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"Not me, my car cant get over the speed bumps. " have you been on the sauce   | |||
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"Did you get over the speed bumps and find out what’s happening?" I didnt go but I read on Facebook people posting comments saying whats going on at strathy, loads of single guys stopping in their every so often flashing lights into the bushes | |||
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"Did you get over the speed bumps and find out what’s happening?" Oh I had a nosey after your previous comment (nosey on fab not down strathy!) it looked like it might be an interesting evening | |||
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"True story-August 2001 Was running late one friday night (ferry delayed) to pick up a repaired golf club from Strathclyde Golf Range shop,so phoned ahead and suggested for it to be left round the back of the golf shop, in the bushes below the biggest tree. This caused much sniggering and chuckling from the assistant pro! Being a very niave country boy this went completely over my head. ' By the way' he warned ' Watch out for the really sensitive burglar alarm. What to do is flash your lights at the golf shop windows immediately you get into the car park and this will disarm it' More sniggering. 'Oh, ok'(Honestly what a prat I was when I think back!) Anyway, arrived much later,beautiful august night. Im thinking, Fuck me, busy car park obviously a popular snogging area for couples but nonetheless Im furiously flashing my lights at the golf shop windows. Jumped out my car and left my lights on. Started to make my way round to the big tree. Good no alarm ( as if!?) Good I spot my golf club up against the tree, but so is a female getting well and truly spit roasted by two guys. Ok, Im obviously interrupting but at this moment things get a bit hazy and confused! Holy Moley!!!! The bushes are alive with bodies. Suddenly it was like a scene from an old Hammer Horror movie, all those zombie figures caught in the car lights/shadows coming towards me-most with their cock in their hand! Lots of aggressive west of scotland voices 'Switch you're fucking lights off pal'! Who's the dick thats left their lights on? What the fuck!!!!!! Im telling you, the late great Colin McRae couldnt have left that car park or Strathclyde Park faster than me! Never slowed until I was on the M74 heading away from all those masturbating zombies!! I stil have nightmares about it Oh yes, the next time I was down at the golf shop I was slagged mercilessly. Serves me right! So good luck to you doggers, wherever you are! Im sorry I disturbed you lol "Thats so funny. Bet you are scarred for life. | |||
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"True story-August 2001 Was running late one friday night (ferry delayed) to pick up a repaired golf club from Strathclyde Golf Range shop,so phoned ahead and suggested for it to be left round the back of the golf shop, in the bushes below the biggest tree. This caused much sniggering and chuckling from the assistant pro! Being a very niave country boy this went completely over my head. ' By the way' he warned ' Watch out for the really sensitive burglar alarm. What to do is flash your lights at the golf shop windows immediately you get into the car park and this will disarm it' More sniggering. 'Oh, ok'(Honestly what a prat I was when I think back!) Anyway, arrived much later,beautiful august night. Im thinking, Fuck me, busy car park obviously a popular snogging area for couples but nonetheless Im furiously flashing my lights at the golf shop windows. Jumped out my car and left my lights on. Started to make my way round to the big tree. Good no alarm ( as if!?) Good I spot my golf club up against the tree, but so is a female getting well and truly spit roasted by two guys. Ok, Im obviously interrupting but at this moment things get a bit hazy and confused! Holy Moley!!!! The bushes are alive with bodies. Suddenly it was like a scene from an old Hammer Horror movie, all those zombie figures caught in the car lights/shadows coming towards me-most with their cock in their hand! Lots of aggressive west of scotland voices 'Switch you're fucking lights off pal'! Who's the dick thats left their lights on? What the fuck!!!!!! Im telling you, the late great Colin McRae couldnt have left that car park or Strathclyde Park faster than me! Never slowed until I was on the M74 heading away from all those masturbating zombies!! I stil have nightmares about it Oh yes, the next time I was down at the golf shop I was slagged mercilessly. Serves me right! So good luck to you doggers, wherever you are! Im sorry I disturbed you lol " | |||
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