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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Being in bar with three girls and there are 200 guys trying to talk them and you are the only guy with a bad haircut and B.O p.s I dont have B.O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being in bar with three girls and there are 200 guys trying to talk them and you are the only guy with a bad haircut and B.O p.s I dont have B.O"
just the bad haircut then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yes it is a bad hair cut, I keep being told to grow it but if I do it goes all curly locks. I keep it short because when I was a kid old grannies use to touch my hair saying "oohhhh look at his curly locks, he'll melt a lot of hearts when hes older" As soon as I was old enough to get it cut on my own I cut it all cut off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes it is a bad hair cut, I keep being told to grow it but if I do it goes all curly locks. I keep it short because when I was a kid old grannies use to touch my hair saying "oohhhh look at his curly locks, he'll melt a lot of hearts when hes older" As soon as I was old enough to get it cut on my own I cut it all cut off."
awww. Grannies know best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes it is a bad hair cut, I keep being told to grow it but if I do it goes all curly locks. I keep it short because when I was a kid old grannies use to touch my hair saying "oohhhh look at his curly locks, he'll melt a lot of hearts when hes older" As soon as I was old enough to get it cut on my own I cut it all cut off."

Lmao... yeah maybe you should have kept the curls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes it is a bad hair cut, I keep being told to grow it but if I do it goes all curly locks. I keep it short because when I was a kid old grannies use to touch my hair saying "oohhhh look at his curly locks, he'll melt a lot of hearts when hes older" As soon as I was old enough to get it cut on my own I cut it all cut off.

Lmao... yeah maybe you should have kept the curls "

Maybe he should message a Granny

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee


"Being in bar with three girls and there are 200 guys trying to talk them and you are the only guy with a bad haircut and B.O p.s I dont have B.O"

And 198 of those guys think waving their willy in your face is the height of conversational etiquette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes it is a bad hair cut, I keep being told to grow it but if I do it goes all curly locks. I keep it short because when I was a kid old grannies use to touch my hair saying "oohhhh look at his curly locks, he'll melt a lot of hearts when hes older" As soon as I was old enough to get it cut on my own I cut it all cut off.

Lmao... yeah maybe you should have kept the curls

Maybe he should message a Granny "

There’s grannies on here???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being in bar with three girls and there are 200 guys trying to talk them and you are the only guy with a bad haircut and B.O p.s I dont have B.O

And 198 of those guys think waving their willy in your face is the height of conversational etiquette "

Some do worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being in bar with three girls and there are 200 guys trying to talk them and you are the only guy with a bad haircut and B.O p.s I dont have B.O

And 198 of those guys think waving their willy in your face is the height of conversational etiquette "

is that why i keep getting thew out of pubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a fair few do alright though it’s all about the chat and the effort that’s out in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a fair few do alright though it’s all about the chat and the effort that’s out in "

Very true... some fabulous gentlemen

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

....It's like going fishing, but your rod has no line

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

And 198 of those guys think waving their willy in your face is the height of conversational etiquette "

Maybe not conversational etiquette but if they guy is swinging a pound of meat then he likely to get a response

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee


"

And 198 of those guys think waving their willy in your face is the height of conversational etiquette

Maybe not conversational etiquette but if they guy is swinging a pound of meat then he likely to get a response "

Not from me he isn't, if all he is is a walking cock, I'm not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a fair few do alright though it’s all about the chat and the effort that’s out in

Very true... some fabulous gentlemen "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes it is a bad hair cut, I keep being told to grow it but if I do it goes all curly locks. I keep it short because when I was a kid old grannies use to touch my hair saying "oohhhh look at his curly locks, he'll melt a lot of hearts when hes older" As soon as I was old enough to get it cut on my own I cut it all cut off.

Lmao... yeah maybe you should have kept the curls

Maybe he should message a Granny "

Anymore fruit scones auld yin x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are granny's on here , I'm a granny 4 X over

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

And 198 of those guys think waving their willy in your face is the height of conversational etiquette

Maybe not conversational etiquette but if they guy is swinging a pound of meat then he likely to get a response

Not from me he isn't, if all he is is a walking cock, I'm not interested "

Maybe not but there are plenty of women who are like that lol

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By *cer26Man
over a year ago

stirling


"There are granny's on here , I'm a granny 4 X over "
no way not a chance certainly a gilf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes it is a bad hair cut, I keep being told to grow it but if I do it goes all curly locks. I keep it short because when I was a kid old grannies use to touch my hair saying "oohhhh look at his curly locks, he'll melt a lot of hearts when hes older" As soon as I was old enough to get it cut on my own I cut it all cut off.

Lmao... yeah maybe you should have kept the curls

Maybe he should message a Granny

Anymore fruit scones auld yin x "

....and there was me thinking you were interested in my cream ring

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

MILF, GILF...... a woman’s inherent beauty and sex appeal isn’t measured by whether she’s had offspring, or whether her offsprings had offspring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having big family is what keeps me fit, but I reserve enough energy for adult fun .

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By *omanpleaser78Man
over a year ago

Goole

I think a bit of dancing like carlton off the fresh prince and and having a laugh and some fun gets the ladies attention, probably because they think i am daft and feel sorry for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MILF, GILF...... a woman’s inherent beauty and sex appeal isn’t measured by whether she’s had offspring, or whether her offsprings had offspring "

Well said, a gallant response

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"

And 198 of those guys think waving their willy in your face is the height of conversational etiquette

Maybe not conversational etiquette but if they guy is swinging a pound of meat then he likely to get a response

Not from me he isn't, if all he is is a walking cock, I'm not interested "

Or me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being in bar with three girls and there are 200 guys trying to talk them and you are the only guy with a bad haircut and B.O p.s I dont have B.O

And 198 of those guys think waving their willy in your face is the height of conversational etiquette "

Wait... You telling me it's not the done thing!!!!

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"Being in bar with three girls and there are 200 guys trying to talk them and you are the only guy with a bad haircut and B.O p.s I dont have B.O

And 198 of those guys think waving their willy in your face is the height of conversational etiquette

Wait... You telling me it's not the done thing!!!! "

Could leave them with a black eye, or worse, a pink one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes it is a bad hair cut, I keep being told to grow it but if I do it goes all curly locks. I keep it short because when I was a kid old grannies use to touch my hair saying "oohhhh look at his curly locks, he'll melt a lot of hearts when hes older" As soon as I was old enough to get it cut on my own I cut it all cut off.

Lmao... yeah maybe you should have kept the curls

Maybe he should message a Granny

Anymore fruit scones auld yin x

....and there was me thinking you were interested in my cream ring "

Me...am just know like that at all.

Ahll give ya a Yum Yum for your Cream Split..

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