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"UNBELIEVABLE FACTS It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. Women blink 2 times as much as men. A woman has read this entire post...... A man is still looking at his thumb........ " I’m still looking at my thumb - what does that say about me | |||
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"UNBELIEVABLE FACTS It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. Women blink 2 times as much as men. A woman has read this entire post...... A man is still looking at his thumb........ I’m still looking at my thumb - what does that say about me " Belter | |||
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"UNBELIEVABLE FACTS It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. Women blink 2 times as much as men. A woman has read this entire post...... A man is still looking at his thumb........ I’m still looking at my thumb - what does that say about me " You've had a lot of disappointment in life! | |||
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"UNBELIEVABLE FACTS It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. Women blink 2 times as much as men. A woman has read this entire post...... A man is still looking at his thumb........ I’m still looking at my thumb - what does that say about me " I looked at mine too | |||
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"UNBELIEVABLE FACTS It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. Women blink 2 times as much as men. A woman has read this entire post...... A man is still looking at his thumb........ I’m still looking at my thumb - what does that say about me You've had a lot of disappointment in life! " This is so very true | |||
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"UNBELIEVABLE FACTS It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. Women blink 2 times as much as men. A woman has read this entire post...... A man is still looking at his thumb........ " | |||
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"The name for the shape of Pringles is called a ‘Hyperbolic Paraboloid’- although I'm sure there are more complimentary alternatives " Damn I thought the shape was pringle Does that mean when I tell my son I have bought those chocolate pringles I need to now say I have bought those ‘Hyperbolic Paraboloid’ chocolates | |||
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"The name for the shape of Pringles is called a ‘Hyperbolic Paraboloid’- although I'm sure there are more complimentary alternatives Damn I thought the shape was pringle Does that mean when I tell my son I have bought those chocolate pringles I need to now say I have bought those ‘Hyperbolic Paraboloid’ chocolates " Hope they are the minty ones. Do you put two in your mouth back to back and pretend to have a duck bill? - that might just be me | |||
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"UNBELIEVABLE FACTS It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. Women blink 2 times as much as men. A woman has read this entire post...... A man is still looking at his thumb........ " Ive got small thumbs | |||
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"It rains diamonds on the planet Jupiter there's an unbelievable fact for all you women out there " They're really not every girl's best friend...cubic zirconia can look just as good | |||
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"It rains diamonds on the planet Jupiter there's an unbelievable fact for all you women out there They're really not every girl's best friend...cubic zirconia can look just as good " Not many would choose cubic zirconia over diamonds though | |||
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"It rains diamonds on the planet Jupiter there's an unbelievable fact for all you women out there They're really not every girl's best friend...cubic zirconia can look just as good Not many would choose cubic zirconia over diamonds though " I'd be unlikely to know the difference | |||
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"It rains diamonds on the planet Jupiter there's an unbelievable fact for all you women out there They're really not every girl's best friend...cubic zirconia can look just as good " diamonds are about as common also the diamond houses hold back stock to elevate price | |||
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"UNBELIEVABLE FACTS It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. Women blink 2 times as much as men. A woman has read this entire post...... A man is still looking at his thumb........ I’m still looking at my thumb - what does that say about me " Haha ditto x | |||
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"The word “clitoris” is Greek for “divine and goddess like". Eskmos have 5 names for "frozen bell-end". Rx" away to google eskimo bellends | |||
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"The word “clitoris” is Greek for “divine and goddess like". Eskmos have 5 names for "frozen bell-end". Rx away to google eskimo bellends " The 5 are: Bluebell, Icedongwrong, Thaw's hammer, icesticles and fridgey widget. Rx | |||
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"The word “clitoris” is Greek for “divine and goddess like". Eskmos have 5 names for "frozen bell-end". Rx away to google eskimo bellends The 5 are: Bluebell, Icedongwrong, Thaw's hammer, icesticles and fridgey widget. Rx" Can’t decide if you’re tease me | |||
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"The 5 are: Bluebell, Icedongwrong, Thaw's hammer, icesticles and fridgey widget. Rx Can’t decide if you’re tease me " Gggrrrr *teasing! | |||
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"The 5 are: Bluebell, Icedongwrong, Thaw's hammer, icesticles and fridgey widget. Rx Can’t decide if you’re tease me Gggrrrr *teasing!" I mean it could be true.. we should deffo check. Rx | |||
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"A ten-year-old mattress weighs double what it did when it was new due to debris that it absorbs over time. That debris includes dust mites (their droppings and decaying bodies), mold, millions of dead skin cells, dandruff, animal and human hair, secretions, excretions, lint, pollen, dust, soil, sand, and a lot of perspiration, which the average person loses at a rate of 10oz a day. Good morning " | |||
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"It takes 8 people to make all the Bostik Blu-tak in the world! Some fully erect cocks are smaller than a thumb!" I just looked at my thumb ..... R | |||
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"A ten-year-old mattress weighs double what it did when it was new due to debris that it absorbs over time. That debris includes dust mites (their droppings and decaying bodies), mold, millions of dead skin cells, dandruff, animal and human hair, secretions, excretions, lint, pollen, dust, soil, sand, and a lot of perspiration, which the average person loses at a rate of 10oz a day. Good morning " That’s what good quality mattress protectors are for | |||
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