FabSwingers.com forum: Lodges with private hot tubs

By *ARKC7 OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Hi folks,

I know this has probably being posted before... but I’m looking for recommendations for luxury lodge with private hot tub in Scotland.

Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Hi folks,

I know this has probably being posted before... but I’m looking for recommendations for luxury lodge with private hot tub in Scotland.

Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

M"
Nunland hillside lodges in Dumfries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi folks,

I know this has probably being posted before... but I’m looking for recommendations for luxury lodge with private hot tub in Scotland.

Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

MNunland hillside lodges in Dumfries"

Can recommend Loch Tay lodges.

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By *he FiftiesCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

The hideaway experience near Dundee is fabulous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crofthead in Ayrshire...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Masonic lodge has a nice Hot tub

oops that was meant to be a secret

just disregard everything I just said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yellowscott or Piperdam

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By *cotsboyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I’ll second Piperdam and a great setting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be following this post. Hoping to hire one for a swingers party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your fanny away from the turbo jet thingies....just a word of caution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your fanny away from the turbo jet thingies....just a word of caution

Might save on waxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your fanny away from the turbo jet thingies....just a word of caution

Do tell???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your fanny away from the turbo jet thingies....just a word of caution

Might save on waxing

Nah, last time it looked like Freddie Krueger had a go at waxing me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your fanny away from the turbo jet thingies....just a word of caution

Do tell???"

Mr's mates hot tub. One bottle of Merlot down...I was feeling frisky and Mr suggested I sit over the wee water jet things..as I was half cut I kept on shouting at him to turn it up higher.

I vaguely remember him shouting like Scotty from Star Trek ("the engines cannae take it captain!!!) as I demanded more power!

Seemed like a good idea at the time but in all seriousness I was in agony the next day and out of action for about a week. My fanny looked like a puffer fish.

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over a year ago

"Keep your fanny away from the turbo jet thingies....just a word of caution

Do tell???

Mr's mates hot tub. One bottle of Merlot down...I was feeling frisky and Mr suggested I sit over the wee water jet things..as I was half cut I kept on shouting at him to turn it up higher.

I vaguely remember him shouting like Scotty from Star Trek ("the engines cannae take it captain!!!) as I demanded more power!

Seemed like a good idea at the time but in all seriousness I was in agony the next day and out of action for about a week. My fanny looked like a puffer fish."
pmsl

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over a year ago

"Keep your fanny away from the turbo jet thingies....just a word of caution

Do tell???

Mr's mates hot tub. One bottle of Merlot down...I was feeling frisky and Mr suggested I sit over the wee water jet things..as I was half cut I kept on shouting at him to turn it up higher.

I vaguely remember him shouting like Scotty from Star Trek ("the engines cannae take it captain!!!) as I demanded more power!

Seemed like a good idea at the time but in all seriousness I was in agony the next day and out of action for about a week. My fanny looked like a puffer fish."

Where was his mate while you two were fiddling with his knobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your fanny away from the turbo jet thingies....just a word of caution

Do tell???

Mr's mates hot tub. One bottle of Merlot down...I was feeling frisky and Mr suggested I sit over the wee water jet things..as I was half cut I kept on shouting at him to turn it up higher.

I vaguely remember him shouting like Scotty from Star Trek ("the engines cannae take it captain!!!) as I demanded more power!

Seemed like a good idea at the time but in all seriousness I was in agony the next day and out of action for about a week. My fanny looked like a puffer fish.

Where was his mate while you two were fiddling with his knobs?"

At home...none the wiser....

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over a year ago

"Keep your fanny away from the turbo jet thingies....just a word of caution

Do tell???

Mr's mates hot tub. One bottle of Merlot down...I was feeling frisky and Mr suggested I sit over the wee water jet things..as I was half cut I kept on shouting at him to turn it up higher.

I vaguely remember him shouting like Scotty from Star Trek ("the engines cannae take it captain!!!) as I demanded more power!

Seemed like a good idea at the time but in all seriousness I was in agony the next day and out of action for about a week. My fanny looked like a puffer fish."

Only you doggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your fanny away from the turbo jet thingies....just a word of caution

Do tell???

Mr's mates hot tub. One bottle of Merlot down...I was feeling frisky and Mr suggested I sit over the wee water jet things..as I was half cut I kept on shouting at him to turn it up higher.

I vaguely remember him shouting like Scotty from Star Trek ("the engines cannae take it captain!!!) as I demanded more power!

Seemed like a good idea at the time but in all seriousness I was in agony the next day and out of action for about a week. My fanny looked like a puffer fish.

Where was his mate while you two were fiddling with his knobs?

At home...none the wiser...."

Wasn't his hot tub at his home too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your fanny away from the turbo jet thingies....just a word of caution

Do tell???

Mr's mates hot tub. One bottle of Merlot down...I was feeling frisky and Mr suggested I sit over the wee water jet things..as I was half cut I kept on shouting at him to turn it up higher.

