FabSwingers.com forum: Smelly Nange

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well the big question LOL

You are in a situation where u are having fun the the Fem has a severe case of Fanny BO....What do u do ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it happened to us, I got up, went to the bathroom and scrubbed my hands with bleach.

It was only after I had been fingering her a few seconds did I smell it.....oh my god.

Got dressed and fucked off once my fingers were clean, lol.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

Surely no one would go to a meet with a minging minge.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy turn up for a meet and it was clear he'd not seen a shower for at least 8 hours. His genital area smelt as bad as my Grans nursing home.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boke!!! Aww couldnae!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boke!!! Aww couldnae!!

I didn't.

I asked him to shower and pointed in the direction of my bathroom. Thankfully he took it well.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i honestly cant believe people would be so minging and make no effort before meeting others !! i met a guy for a drink once and his pits were rank,and had the cheek to ask why i wudnt shag him haha no way jose,defo no need for bad hygiene,or bad breath ,another turn off lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when someone doesn't make the effort. I take ages making sure I am all clean and fresh, regardless of if it's a social meet or otherwise so why can't they. Hate it when no deodorant is used. Yuck!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing worse than someone witha BO problem who trys to cover it up with after shave or perfume. It just seems to make the problem worse. No need for poor hygiens boys and girls. Jim

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope water free soap cheap

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah had that before, a finger was enough then made my excuses

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats just wrong, if your going on a meet, you shower, an shower well, lol

who want stinky fingers boke

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When it happened to us, I got up, went to the bathroom and scrubbed my hands with bleach.

It was only after I had been fingering her a few seconds did I smell it.....oh my god.

Got dressed and fucked off once my fingers were clean, lol.

S."

steve aint kidding....this actually happened.....pricless night lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boakssssss !!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

met a girl once at her place and it stank of cats. that should have been enough to have me turning on my heels but hey im a guy lol. anyway got to bedroom n done the gentle undressing eachother stuff n i went to go down on her, only to be met with the most putrid stench ever ! i actually wretched vocally to which she casually said " oh thats never happened before " anyway i tried to be as diplomatic as possible n made my excuses n left

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to say never came across that so far, is that just luck with the 1 woman I've slept with??lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well the couple we met were really nice but she really needed to wash below, she was shaven as well but my mrs kept telling me to lick her pussey but it was making me sick....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously thou ya just wouldnae I would NOT even offer a shower ffs they ken what there coming for!!!!! Eww yuk get on yer bike!! Not a hope in hell rank minky f**kers, hear u...........see that........yes that........take it the f**k out that door u stinky f**k.....aw I would like tell them straight, never would I deal with that well!!!! Lol, seriously thou people here saying they would offer a shower.......really?? Would I hell have a stinky using my soap! Good god no boke

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Sounds gross and very unacceptable if your going on a meet then you wash and wash thourougly paying particular attention to detail to that area lol

just as bad as cheesy cocks Boakkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eeew at cheesey cocks. once smelt never touched..put you off sex for months!!!!!!!!

im always spotlessly clean inside and out. takes feckin ages in shower so why dont others make the effort? had a guy once went for a pee then appeared..i just knew as id not heard taps that hed not washed hands let alone cock..he was out door in mins lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a very bad experience many months back.

Was about to rim a female and as i was closing down a vile stench cleared my sinuses. It ruined the moment.

Was boaking for days after it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lay_Mate_RequiredMan
over a year ago

eadt kilbride

I come up so fast I get The Bens lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its happened to me a couple of times in life.

Its how the smell lingers in the brain for days afterwards !

Having flashbacks now to a big sweaty ginger bush

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its happened to me a couple of times in life.

Its how the smell lingers in the brain for days afterwards !

Having flashbacks now to a big sweaty ginger bush

It wasn't Nicole Kidman was it?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hygiene costs nothing, so there should be no excuse.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

Pmsl at this post i make up shower when they come to mine for a meet if they dont shower they dont play lol ive even got it on my profile hahahahahaha xxxxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ob and angelaCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

you gotto be clean ...nothing wrong in soap and water esp when your meeting someone and you know sex is on the cards etc

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus

Well i have to say i gave both the room service guy a turn lol and also the meet i had who came to my hotel room i was only wearing a towel after coming outta the showerr, so yeah i make sure im freshly cleaned lol everywhere

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

smelly nange (bacterial vaginosisis)

is usually caused by over cleaning.

information supplied by google.;-)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smelly nange (bacterial vaginosisis)

is usually caused by over cleaning.

information supplied by google.;-)"

In my opinion that's definately not the cause lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Only had the misfortune with one girl, dyno rod would have given the job a wide berth

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Only had the misfortune with one girl, dyno rod would have given the job a wide berth

ewwwwww that bad eh gross

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me think ae the auld cheese toastie joke

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Only had the misfortune with one girl, dyno rod would have given the job a wide berth

ewwwwww that bad eh gross

None from fab meets though thankfully

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Only had the misfortune with one girl, dyno rod would have given the job a wide berth

ewwwwww that bad eh gross

None from fab meets though thankfully

PHEW glad to hear it lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What on earth is a Nange???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"What on earth is a Nange???"

Another name for a foo foo, fud, petal, et al

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Or a person with ginger hair

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard of Nange, fanny pussy and c..t yes lol but Nange? nopes lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

according to google it shows up in the urban dictionary it is like saying "that sucks" However it also seems to relate to ginger mingers!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i make my excuses and go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread