the punchline wouldn’t have been as funny as it was.

I like to be accommodating

Without Morecum, I couldn't be wise!

I wasn't even at the tickly bit, Ernie

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