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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lòoking through fab this mornings and i,v seen my fair share of things ppl put down as to what there looking for as they are say what they want like say the word bear or some other thing but I thought this top the Lo t

(Couples or hung bi guys only, must be able to compose a message")

Wit the fuck has a guy with a big dick need to be able to compose a message for does it say something about his ability to fuck the arse off you.come to hell its a fecking sex site n no a interview off countdown and it's not a dating site,

I know am going to get slated for this but feck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes a guy with a big dick is just a big dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

True lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Am lucky not got a big dick lol

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By *urray MintMan
over a year ago

Brewtoon

What next grammar tests while you are on the Job !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What next grammar tests while you are on the Job !!!!"

If someone sounds like a neanderthal, they're not getting the job

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Want you say a Shakespeare play while licking them out

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By *urray MintMan
over a year ago

Brewtoon


"What next grammar tests while you are on the Job !!!!

If someone sounds like a neanderthal, they're not getting the job "

But maybe his true talents lie with his actions not words !!

I suppose this type hits the jungle floor in the nightclub !!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I won’t shag anyone with less than higher level English and maths

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character


"I won’t shag anyone with less than higher level English and maths "

Will a BSc do? (Bronze Swimming Certificate)

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I won’t shag anyone with less than higher level English and maths

Will a BSc do? (Bronze Swimming Certificate) "

If you have a certificate to prove it....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guess am no getting a shag i got one o grade but went on to being a top manager of a company and now owning my own business get it not what you say but how you do it

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Guess am no getting a shag i got one o grade but went on to being a top manager of a company and now owning my own business get it not what you say but how you do it"

I think people just want to know they can get a decent conversation between rounds. It’s better than lying there in awkward silence. If you recover quickly you’ll have no issues

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I won’t shag anyone with less than higher level English and maths "

Just aswell I've got a nice dick then

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I won’t shag anyone with less than higher level English and maths "

Well that's me fucked I'm foundation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I won’t shag anyone with less than higher level English and maths "

at this

To answer the OP... some would say it is NOT a sex site as "proper swinging" has a social element to it. However each of us uses the site as we see fit. I'll be honest and say I had to read your post twice as it was a bit incomprehensible which immediately made me think NAW if meeting but then I dare say I am not your cup of tea either. I think most folk like a sense of humour in the person they meet. This implies some kind of wit/intelligence which equates to the ability to compose a message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want you say a Shakespeare play while licking them out "

Aye...how no'?

"Graze on my lips,

And if those hills be dry,

Stray lower,

Where the pleasant fountains lie"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want you say a Shakespeare play while licking them out

Aye...how no'?

"Graze on my lips,

And if those hills be dry,

Stray lower,

Where the pleasant fountains lie"

"

I think I'm in love

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

People have choices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I won’t shag anyone with less than higher level English and maths "

Don't have any highers but got a Masters degree does that count

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character


"I won’t shag anyone with less than higher level English and maths

Will a BSc do? (Bronze Swimming Certificate)

If you have a certificate to prove it.... "

starts up Photoshop

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hold on I have a masters, 10 highers and various certifications. It definitely hasn’t impressed any woman on here lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn’t a sex site though? It’s Facebook for those that enjoy sex or, the fantasists in the lounge that try to create a life online. (As they haven’t a real one. I’m such a dick hahahaha)

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I won’t shag anyone with less than higher level English and maths

Well that's me fucked I'm foundation "

Or...not fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I won’t shag anyone with less than higher level English and maths

Well that's me fucked I'm foundation

Or...not fucked "

I get what you are saying OP, if you want a big dick then fine and if you want a conversation then fine but it’s all relative things happen through interaction. Suppose the dick is just luck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God forbid we actually want to fancy the people we have sex with. whatever next

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"God forbid we actually want to fancy the people we have sex with. whatever next "

Now that’s just silly

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Some people set their expectations way too high .

I have a good friend who isnt great texting or emailing but face to face he has no problem expressing himself.

I think people need to be a bit more tolerant and have some patience but at the end of the day its upto each individual to say what they want and choose the types of people they are searching for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people set their expectations way too high .

I have a good friend who isnt great texting or emailing but face to face he has no problem expressing himself.

I think people need to be a bit more tolerant and have some patience but at the end of the day its upto each individual to say what they want and choose the types of people they are searching for."

Exactly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I won’t shag anyone with less than higher level English and maths

Just aswell I've got a nice dick then

John "

Who says? I've heard it's horrific!

