FabSwingers.com forum: Saturday Night Fab Bar

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Open for pre theatre, pre cjs, and pre anything else drinks. Or, be like me and just prop up the bar... Like club tropicana, drinks are free.... Enjoy your Saturday evening folks.

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ill have a double....you know what i like

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

You’re starting early tonight …

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’re starting early tonight …"

Why ever not. Its Saturday.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Any chance of a soft drink...I'm still dying fron night....I'm a lightweight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any chance of a soft drink...I'm still dying fron night....I'm a lightweight "

Want a moctail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance of a soft drink...I'm still dying fron night....I'm a lightweight

Want a moctail? "

Careful, I got a hard time asking for a cocktail last night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any chance of a soft drink...I'm still dying fron night....I'm a lightweight

Want a moctail?

Careful, I got a hard time asking for a cocktail last night!

I think you got a soft time if I remember correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance of a soft drink...I'm still dying fron night....I'm a lightweight

Want a moctail?

Careful, I got a hard time asking for a cocktail last night!

I think you got a soft time if I remember correctly

You know what I mean fine well jack!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any chance of a soft drink...I'm still dying fron night....I'm a lightweight

Want a moctail?

Careful, I got a hard time asking for a cocktail last night!

I think you got a soft time if I remember correctly

You know what I mean fine well jack!

Maybe I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nightcap for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nightcap for me

What would you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nightcap for me

He's doing drinks, not hats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Balvenie Doublewood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nightcap for me

He's doing drinks, not hats

If she fancies wearing a nice, cool, smooth Jack.. I ain't gonna disappoint her.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Pink Gin and lemonade please.x

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Pink Gin and lemonade please.x"

I had my first one of them last night it was lovely!

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"Any chance of a soft drink...I'm still dying fron night....I'm a lightweight

Want a moctail? "

Please yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any chance of a soft drink...I'm still dying fron night....I'm a lightweight

Want a moctail?

Please yes "

Ok you can have a safe sex in the beach then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lager n lime for me no cocktail jokes plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pina colada for me tonight please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pina colada for me tonight please! "

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lager n lime for me no cocktail jokes plz"

Ahh you can give sarcasm but not take it then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pina colada for me tonight please!

Nope.

Fuck you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pina colada for me tonight please!

Nope.

Fuck you!

No you wouldn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pina colada for me tonight please!

Nope.

Fuck you!

He gave me one last night but his straw was limp. Very disappointed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pina colada for me tonight please!

Nope.

Fuck you!

He gave me one last night but his straw was limp. Very disappointed

He's talking about the drink. Ffs

Or maybe his dream after.. Who knows.

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By *ittle Miss FabWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

After the week I’ve had I’m going to be propping the bar up all night long

So just start pouring please and don’t stop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After the week I’ve had I’m going to be propping the bar up all night long

So just start pouring please and don’t stop "

What would you like or are you not fussed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pina colada for me tonight please!

Nope.

Fuck you!

No you wouldn't.

Is that why I’m not allowed a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pina colada for me tonight please!

Nope.

Fuck you!

He gave me one last night but his straw was limp. Very disappointed

I’ve heard that happens a lot! Those damn straws

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pina colada for me tonight please!

Nope.

Fuck you!

No you wouldn't.

Is that why I’m not allowed a drink?

No.. If that was the case no one would get a drink from me here.

And I did send you a drink..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pina colada for me tonight please!

Nope.

Fuck you!

No you wouldn't.

Is that why I’m not allowed a drink?

No.. If that was the case no one would get a drink from me here.

And I did send you a drink.. "

Oops so you did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pina colada for me tonight please!

Nope.

Fuck you!

No you wouldn't.

Is that why I’m not allowed a drink?

No.. If that was the case no one would get a drink from me here.

And I did send you a drink..

Oops so you did

*sits and wts for the apology.. Will be waiting a long time though. *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just not original thts all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pina colada for me tonight please!

Nope.

Fuck you!

No you wouldn't.

Is that why I’m not allowed a drink?

No.. If that was the case no one would get a drink from me here.

And I did send you a drink..

Oops so you did

*sits and wts for the apology.. Will be waiting a long time though. *

Aye, won’t happen in the short time you have left

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pina colada for me tonight please!

Nope.

Fuck you!

No you wouldn't.

Is that why I’m not allowed a drink?

No.. If that was the case no one would get a drink from me here.

And I did send you a drink..

Oops so you did

*sits and wts for the apology.. Will be waiting a long time though. *

Aye, won’t happen in the short time you have left "

Hey I'm. Only fourty fi.. Auch fair point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pina colada for me tonight please!

Nope.

Fuck you!

No you wouldn't.

Is that why I’m not allowed a drink?

No.. If that was the case no one would get a drink from me here.

And I did send you a drink..

Oops so you did

*sits and wts for the apology.. Will be waiting a long time though. *

Aye, won’t happen in the short time you have left

Hey I'm. Only fourty fi.. Auch fair point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who wants a drink then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still got that vodka and lemonade on hold for me?

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ill take another please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still got that vodka and lemonade on hold for me?"

I have the two bottles here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ill take another please x"

I've made two.. One for each hand.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Couldn’t make it to the right shops for coffee liqueur so if you can do a White Russian is be content.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have tea

Hope you enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Couldn’t make it to the right shops for coffee liqueur so if you can do a White Russian is be content. "

I hope you mean the drink

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Ill take another please x

I've made two.. One for each hand.

Ahh youre a gem xx

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Hendricks, a slice of cucumber and a decent tonic, none of that Schweppes shit now jack

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Hendricks, a slice of cucumber and a decent tonic, none of that Schweppes shit now jack

Service please, can’t get the staff these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still got that vodka and lemonade on hold for me?

I have the two bottles here.

Hic that's too much!!

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Still got that vodka and lemonade on hold for me?

I have the two bottles here.

Hic that's too much!!

I’ll have the spare one, can’t get served in here.....

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Couldn’t make it to the right shops for coffee liqueur so if you can do a White Russian is be content.

I hope you mean the drink

Nothing against Black Russians btw. I’ll have one of each please.

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By *ab timeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

Not sure what to

Have

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bloody hell the service in here is crap. Jack get your act together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it’s self service now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still got that vodka and lemonade on hold for me?

I have the two bottles here.

Hic that's too much!!

I’ll have the spare one, can’t get served in here....."

Yeah Jack's a crap bartender lol

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I think it’s self service now

Is it just the drinks that we’ve to help ourselves to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nightcap for me

He's doing drinks, not hats

If she fancies wearing a nice, cool, smooth Jack.. I ain't gonna disappoint her.

Oh dear. The jokes aren't getting any better!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd apologise to everyone but I was comatose at the bar... And I'm not sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nightcap for me

He's doing drinks, not hats

If she fancies wearing a nice, cool, smooth Jack.. I ain't gonna disappoint her.

Oh dear. The jokes aren't getting any better!

What joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink alcohol so can i have a glass of ice cold milk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Skimmed, semi skimmed, full fat, lactose free, almond, hemp? Which kind.

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