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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the best joke you've heard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”"

How did your Mum react to that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

How did your Mum react to that?"

Better than yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I said to the Gym instructor Can you teach me to do the splits?

He said, How flexible are you?

I said, I can't make Tuesdays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the 80s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome to the 80s"

It's jokes we are looking for, not what people said to you at your last birthday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to the 80s

It's jokes we are looking for, not what people said to you at your last birthday! "

It's never really funny to mock how someone looks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome to the 80s

It's jokes we are looking for, not what people said to you at your last birthday!

It's never really funny to mock how someone looks"

I know. It's really really really funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....aye.....laugh-a-minute round here right enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to the 80s

It's jokes we are looking for, not what people said to you at your last birthday!

It's never really funny to mock how someone looks

I know. It's really really really funny."

It's rude is what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm doing the slimming world thing so now spend way too much time googling recipes. I saw this and it made me laugh.

"What's the obsession with calling food recipes better than sex... I tried your Pinterest risotto Sharon and frankly I'm wondering if your needs are being met?"

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

One psychic to another Your fine how am I

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By *outhside42Man
over a year ago

shawlands

Went to the doctors and said "I feel like a supermarket" , he said " how long you felt like this"

"Ever since I was lidl"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One psychic to another Your fine how am I "

Daft...but I like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Went to the doctors and said "I feel like a supermarket" , he said " how long you felt like this"

"Ever since I was lidl""

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife


"One psychic to another Your fine how am I

Daft...but I like that."

Man walks into a bar ... it was an iron bar

Irish bird impressionist ..... he ate worms

Walking through the park I thought that frisbees looking bigger ... then it hit me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One psychic to another Your fine how am I

Daft...but I like that.

Man walks into a bar ... it was an iron bar

Irish bird impressionist ..... he ate worms

Walking through the park I thought that frisbees looking bigger ... then it hit me"

I like the frisbee one

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Guy tells his mate. I broke into a shop last night and stole all the pictures, one was worth £280 000.

Mate says....that was an Estate Agents ya daft git.

I'll let myself out

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

England will win the rugby World Cup

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