Lx

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

I think people are missing out here

Instead of asking for young hung stud that can compose a message

Ask for something good like some acrobat tricks, a roasted boar, a sexy magic mike show

Who wants a boring message when you can get that instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think people are missing out here

Instead of asking for young hung stud that can compose a message

Ask for something good like some acrobat tricks, a roasted boar, a sexy magic mike show

Who wants a boring message when you can get that instead "

Is that an option in here then I want a full blown circus full of people making me candy floss and candy apples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s that... which I admit sounds fascinating (seriously... roasted boar?... slavering here) or just that old fashioned grown up sex stuff... it’s loosely referred to as nsa or swinging... see when it’s done well, it’s FAB (coincidence? I think not )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s that... which I admit sounds fascinating (seriously... roasted boar?... slavering here) or just that old fashioned grown up sex stuff... it’s loosely referred to as nsa or swinging... see when it’s done well, it’s FAB (coincidence? I think not ) "

It has to be done well just like the wild boar cooking otherwise it’s tough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s that... which I admit sounds fascinating (seriously... roasted boar?... slavering here) or just that old fashioned grown up sex stuff... it’s loosely referred to as nsa or swinging... see when it’s done well, it’s FAB (coincidence? I think not )

It has to be done well just like the wild boar cooking otherwise it’s tough "

Who doesn’t like to be done well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s that... which I admit sounds fascinating (seriously... roasted boar?... slavering here) or just that old fashioned grown up sex stuff... it’s loosely referred to as nsa or swinging... see when it’s done well, it’s FAB (coincidence? I think not )

It has to be done well just like the wild boar cooking otherwise it’s tough

Who doesn’t like to be done well "

Not everyone can cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s that... which I admit sounds fascinating (seriously... roasted boar?... slavering here) or just that old fashioned grown up sex stuff... it’s loosely referred to as nsa or swinging... see when it’s done well, it’s FAB (coincidence? I think not )

It has to be done well just like the wild boar cooking otherwise it’s tough

Who doesn’t like to be done well

Not everyone can cook "

True and to be honest my preference is rare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s that... which I admit sounds fascinating (seriously... roasted boar?... slavering here) or just that old fashioned grown up sex stuff... it’s loosely referred to as nsa or swinging... see when it’s done well, it’s FAB (coincidence? I think not )

It has to be done well just like the wild boar cooking otherwise it’s tough

Who doesn’t like to be done well

Not everyone can cook

True and to be honest my preference is rare "

I’m unique which is very similar to rare

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By *enovo2018Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s that... which I admit sounds fascinating (seriously... roasted boar?... slavering here) or just that old fashioned grown up sex stuff... it’s loosely referred to as nsa or swinging... see when it’s done well, it’s FAB (coincidence? I think not )

It has to be done well just like the wild boar cooking otherwise it’s tough

Who doesn’t like to be done well

Not everyone can cook

True and to be honest my preference is rare

I’m unique which is very similar to rare "

Do you come with a pepper sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s that... which I admit sounds fascinating (seriously... roasted boar?... slavering here) or just that old fashioned grown up sex stuff... it’s loosely referred to as nsa or swinging... see when it’s done well, it’s FAB (coincidence? I think not )

It has to be done well just like the wild boar cooking otherwise it’s tough

Who doesn’t like to be done well

Not everyone can cook

True and to be honest my preference is rare

I’m unique which is very similar to rare

Do you come with a pepper sauce "

That did not sound right...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s that... which I admit sounds fascinating (seriously... roasted boar?... slavering here) or just that old fashioned grown up sex stuff... it’s loosely referred to as nsa or swinging... see when it’s done well, it’s FAB (coincidence? I think not )

It has to be done well just like the wild boar cooking otherwise it’s tough

Who doesn’t like to be done well

Not everyone can cook

True and to be honest my preference is rare

I’m unique which is very similar to rare

Do you come with a pepper sauce

That did not sound right... "

lol it was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s that... which I admit sounds fascinating (seriously... roasted boar?... slavering here) or just that old fashioned grown up sex stuff... it’s loosely referred to as nsa or swinging... see when it’s done well, it’s FAB (coincidence? I think not )

It has to be done well just like the wild boar cooking otherwise it’s tough

Who doesn’t like to be done well

Not everyone can cook

True and to be honest my preference is rare

I’m unique which is very similar to rare

Do you come with a pepper sauce

That did not sound right...

lol it was funny"

And tasty

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