I vaguely remember him shouting like Scotty from Star Trek ("the engines cannae take it captain!!!) as I demanded more power!

Seemed like a good idea at the time but in all seriousness I was in agony the next day and out of action for about a week. My fanny looked like a puffer fish.

Where was his mate while you two were fiddling with his knobs?

At home...none the wiser....

Wasn't his hot tub at his home too?"

No Poirot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your fanny away from the turbo jet thingies....just a word of caution

Do tell???

Mr's mates hot tub. One bottle of Merlot down...I was feeling frisky and Mr suggested I sit over the wee water jet things..as I was half cut I kept on shouting at him to turn it up higher.

I vaguely remember him shouting like Scotty from Star Trek ("the engines cannae take it captain!!!) as I demanded more power!

Seemed like a good idea at the time but in all seriousness I was in agony the next day and out of action for about a week. My fanny looked like a puffer fish.

Where was his mate while you two were fiddling with his knobs?

At home...none the wiser....

Wasn't his hot tub at his home too?

No Poirot."

It's Columbo that's needed for this one. Did he not notice that it was missing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your fanny away from the turbo jet thingies....just a word of caution

Do tell???

Mr's mates hot tub. One bottle of Merlot down...I was feeling frisky and Mr suggested I sit over the wee water jet things..as I was half cut I kept on shouting at him to turn it up higher.

I vaguely remember him shouting like Scotty from Star Trek ("the engines cannae take it captain!!!) as I demanded more power!

Seemed like a good idea at the time but in all seriousness, I was in agony the next day and out of action for about a week. My fanny looked like a pufferfish."

oh god hhahahahaha best post on the forum I can see it happening. I did similar I looked like I was wearing flares for weeks, all that flapping around me ankles !!! honestly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your fanny away from the turbo jet thingies....just a word of caution

Do tell???

Mr's mates hot tub. One bottle of Merlot down...I was feeling frisky and Mr suggested I sit over the wee water jet things..as I was half cut I kept on shouting at him to turn it up higher.

I vaguely remember him shouting like Scotty from Star Trek ("the engines cannae take it captain!!!) as I demanded more power!

Seemed like a good idea at the time but in all seriousness, I was in agony the next day and out of action for about a week. My fanny looked like a pufferfish.

oh god hhahahahaha best post on the forum I can see it happening. I did similar I looked like I was wearing flares for weeks, all that flapping around me ankles !!! honestly."

Flares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your fanny away from the turbo jet thingies....just a word of caution

Do tell???

Mr's mates hot tub. One bottle of Merlot down...I was feeling frisky and Mr suggested I sit over the wee water jet things..as I was half cut I kept on shouting at him to turn it up higher.

I vaguely remember him shouting like Scotty from Star Trek ("the engines cannae take it captain!!!) as I demanded more power!

Seemed like a good idea at the time but in all seriousness I was in agony the next day and out of action for about a week. My fanny looked like a puffer fish."

This is the funniest thing I've read today!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your fanny away from the turbo jet thingies....just a word of caution

Do tell???

Mr's mates hot tub. One bottle of Merlot down...I was feeling frisky and Mr suggested I sit over the wee water jet things..as I was half cut I kept on shouting at him to turn it up higher.

I vaguely remember him shouting like Scotty from Star Trek ("the engines cannae take it captain!!!) as I demanded more power!

Seemed like a good idea at the time but in all seriousness I was in agony the next day and out of action for about a week. My fanny looked like a puffer fish."

Ive seen fannies like hot tubs..looking at some pics on Fab ..just sayin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your fanny away from the turbo jet thingies....just a word of caution

Do tell???

Mr's mates hot tub. One bottle of Merlot down...I was feeling frisky and Mr suggested I sit over the wee water jet things..as I was half cut I kept on shouting at him to turn it up higher.

I vaguely remember him shouting like Scotty from Star Trek ("the engines cannae take it captain!!!) as I demanded more power!

Seemed like a good idea at the time but in all seriousness I was in agony the next day and out of action for about a week. My fanny looked like a puffer fish.

Ive seen fannies like hot tubs..looking at some pics on Fab ..just sayin

That's a really awful way to describe a body part that can't be changed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your fanny away from the turbo jet thingies....just a word of caution

Might save on waxing

On reading the rest of your tale I think I’ll just learn from your hard earned experience lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got the hot tub here just no lodge does a summer house count lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interested too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your fanny away from the turbo jet thingies....just a word of caution

Do tell???

Mr's mates hot tub. One bottle of Merlot down...I was feeling frisky and Mr suggested I sit over the wee water jet things..as I was half cut I kept on shouting at him to turn it up higher.

I vaguely remember him shouting like Scotty from Star Trek ("the engines cannae take it captain!!!) as I demanded more power!

Seemed like a good idea at the time but in all seriousness I was in agony the next day and out of action for about a week. My fanny looked like a puffer fish.

Ive seen fannies like hot tubs..looking at some pics on Fab ..just sayin

That's a really awful way to describe a body part that can't be changed "

I like hot tubs .

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