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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Once I hit 39, everything just started to fall apart. Now I'm 48, it's getting so much worse!

My eyesight is terrible, as is my memory. The aches and pains are getting more painful and more frequent. I make old person noises when I stand up.

Anyone else?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Pardon did someone say something ? Argh maybe it was the door hope I’ll grt to it before whoever’s there goes away .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I feel your pain

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

Me too, memory is going and there's aches and pains I didn't used to have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 52 - I ache I fart and during the week I’m in bed by 8.30 !!!!!!

Plus I’m too old for loads of gorgeous women in here dammit

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

My memory is never an issue as I've gotten over the fact I can't remember half the shit I want to remember but the plus side to that is I'm able to forget most of the bad things over the years

We all get old, as long as it's gradual then all golden

You only have two options in life: Die young or get old

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain OP! I forget what I did yesterday. I have a creaky left knee, my shoulders and back are in agony, I regularly crack my neck muscles. Shit I'm not going to go on, you catch the drift? I'm done in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyesight frustrates me sometimes as I need to wear my specs more.

Apart from that, no aches or psins to speak of. It'll probably hit me like a ton of bricks at some point though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I’m 22 and have all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At 40 symptoms of peri Menopause appear by 45 you are medically classed as being in peri Menopause .

Aches pains, sweats, issues with eyesight and the list goes on and on and on.

But peppers are good for getting eyesight sorted, healthy eating, exercise all help in the process.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aside from the dodgy heart, wearing my specs more, grey hairs and saggy bits, I think it's not having much impact yet..

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Well i can nolonger bite my toenails so obviously not as supple as i once was. Having a physical job and 2 dogs im quite fit for my age but guess its mostly down to good genes as my mum who is nearly 80 still swims and walk miles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just turned 49 and yeah i notice the body isn't what it was but i still keep pushing it the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once I hit 39, everything just started to fall apart. Now I'm 48, it's getting so much worse!

My eyesight is terrible, as is my memory. The aches and pains are getting more painful and more frequent. I make old person noises when I stand up.

Anyone else?"

Same x

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

All good here, no aches or pains, no bits falling off, hair more distinguished by the week, moved onto varifocals but that’s cool, going for the intelligent look

Feeling like I’m on top of the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup nowt sexier than whipping off your bra to

The sounds of your bones all cracking lol or grunting as you try to roll over in bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup nowt sexier than whipping off your bra to

The sounds of your bones all cracking lol or grunting as you try to roll over in bed lol "

Hope thats no ter teeth that does the sound effects x

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

London - till 25th

Meh, all those old sports injuries coming back to haunt me...

Knackered shoulder and soft tissue damage to my wrists.

Probably need my shoulder fused in a few years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aside from the dodgy heart, wearing my specs more, grey hairs and saggy bits, I think it's not having much impact yet.. "

My dear- your saggy bits look wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup nowt sexier than whipping off your bra to

The sounds of your bones all cracking lol or grunting as you try to roll over in bed lol "

Oh yes - taking five mins to bloody turn over in bed then realising you have to get up for the fourth time to do a pee

I’m going to be so grumpy when I get older - I’ll walk around with a stick and hit people with it just for the sheer pleasure of annoying every bastard I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once I hit 39, everything just started to fall apart. Now I'm 48, it's getting so much worse!

My eyesight is terrible, as is my memory. The aches and pains are getting more painful and more frequent. I make old person noises when I stand up.

Anyone else?"

No I'm fitter and healthier as I've ever been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get it. I’ve tried to reply to this using my remote control to type. Haha. Happy Sunday everyone. Oh no. It’s Wednesday. Pension day

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I’ve got arthritis but exercise seems to have taken away most of the pain thankfully

I am studying just now (only 4 weeks left!!) and noticed I don’t retain things as easily as I used to.

Apart from that I am in tip top condition (apart from the excess weight but that’s not an age thing )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep!

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Memory crap, eyesight poor , the odd aches and pains, but still doing 70hours a week in a garage , still training and still running half marathons, so cant complain seeing as I'm 52

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By *anon6dMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Nobody heard of painkillers. Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arthritic everything, diabetes, heart attack, dementia via brain injury(95% healed), tinnitus....

Turning 40 was painless mostly due to anti inflams and pain relief, but the journey to 47 has been horrendous....

My typos are the thing that bother me the most.... Damn you front left lobe....

Still working, paying the bills, being the dad, and supporting the kids even now they are all old enough to be on fab...

I even play with the odd female when I'm in there age range, and thats not many at all...

Who ever said life begins at 40 gave so many people such false hope. However, its nice to be free of the inhibition of the teen and twenty somethings that held so many if us back.

#playtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP oh how much I feel your pain and the down side to getting older is things just get worse , pains in joints , needing to get up for a pee more often at night, lack off sleep, failing eye sight , saggy boobs for woman , ED for men just to name a few .

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I consider myself pretty lucky. And grateful for it. Yes eyes. Yes gray. Take longer to heal after an injury. Otherwise fitter than I was ten years ago.

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I wouldn't say my memory is going but .. . .I went upstairs for something last week, got to the top step and forgot what it was. . . Went back downstairs, got into living room and promptly pissed myself

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By *ustooCouple
over a year ago

East Fife

Don’t mind aches and pains and grey hair on my head but the worse thing is grey hair around my balls so I have to shave them every couple of weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Christ....no wonder no bugger can get laid round here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we should start a fab Scottish oldies kik group so we can have a bloody good bitch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like someone's opened a door and my life's run out of it, 58 next week, how the fuk did that happen? Bladder the size of a ping-pong ball that needs emptied every 5 minutes and shift work leaving me like a zombie on my days off...apart from all that life's good haha

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Seems like someone's opened a door and my life's run out of it, 58 next week, how the fuk did that happen? Bladder the size of a ping-pong ball that needs emptied every 5 minutes and shift work leaving me like a zombie on my days off...apart from all that life's good haha "

Agree shift work is not good but thankfully i still manage to spring to life on my days off.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Jesus Christ....no wonder no bugger can get laid round here!"

No, I think there’s plenty of laying down going on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoulders, back and eyes. All need fixing to a degree but luckily still got my faculties.

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By *TBSMan
over a year ago

close enough

Roadside bomb up many years ago, few niggles as a result but happy to have them and I wake smiling every morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roadside bomb up many years ago, few niggles as a result but happy to have them and I wake smiling every morning."

Yer a bombscare. Hope yer well Pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, same here

And everyone seems to want a young stud.

So much for experience

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By *ewspinMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

The big 40 this year ...mind says 21 body says NO!!!

Sciatic nerve went a couple of years back and get gip from it now and again,torture to bend down and I’m a large lad so must be funny to see lol

Eyesight is improving tho

Fingers hurting as I type...here comes the arthritis lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about an oldies orgy ?????? As long as we remember where it is hee hee

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Jeezo! I occasionally need glasses for reading, but I think I must be getting off lightly. Almost 50 & still as flexible as I was in my 20's, & certainly having much more fun.

R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much aches and pains but I recently got a new car, and all I can think is it’s so expensive on juice compared to my old one. Seems I am more bothered about fuel economy than how fast it goes or how it looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep feeling aches and pains I didn’t use to have... however there are a LOT of plus points too

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Losing hair is my biggest concern.....hate catching a glimpse of myself in a shop window etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once I hit 39, everything just started to fall apart. Now I'm 48, it's getting so much worse!

My eyesight is terrible, as is my memory. The aches and pains are getting more painful and more frequent. I make old person noises when I stand up.

Anyone else?"

Jezz beautiful lady! Think old and you will be old ! I’m still like a rat up a drain pipe and still shimmering down drain pipes when hubby comes home early than expected and jumping over fences to get away from hubby !And I’m older than you! Mind you feel old now as damaged myself with these juvenile nonsense! Age just a number and life’s for living beautiful lady.

P.s noise I make is when she on top and could swear my bones creak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age is only a number just think about getting younger and have more fun ..smile more dont let things get you down... ...

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune!

I sigh when I sit down, and groan when I get up. A lot of that might be with getting back into the gym.

Pilates definitely helps. More preventative maintenance. Did yoga a while back which was good too.

I need my glasses more and more, and need to get some weight off.

Here's to growing old disgracefully!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Losing hair is my biggest concern.....hate catching a glimpse of myself in a shop window etc"

But when your eyesight goes you won't notice ....every cloud an' aw that!

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Losing hair is my biggest concern.....hate catching a glimpse of myself in a shop window etc

But when your eyesight goes you won't notice ....every cloud an' aw that!"

Positive thinking is the way forward

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Losing hair is my biggest concern.....hate catching a glimpse of myself in a shop window etc

But when your eyesight goes you won't notice ....every cloud an' aw that!"

Well I am short sighted....rather be that than long sighted would need glasses to perv on here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im 47 and i still feel the same as when i was 25..my eyesight is failing but other than that im fit as a fiddle...

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Achhh cant change time..donI feel 25 Nope then again I dont think 25 either...hairs all but gone..dont really like the modern hairstyles anyway.

.body changed shape...ahhh well cant be a 28 waist forever.

Getting older things ain't as good as they used to be but hey ho.....

why worry be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of all the positives though...

Less likely to give a shit what others think.

More self-confidence.

Greater appreciation for what you have.

Experience

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think of all the positives though...

Less likely to give a shit what others think.

More self-confidence.

Greater appreciation for what you have.

Experience"

Not more self confidence, but I definitely don't give the slightest fuck what anyone thinks

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

i agree with doggy I must be the oldest old fart on here do i care NO i am living and enjoying life BUT the bloody aches and pains well i aint sayin nuthin about them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likewise achy hips and knees, poor close vision, and carrying a couple of extra kilos. Still, can't moan. Can still rise to the occasion.

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