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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you ever been injured during sex... for example midgie bites, pulled muscles or worse!!! Should there be a fab first aider we can call on

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By *ettercallsaul118Man
over a year ago

Funtown

Dislocated my shoulder once while in the midst of some hot foreplay lol ohh and I'm a first aider lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cramp is a common thing, other than that been lucky when jumping from the wardrobes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dislocated my shoulder once while in the midst of some hot foreplay lol ohh and I'm a first aider lol

ooofty that was... energetic

(yer on ma hotlist noo JUST IN CASE lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cramp is a common thing, other than that been lucky when jumping from the wardrobes

Gosh such skills... I didn't get injured but did once get locked in the botanic gardens and had to ESCAPE!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cramp is a common thing, other than that been lucky when jumping from the wardrobes

Gosh such skills... I didn't get injured but did once get locked in the botanic gardens and had to ESCAPE!!!!

... Don't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cramp is a common thing, other than that been lucky when jumping from the wardrobes

Gosh such skills... I didn't get injured but did once get locked in the botanic gardens and had to ESCAPE!!!!

... Don't.

Minor scratches from the over commando over the wall gymnastics... didn't notice they were closing cos we were examining some interesting botanical specimens... aherm corf corf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cramp is a common thing, other than that been lucky when jumping from the wardrobes

Gosh such skills... I didn't get injured but did once get locked in the botanic gardens and had to ESCAPE!!!!

... Don't.

Minor scratches from the over commando over the wall gymnastics... didn't notice they were closing cos we were examining some interesting botanical specimens... aherm corf corf

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paying close inspection to the "garden"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cramp is a common thing, other than that been lucky when jumping from the wardrobes

Gosh such skills... I didn't get injured but did once get locked in the botanic gardens and had to ESCAPE!!!!

... Don't.

Minor scratches from the over commando over the wall gymnastics... didn't notice they were closing cos we were examining some interesting botanical specimens... aherm corf corf

paying close inspection to the "garden"

Aye there was a massive hommus erectus gigantus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cramp is a common thing, other than that been lucky when jumping from the wardrobes

Gosh such skills... I didn't get injured but did once get locked in the botanic gardens and had to ESCAPE!!!!

... Don't.

Minor scratches from the over commando over the wall gymnastics... didn't notice they were closing cos we were examining some interesting botanical specimens... aherm corf corf

paying close inspection to the "garden"

Aye there was a massive hommus erectus gigantus

gotta be careful, they can be prickly...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cramp is a common thing, other than that been lucky when jumping from the wardrobes

Gosh such skills... I didn't get injured but did once get locked in the botanic gardens and had to ESCAPE!!!!

... Don't.

Minor scratches from the over commando over the wall gymnastics... didn't notice they were closing cos we were examining some interesting botanical specimens... aherm corf corf

paying close inspection to the "garden"

Aye there was a massive hommus erectus gigantus

gotta be careful, they can be prickly...

Yep especially to virgins (nae funny comments there ok) cos virginity is like a bubble... one prick and it's gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cramp is a common thing, other than that been lucky when jumping from the wardrobes

Gosh such skills... I didn't get injured but did once get locked in the botanic gardens and had to ESCAPE!!!!

... Don't.

Minor scratches from the over commando over the wall gymnastics... didn't notice they were closing cos we were examining some interesting botanical specimens... aherm corf corf

paying close inspection to the "garden"

Aye there was a massive hommus erectus gigantus

gotta be careful, they can be prickly...

Yep especially to virgins (nae funny comments there ok) cos virginity is like a bubble... one prick and it's gone

we all like a virgin

some "pricks" are OK....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cramp is a common thing, other than that been lucky when jumping from the wardrobes

Gosh such skills... I didn't get injured but did once get locked in the botanic gardens and had to ESCAPE!!!!

... Don't.

Minor scratches from the over commando over the wall gymnastics... didn't notice they were closing cos we were examining some interesting botanical specimens... aherm corf corf

paying close inspection to the "garden"

Aye there was a massive hommus erectus gigantus

gotta be careful, they can be prickly...

