FabSwingers.com forum: Funny swinging stories

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It goes without saying that discretion be respected but does anyone have any amusing stories regarding swinging? Doesn't even have to be swinging but anything regarding

sex outside of the lifestyle. A funny story I heard was when a guy was at an adult party in the flat. I believe gangbang was taking place if I remember the story rightly. I think he decided to take a break and went outside to buy some cigarettes or something. I can't quite remember why he went outside. It wasn't till he got outside that he realised that the window to the flat was open and anyone who was in the street would be able to hear the orgasmic sounds of lust pouring forth from inside!

Before you knew it he was doing his Speedy Gonzales act to close the window before anyone could hear! The look on his face when he realised that anyone could hear what was going on must have been priceless!

By *edo CplCouple
over a year ago

Once we were in a Chinese restuarant with a few other swingers and i think our conversation got a little loud as one of the other customers piped up and asked us if we really were swingers

A few minutes then passed explaining to a now very quiet restuarant the ins and outs of swinging followed by he who shant be named ( Dave from countrypair

) standing up on the table and singing the jungle book song "i`m the king of the swingers" to the whole restuarant

By this point i was mortified and his wife had hid in the toilets for 30 minutes but was very very funny

The vanillas then asked if they could come with us to the swingers club lol

By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Mate me mine was at a swingers party and struck it off with on me the ladies - so much so that they swung as a couple at future parties. He put them down for a social. They were both mortified to see her and his parents walk in together. Turns out the parents had been swinging for years. Don't know who got the biggest shock that night but her face was apparently priceless.