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By *lay_Mate_Required OP   Man
over a year ago

eadt kilbride

Here is a list of what i think when i see a profile picture, please feel free to add more.

1.The Cock shot = ugly face.

2.No Picture (public or private) = married playing away.

3.A picture of a picture = no longer looks like that, gained 6 st and 10 years since the original pic was taken.

4.Picture taken in the mirror = to stupid to know how to work the timer.

5.All pictures are taken by yourself = you don’t have a social life, you still live with your parents and are socially awkward.

6.Picture taken from 100 meters away = ugly as sin!

5.Picture is really small = taken with a phone from 1992 and his or her underwear will be of the same age.

7 Picture is the wrong way up = to stupid to work a computer.

8 Stolen pictures, we have all seen them, the one's that look like they have been cut, copied and pasted from a porn site = the villagers like to chase me with pitch forks and torches.

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some taken in the mirror...Oh and I can work the timer. Go figure.

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

1.The Cock shot = Guy thinks its only what women want.

2.No Picture (public or private) = Timewaster

3.A picture of a picture = no longer looks like that, gained 6 st and 10 years since the original pic was taken.

4.Picture taken in the mirror = Doesn't have time OR cant work it!

5.All pictures are taken by yourself = Nothing wrong with that but ONLY IF you single!

6.Picture taken from 100 meters away = Don't look that good close up!

5.Picture is really small = User uploading using mobile phone.

7 Picture is the wrong way up = Cant work out how to turn it about!

8 Stolen pictures, we have all seen them, the one's that look like they have been cut, copied and pasted from a porn site = Fake user that wants to chat up the ones too thick to notice!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1.The Cock shot = Guy thinks its only what women want.

2.No Picture (public or private) = Timewaster

3.A picture of a picture = no longer looks like that, gained 6 st and 10 years since the original pic was taken.

4.Picture taken in the mirror = Doesn't have time OR cant work it!

5.All pictures are taken by yourself = Nothing wrong with that but ONLY IF you single!

6.Picture taken from 100 meters away = Don't look that good close up!

5.Picture is really small = User uploading using mobile phone.

7 Picture is the wrong way up = Cant work out how to turn it about!

8 Stolen pictures, we have all seen them, the one's that look like they have been cut, copied and pasted from a porn site = Fake user that wants to chat up the ones too thick to notice!""
Brill...!

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By *lay_Mate_Required OP   Man
over a year ago

eadt kilbride


"I have some taken in the mirror...Oh and I can work the timer. Go figure."

No comment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can i tell from a prrrrofile pic, hmmm, not a lot really, first impressions and all that, i tend to get an idea of them by what they,,,,say.

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