Yep especially to virgins (nae funny comments there ok) cos virginity is like a bubble... one prick and it's gone

we all like a virgin

some "pricks" are OK....

Ohhh yes ma'am

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By *ettercallsaul118Man
over a year ago

Funtown

"Dislocated my shoulder once while in the midst of some hot foreplay lol ohh and I'm a first aider lol

ooofty that was... energetic

(yer on ma hotlist noo JUST IN CASE lol

Ohh am I your on my hotlist too lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dislocated my shoulder once while in the midst of some hot foreplay lol ohh and I'm a first aider lol

ooofty that was... energetic

(yer on ma hotlist noo JUST IN CASE lol

)

Ohh am I your on my hotlist too lol

ya are now... wait... TOO gosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive nearly suffocated in some Ladies boobs a few times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive nearly suffocated in some Ladies boobs a few times

What a way to go though eh

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By *r-and-Mrs-StargazerCouple
over a year ago

West Scotland

Pretty much circumcised myself going at it too hard when I was younger. Tore most of my banjo string good job I was not sober !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm over in Edinburgh and fell over a wall last night while having a pee, kinda related as I had the Bobby ootWoke up kinda sore

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Pretty much circumcised myself going at it too hard when I was younger. Tore most of my banjo string good job I was not sober !! "

Done exactly the same thing when younger lol

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

just sprained my leg a few times.

is there a course i can attend to be a certified fab first aider?

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By *londe82Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I did gag on a guys cock and caused myself a nose bleed

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By *lasgow_mMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Done my back in, was game over for that session lol

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By *ettercallsaul118Man
over a year ago

Funtown

"I did gag on a guys cock and caused myself a nose bleed "

You had your tonsils out Blonde lol

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By *uddleanstrokeMan
over a year ago

Bristol / Crete / Glasgow

"Cramp is a common thing, other than that been lucky when jumping from the wardrobes

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... cramp is usually caused by build up of urea - so is cured by peeing! ... just saying ; ))) ...

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By *londe82Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Nope?

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By *untimescal73Man
over a year ago

Scotland

"Have you ever been injured during sex... for example midgie bites, pulled muscles or worse!!! Should there be a fab first aider we can call on

Once ch0ked on the girls squirt and it took me a while to get going again.... no lick or Heimlich manoeuvre required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman I met once got carried away with the bj and took a chunk out my knob with her teeth, that was hard explaining to the wife

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Just leg cramps for me

I do remember a similar chat on here before where someone said she fell off the bed but got up like a trooper and carried on!!

I don’t think I could have got back up for laughing if that happened to me!!

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cramp is common for me, but easily laughed off.

The worst was with a woman I was seeing, well over 15 years ago. Whilst she was on top, she got a little over energetic, something audibly went crunch, I had a LOT of pain, and a few hours later a big bruised lump appeared just under the right side of the "helmet".

Mandy

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Cramp is common for me, but easily laughed off.

Mandy"

OUCH!!

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By *igsaw93Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ve had a few fab related A&E visits but trying to explain a concussion from a sex swing falling on my head was slightly problematic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

portable defib always near at hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i nearly drowned when a woman couldnt stop squirting ..

Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since the OP mentioned it...

Last year was out and about on a nature walk with a lady when we were taken by the mood and we fucked there on the forest floor. Next morning I wake up to dozens of midgie bites all over my thighs and groin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've fallen off the bed once and I broke someone's fingers once apparently (though I think he was just being dramatic)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suffering from sciatica these days, quiet life for me.

Had to deal with a collapsing bed once, thankfully no injuries!

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Plenty of bruises ...... but I don't mind them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So i was having sex with a women she was on stop going for it I felt this sharp pain, so stopped by cock was bleeding heavy the for skin separated from the bellend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done that too

Was so much blood she thought her period had come early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lass broke my hardon.Awfy glad it was a FMF.

The 2 females got 6 inches each.

