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Clothes you regret, or Wardrobe malfunctions

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By *awaiianguy OP   Man
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

I had a pair of cut off shorts, which looking back at an old photo were more like 80's football shorts - way too short to be cool.

Anyone else have any ill advised items of clothing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A purple shellsuit and pink suede kicker boots...whilst sporting a curly perm

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"A purple shellsuit and pink suede kicker boots...whilst sporting a curly perm "

Ahh it was you I passed yesterday hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A purple shellsuit and pink suede kicker boots...whilst sporting a curly perm

Ahh it was you I passed yesterday hahaha "

Too quick for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't recall any particularly horrendous outfits but did also sport the curly perm.

I looked like the cartoon character Crystal Tips....napper like a triangle.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Have you seen my wardrobe

John

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Bootcut jeans. I look bloody awful in them.

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Probably most of my wardrobe in the 80's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bootcut jeans. I look bloody awful in them."

Tbh I think they're more flattering on most women rather than the skinny jeans look. But then you are very slim so can probably get away with the skinny jeans.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Bootcut jeans. I look bloody awful in them.

Tbh I think they're more flattering on most women rather than the skinny jeans look. But then you are very slim so can probably get away with the skinny jeans."

I always wear skinny jeans. Bootcut jeans make my legs look like tree trunks

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Have you seen my wardrobe

John "

Ha! Loved your pinup girl shirt though

R

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By *TBSMan
over a year ago

close enough

Flared jeans, shell toes, curtain hair cut and a global hypercolour t-shit. Even Sally cinnamon was not happy

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

I'm a child dressed by parents in the 70s. The list us endless but here is a few

High waisted

Flares

Cheese cloth shirts

Wedges

Suede dress dinner jackets

Kipper ties

Collars that could take your eye out

Nylon school trousers without pockets cord effect

Mouve as an acceptable colour

Purple as an acceptable colour on a man/boy

Flares with turn ups

I could be here all day.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"I'm a child dressed by parents in the 70s. The list us endless but here is a few

High waisted

Flares

Cheese cloth shirts

Wedges

Suede dress dinner jackets

Kipper ties

Collars that could take your eye out

Nylon school trousers without pockets cord effect

Mouve as an acceptable colour

Purple as an acceptable colour on a man/boy

Flares with turn ups

I could be here all day."

Cheese cloth is back in fashion.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"I'm a child dressed by parents in the 70s. The list us endless but here is a few

High waisted

Flares

Cheese cloth shirts

Wedges

Suede dress dinner jackets

Kipper ties

Collars that could take your eye out

Nylon school trousers without pockets cord effect

Mouve as an acceptable colour

Purple as an acceptable colour on a man/boy

Flares with turn ups

I could be here all day.

Cheese cloth is back in fashion."

Nawwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ill advised fitted dress that was way too short, and with my crew cut hair.

Shocking.

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By *40ffCouple
over a year ago

Anstruther

Mosher Jean's the bottoms were so wide I couldnt walk right at the time I was like 5 foot and they were just awful looking haha

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I always look fecking awesome right trend setter ....PMSL

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Had a few pairs of bright trousers, rehomed to charity shops a decade ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in high school I had the Kappa trackie with the popper's up the side my mates would always try to pull them of when I was chatting to girls

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By *azzle99Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"When I was in high school I had the Kappa trackie with the popper's up the side my mates would always try to pull them of when I was chatting to girls "

You must’ve had a pair of the original Nike Air Max’s to complement the look lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was in high school I had the Kappa trackie with the popper's up the side my mates would always try to pull them of when I was chatting to girls

You must’ve had a pair of the original Nike Air Max’s to complement the look lol! "

aye and a Burberry baseball cap and a Berghaus Jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I vaguely remember a tank top from my past!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I vaguely remember a tank top from my past! "

Last Tuesday?

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

Rara skirt, ankle warmers and a frizzy perm at the dancing in the 80’s

Cringe

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Rara skirt, ankle warmers and a frizzy perm at the dancing in the 80’s

Cringe "

Knickerbockers and frilly white shirts with huge puffed sleeves. Feathers and beaded braids hanging from long permed hair. The good old days lol.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Rara skirt, ankle warmers and a frizzy perm at the dancing in the 80’s

Cringe "

Is it wrong I find that a bit of a turn on ...unless of course that was Mr

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"Rara skirt, ankle warmers and a frizzy perm at the dancing in the 80’s

Cringe

Is it wrong I find that a bit of a turn on ...unless of course that was Mr "

Haha no it’s Mrs so you’re ok

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"Rara skirt, ankle warmers and a frizzy perm at the dancing in the 80’s

Cringe

Knickerbockers and frilly white shirts with huge puffed sleeves. Feathers and beaded braids hanging from long permed hair. The good old days lol."

Oh yeh I forgot the feathers in the hair lol x

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Rara skirt, ankle warmers and a frizzy perm at the dancing in the 80’s

Cringe

Is it wrong I find that a bit of a turn on ...unless of course that was Mr

Haha no it’s Mrs so you’re ok "

Phewww haha that could have been awkward

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

As I'm a big mark for them, I've had plenty of jumpsuits over the years, I REALLY should have sent back.

Instead they've just been put in a charity bag or such when I've done a wardrobe review.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I vaguely remember a tank top from my past!

Last Tuesday? "

Nope. Wednesday

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I vaguely remember a tank top from my past!

Last Tuesday?

Nope. Wednesday "

Oh I dunno why I think they look good when I’m on holiday

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By *ali73Man
over a year ago

Scotland

Back in the early 90's I bought a silver with salmon pinstripe suit from Armani Glasgow. It was in the sale and in my mind at the time was an absolute bargain . I tried it on several time in private but never wore it in public . A few years later I while working in St Andrews I handed it into Oxfam still in the suit back with price tags still on. I'm sure it will still be there if anyone fancies a bargain

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