FabSwingers.com forum: Parents made up tales

By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Like an apple tree growing in your belly if you swallowed apple pips . What other delights did we believe or have told our kids as gospel ?

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Masterbating would make you go blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you write that in a larger font please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Masterbating would make you go blind

Can you write that in a larger font please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chewing gum would stick to your ribs inside you and eating your crusts would make your hair curly

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

You'd get square eyes watching too much television

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"You'd get square eyes watching too much television

Especially love island .

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Masterbating would make you go blind

Can you write that in a larger font please"

Who said that ?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Pick a dandelion and you wet the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop making faces ..or youll stay like that ..

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By *iskit247Man
over a year ago

dundee

Tell a lie and your tongue turns black

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By *tevej1111Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you.

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By *iskit247Man
over a year ago

dundee

If you don’t behave Santa will come back and remove all your toys....... now I know you lady’s wouldn’t like that

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Pick a dandelion and you wet the bed. "

Commonly known as pea the beds round my way as a wean .

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you. "

Mm I’m sure my erse always felt it more when I got a skelp .

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Best one I've heard, but was never told as a kid was;

When the ice cream van plays its tune, it means its out of ice cream.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I whistled it would make Our Lady cry.

Do far worse than that these days and I'm sure Our Lady has gave up all hope.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Best one I've heard, but was never told as a kid was;

When the ice cream van plays its tune, it means its out of ice cream.

Mandy"

Wish i had thought to tell my kids that one.

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Best one I've heard, but was never told as a kid was;

When the ice cream van plays its tune, it means its out of ice cream.

Mandy

Wish i had thought to tell my kids that one."

Ditto

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"You'd get square eyes watching too much television

Especially love island .

Don't diss love island I'm having withdrawals

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm more worried about the tales I have to tell my kids now ....... I'm very often not where I tell them I'm going to be ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The big man in December S. A. N. T. A...

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"The big man in December S. A. N. T. A... "

Funny how it similar to S A T A N .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The big man in December S. A. N. T. A...

Funny how it similar to S A T A N .

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no step, that's just the kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steph*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you.

Mm I’m sure my erse always felt it more when I got a skelp .

Our friends south of the border may require a translation

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I'm more worried about the tales I have to tell my kids now ....... I'm very often not where I tell them I'm going to be ......

I’m sure you’d be beetroot red if they found out then again even the thought that parents still have a sex life freaks out the youngsters .

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you.

Mm I’m sure my erse always felt it more when I got a skelp .

Our friends south of the border may require a translation

I’m sure if they’ve watched Rab C Nesbitt they’ll have a clue .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad used to tell me that when you blow the dandelion seed bombs into the air it releases all the new fairies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you played with yer belly button yer bum would fall off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dad used to tell me that when you blow the dandelion seed bombs into the air it releases all the new fairies."

Awwww I love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you played with yer belly button yer bum would fall off

AH WISH!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you played with yer belly button yer bum would fall off

AH WISH!!!!

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lol I could be doing with the same tbf. I'll make a start tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you played with yer belly button yer bum would fall off

AH WISH!!!!

lol I could be doing with the same tbf. I'll make a start tonight

Nah..tomorrow... no wait you’re right, no time like the present!!! (Puts down the sensations sweet chilli crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you played with yer belly button yer bum would fall off

AH WISH!!!!

lol I could be doing with the same tbf. I'll make a start tonight

Nah..tomorrow... no wait you’re right, no time like the present!!! (Puts down the sensations sweet chilli crisps

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treat yersel, ye were healthy yesterday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m always good

aherm corf splutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something about if the wind changes direction your face will stay like that my granny used to say. But I can’t remember exactly what it was

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