Happy endings ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes a real horrible injury but can’t disclose it publicly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes a real horrible injury but can’t disclose it publicly "

More horrible than some of the above???

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Yes a real horrible injury but can’t disclose it publicly

More horrible than some of the above???

Doesn’t sound good at all if it’s worse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes a real horrible injury but can’t disclose it publicly "
did yer baws fall off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes a real horrible injury but can’t disclose it publicly did yer baws fall off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw it has been posted above. Forget me lol

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By *arlosF2019Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Have you ever been injured during sex... for example midgie bites, pulled muscles or worse!!! Should there be a fab first aider we can call on

Just get cramp in the back of my thighs now and again depending on what position im in lol

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By *arlosF2019Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Dislocated my shoulder once while in the midst of some hot foreplay lol ohh and I'm a first aider lol

ooofty that was... energetic

(yer on ma hotlist noo JUST IN CASE lol

)

Ohh am I your on my hotlist too lol

ya are now... wait... TOO gosh

How dyu get added onto that hotlist ?

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By *arlosF2019Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I did gag on a guys cock and caused myself a nose bleed "

I always carry baby wipes just in case if it happens again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had bad cramp in the back of both legs at once while doing doggy.. My meet thought it was hilarious but it was so painful at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a first aid trainer, I could organise a fab first aid training naked of course

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I am a first aid trainer, I could organise a fab first aid training naked of course

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aw it has been posted above. Forget me lol"

Ffs what a first aid anti climax

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Aw it has been posted above. Forget me lol

Ffs what a first aid anti climax

Did you have your nurses outfit at the ready Jane?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dislocated my shoulder once while in the midst of some hot foreplay lol ohh and I'm a first aider lol

ooofty that was... energetic

(yer on ma hotlist noo JUST IN CASE lol

)

Ohh am I your on my hotlist too lol

ya are now... wait... TOO gosh

How dyu get added onto that hotlist ?

You need to be tall and seductive.... ohhh you are

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Does being injured before count?

Had cracked ribs and various other injuries from rugby.

Just made things a bit more gentle and prolonged. Pretty hot as I recall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever been injured during sex... for example midgie bites, pulled muscles or worse!!! Should there be a fab first aider we can call on

I've had my banjo string tore in an unfortunate oral sex accident never seen so much blood on someone else's face since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once had bad cramp in the back of both legs at once while doing doggy.. My meet thought it was hilarious but it was so painful at the time. "

Cramp happens all the time to me. Especially after leg day

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

I gave myself a strained lower back once when I had a knee trembler down Portobello beach years ago

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Yes a real horrible injury but can’t disclose it publicly "

Did you catch a dose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I gave myself a strained lower back once when I had a knee trembler down Portobello beach years ago"
portobello beach is my favourite!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Portobello isnt that where they do the line dook

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By *ettercallsaul118Man
over a year ago

Funtown

"Dislocated my shoulder once while in the midst of some hot foreplay lol ohh and I'm a first aider lol

ooofty that was... energetic

(yer on ma hotlist noo JUST IN CASE lol

)

Ohh am I your on my hotlist too lol

ya are now... wait... TOO gosh

How dyu get added onto that hotlist ?

You need to be tall and seductive.... ohhh you are

I am lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cramp in my left leg behind the knee but then I have an old injury there anyway. Bloody sore when it seizes up during the throes of passion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpet burn on my back 20+ years ago. Still have the mark!

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By *innettMan
over a year ago

scotland

Broke my wrist before

I know what your all thinking.. no that's not how it happened !

I fell off the bed from doing doggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carpet burn on my back 20+ years ago. Still have the mark!"

Shag pile ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a tick on my belly from fucking naked in a Forrest haha

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By *undeeSingleMan
over a year ago

Dundee

"I got a tick on my belly from fucking naked in a Forrest haha "

Ive had a big scratch down my calf doing the same thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope the fun made it worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broke my wrist before

I know what your all thinking.. no that's not how it happened !

I fell off the bed from doing doggy

Was I d*unk?

.....Can't recall our encounter....

