FabSwingers.com forum: Imagine the tables were turned

By *andleCool OP Man
over a year ago

Dundee

You wake up one day..

Single straight guys are getting hundreds of messages.

Girls a few scraps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bliss

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By *rinthiaMan
over a year ago

dundee

think this is in the wrong section.... shoud be under fantasy and stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"think this is in the wrong section.... shoud be under fantasy and stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah peace and quiet! I wouldn't be at all bothered

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By *uzzy-LogicMan
over a year ago

Fochabers

Haha and couples get all messages asking if guy meets alone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha and couples get all messages asking if guy meets alone ?"

Lol maybe everyone would be a wee bit wiser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would the inbox be full of kebabs, melons and peachy asses?

The position of being my secretary is being avldvertised as we speak. And no. You won't need to wear a skirt or low cut top, nor have massive... Glands

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby

Guys getting 3,000 ‘hot photos’ likes for modelling their new v neck sweater.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"You wake up one day..

Single straight guys are getting hundreds of messages.

Girls a few scraps

And would you guys answer all the messages if this were the case?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You wake up one day..

Single straight guys are getting hundreds of messages.

Girls a few scraps

And would you guys answer all the messages if this were the case?"

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh interesting point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You wake up one day..

Single straight guys are getting hundreds of messages.

Girls a few scraps

The men would all crap themselves

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

I wouldn't answer no but be fun to see a guy with a tin of lynx /sky remote/ pint glass break the all time hot photo record

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"You wake up one day..

Single straight guys are getting hundreds of messages.

Girls a few scraps

And would you guys answer all the messages if this were the case?"

I’d read them and reply if they were comprehensible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Endless pics of women.

No boobs or pussy pics please, i know what they look like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao after all those replies I’d soooo love this to happen

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"Lmao after all those replies I’d soooo love this to happen

But after a while when no one pays any attention to you, messages ignored /deleted without reading, can't get any fun no matter what you do. Would you still love it, still use the site?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao after all those replies I’d soooo love this to happen

But after a while when no one pays any attention to you, messages ignored /deleted without reading, can't get any fun no matter what you do. Would you still love it, still use the site?

Well you lot do! So you're either daft or gluttons for punishment.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"Lmao after all those replies I’d soooo love this to happen

But after a while when no one pays any attention to you, messages ignored /deleted without reading, can't get any fun no matter what you do. Would you still love it, still use the site?

Well you lot do! So you're either daft or gluttons for punishment.

Not daft, just feckin idiots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You wake up one day..

Single straight guys are getting hundreds of messages.

Girls a few scraps

I'm in Dundee this weekend

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Lmao after all those replies I’d soooo love this to happen

But after a while when no one pays any attention to you, messages ignored /deleted without reading, can't get any fun no matter what you do. Would you still love it, still use the site?

Well you lot do! So you're either daft or gluttons for punishment.

Just stopped caring lol.

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

Imagine all the fanny pics

Guys open a message at just fanny no faces just fanny

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By *issxxx73Woman
over a year ago

my own world

Hahaha I think the Male inbox would still be empty.

Women have standards don't go sliding in just any inboxes.

Unlike guys.

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

"Hahaha I think the Male inbox would still be empty.

Women have standards don't go sliding in just any inboxes.

Unlike guys.

Think the dynamic of the ops original post has gone right over your head,

But on a side note your generalised reply over males and females is about as correct as a ned mugging an oap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao after all those replies I’d soooo love this to happen

But after a while when no one pays any attention to you, messages ignored /deleted without reading, can't get any fun no matter what you do. Would you still love it, still use the site?

Of course, I can come on the forum and ask for help with my profile, advice on what I’m doing wrong and complain that no one replies/meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh if its messages like those my Sub gets I would probably delete my account and not look back.....I've seen way way way to many penises that well... let's just say need a course of antibiotics and/or a good wash....like seriously at least clean it guys....