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By *innettMan
over a year ago

scotland

"Broke my wrist before

I know what your all thinking.. no that's not how it happened !

I fell off the bed from doing doggy

Was I d*unk?

.....Can't recall our encounter...."

What an unexpected reply

Must of been very d*unk ! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dislocated my shoulder once while in the midst of some hot foreplay lol ohh and I'm a first aider lol

ooofty that was... energetic

(yer on ma hotlist noo JUST IN CASE lol

)

Ohh am I your on my hotlist too lol

ya are now... wait... TOO gosh

How dyu get added onto that hotlist ?

You need to be tall and seductive.... ohhh you are

I am lol

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Once, just as I’d kissed a girlfriend gently and passionately on the lips....

She crossed her legs and broke my glasses

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Bruises

Leg cramp

Band my head standing up too quickly and hit a sloped ceiling.

Thankfully nothing resorting a trip to A&E

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

"Bruises

Leg cramp

*Banged* my head standing up too quickly and hit a sloped ceiling.

Thankfully nothing resorting a trip to A&E

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By *atureshywifeWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

neva had things when having sex but slipped on ice snow cut head and had car crash endded in a field but all going to meets lol

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Once, just as I’d kissed a girlfriend gently and passionately on the lips....

She crossed her legs and broke my glasses

Pmsl. Got me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im looking for a womam that has First Aid skills.

Yer know gonna believe this but ive had a hardon for the past 2 hours and just wont go down. Ive tried going for a shower but all it does is throb and vibrate when wet hot soapy water drips from it. Any advice ?

Ps..Nurses outfits are optional.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Im looking for a womam that has First Aid skills.

Ps..Nurses outfits are optional.

Said with my best nurses outfit on - try a cold shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im looking for a womam that has First Aid skills.

Ps..Nurses outfits are optional.

It's not a nurse you need...it's a hammer

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By *nicorn on wheelsWoman
over a year ago

scotland

"Dislocated my shoulder once while in the midst of some hot foreplay lol ohh and I'm a first aider lol

Yeah I did that but not during foreplay but while on all fours, was interesting going to the emergency room at 3am asking how I had done it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im looking for a womam that has First Aid skills.

Ps..Nurses outfits are optional.

Said with my best nurses outfit on - try a cold shower

Lolol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im looking for a womam that has First Aid skills.

Ps..Nurses outfits are optional.

It's not a nurse you need...it's a hammer "

Yer awfy kinky lol x

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

Fell aff the ladder when a was.....well.... ye know what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fell aff the ladder when a was.....well.... ye know what"

Painting?

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Fell aff the ladder when a was.....well.... ye know what

Painting?"

Maybe cleaning windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fell aff the ladder when a was.....well.... ye know what"
peering in looking for naked wummin more like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislocated two fingers when someone had a poorly timed and unexpected orgasm! She mistook my shout as one of surprised pleasure rather than agony!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fell aff the ladder when a was.....well.... ye know what"

Getting yer vintage porn stash out the loft ?

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By *airdOfLallybrochMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

1. A wasp landed on my partner’s breast. She panicked a bit and flicked it off, straight onto the end of my cock, which it then stung!

2. After a first date, back at her place I thought I was making friends with her Alsatian when it suddenly bit me...on the face. The poor dog was more shocked than me, but there was blood everywhere and a trip to A&E duly followed for stitches and a tetanus jab.

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

"Fell aff the ladder when a was.....well.... ye know what"

And the winner is Vixy!!!

Av actually scraped ma bawz aff barbed wire fencin afore n aw........dont ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fell aff the ladder when a was.....well.... ye know what

And the winner is Vixy!!!

Av actually scraped ma bawz aff barbed wire fencin afore n aw........dont ask"

dear lord

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By *ithardscotMan
over a year ago

Kelty

I got sunburn from shagging outdoors with my ex-wife ??

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

While indulging in some outdoor fun, got attacked by clegs, and I think they must have had clogs on. It was days after before we finally got rid of the bites!!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Tongue strain after a really long licking session

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