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I would copy and paste messages to 1000s of men saying "hi, how are you" and keep my fingers crossed that someone replies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tbh if its messages like those my Sub gets I would probably delete my account and not look back.....I've seen way way way to many penises that well... let's just say need a course of antibiotics and/or a good wash....like seriously at least clean it guys...."

I've never encountered a cock like that on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't bother me actually.

Not every message i receive is a good 1.

Beware the grass isn't always greener.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You wake up one day..

Single straight guys are getting hundreds of messages.

Girls a few scraps

No thanks! I often listen to females I know telling me of the weird shit they get sent daily.

Not particularly interested in willy by wifi either.

#straightguy #bliss #happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never encountered a cock like that on here"

Count yourself lucky, some of the ones my friend received were...bad...

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By *issxxx73Woman
over a year ago

my own world

"Hahaha I think the Male inbox would still be empty.

Women have standards don't go sliding in just any inboxes.

Unlike guys.

Think the dynamic of the ops original post has gone right over your head,

But on a side note your generalised reply over males and females is about as correct as a ned mugging an oap "

Tut tut silly me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never encountered a cock like that on here"

They know better than to send you a scabby cock pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't bother me actually.

Not every message i receive is a good 1.

Beware the grass isn't always greener.

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Can only dream

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Could have phrases like "only exceptional females will be considered" in your profile without being berated. Or "only women with tight fanny's need apply". The delusions of grandeur could be off the scale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"think this is in the wrong section.... shoud be under fantasy and stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused, surely the reverse would be guys getting a few scraps and women getting all the messages?

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"Lmao after all those replies I’d soooo love this to happen

But after a while when no one pays any attention to you, messages ignored /deleted without reading, can't get any fun no matter what you do. Would you still love it, still use the site?

Well you lot do! So you're either daft or gluttons for punishment. :-

Hahaha

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would copy and paste messages to 1000s of men saying "hi, how are you" and keep my fingers crossed that someone replies."

Thats exactly what's the message you sent to me said! And like a fool I replied

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"I would copy and paste messages to 1000s of men saying "hi, how are you" and keep my fingers crossed that someone replies."

And send it again to everyone a few days later

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I wonder if women send the following messages to single guys in this alternative Fab

Fancy a fuck

I’m in your area in a hotel room (usually sent at 11.30pm)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it funny how all men assume all women do get inundated and have their pick on here .

The reality for me is I might get a fair amount of messages but most aren't worthy of reading never mind replying to!

It's really no picnic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it funny how all men assume all women do get inundated and have their pick on here .

The reality for me is I might get a fair amount of messages but most aren't worthy of reading never mind replying to!

It's really no picnic "

I've not had a picnic in ages!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I think it funny how all men assume all women do get inundated and have their pick on here .

The reality for me is I might get a fair amount of messages but most aren't worthy of reading never mind replying to!

It's really no picnic "

Exactly! Whether it is 10 messages a day or 100, if none of them are suitable then we really don't have our pick of the crop!

Christ, I've already gone 2+ years without, so getting daily messages, certainly does not up my anty of getting my end away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it funny how all men assume all women do get inundated and have their pick on here .

The reality for me is I might get a fair amount of messages but most aren't worthy of reading never mind replying to!

It's really no picnic

Exactly! Whether it is 10 messages a day or 100, if none of them are suitable then we really don't have our pick of the crop!

Christ, I've already gone 2+ years without, so getting daily messages, certainly does not up my aunty of getting my end away

What's your aunty got to do with it ?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I think it funny how all men assume all women do get inundated and have their pick on here .

The reality for me is I might get a fair amount of messages but most aren't worthy of reading never mind replying to!

It's really no picnic

Exactly! Whether it is 10 messages a day or 100, if none of them are suitable then we really don't have our pick of the crop!

Christ, I've already gone 2+ years without, so getting daily messages, certainly does not up my anty of getting my end away

What's your aunty got to do with it ?

Nice try!

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