FabSwingers.com forum: worst status update

By *arymore1 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mine are pretty tame, some are explicit, and/or interesting, one today was way beyond the norm, a lot of the guys will have seen it. Almost certainly a fake account, however what is the worst you have seen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annoyed I missed it. Seen a few people referring to it. Lol.

I barely look at them nowadays. Used to be quite funny but it's all now part of the 'me, me, ME!' development of Fab into Facebook but with boob and willy pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardly read status updates as it’s normally guys whinging about not getting a shag or their message read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good status

But today I saw a guy asking for a daddy daughter roleplay

Made my skin crawl

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By *arymore1 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I don't read a lot of them, however sometimes they are just there in front of you. The username was bad enough, the status was something else, a troll for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a good status

But today I saw a guy asking for a daddy daughter roleplay

Made my skin crawl

I had a young lad about 22 wanting me to pretend to be over 60 and his mother, but catching him wanking,... he got told to feck off

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

The overly explicit ones and the gross usernames

puke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a good status

But today I saw a guy asking for a daddy daughter roleplay

Made my skin crawl

I had a young lad about 22 wanting me to pretend to be over 60 and his mother, but catching him wanking,... he got told to feck off"

Lol bet he was in his 60s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a good status

But today I saw a guy asking for a daddy daughter roleplay

Made my skin crawl

I had a young lad about 22 wanting me to pretend to be over 60 and his mother, but catching him wanking,... he got told to feck off

Lol bet he was in his 60s"

Lol dunno he never showed a picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a good status

But today I saw a guy asking for a daddy daughter roleplay

Made my skin crawl

I had a young lad about 22 wanting me to pretend to be over 60 and his mother, but catching him wanking,... he got told to feck off

Lol bet he was in his 60s

Lol dunno he never showed a picture "

Obviously not his home help had left for the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s more the ones that post the same things preen times per day every day repeating themselves over and over lol yeah we get the idea that you’re sad and desperate and your card will be marked by every self respecting female on the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s more the ones that post the same things preen times per day every day repeating themselves over and over lol yeah we get the idea that you’re sad and desperate and your card will be marked by every self respecting female on the site "

People think they can join a site like this and it will all work out. In reality you need a tough exterior on a site like this bit you can’t blame people for having hope. It’s just the wrong place for insecure people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explicit details from a recent meets I find cringy

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I saw one years against where the couples profile pic had hubby in a full length leg stookie

Status said ‘don’t worry his cock still works’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw one years against where the couples profile pic had hubby in a full length leg stookie

Status said ‘don’t worry his cock still works’

That's mildly funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now i know where I'm going wrong and why my card is marked, it's not the constant copy & paste technique with the camera angled boaby pic to the self respecting females on here.

Status update pending..

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By *ornyinwexCouple
over a year ago

Wexford

"I don't read a lot of them, however sometimes they are just there in front of you. The username was bad enough, the status was something else, a troll for sure"

What did it say??

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A guy local to me constantly puts on updates stating exactly where he has parked his car. He says he has his trousers at his ankles and wanking and looking for folk to come and watch. Turns my stomach.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"A guy local to me constantly puts on updates stating exactly where he has parked his car. He says he has his trousers at his ankles and wanking and looking for folk to come and watch. Turns my stomach."

Boak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to use them as a ing out tool - the offensive or whiny ones assist me in knowing who to avoid

I do like a funny one or ones that show intelligence and wit

Knowing that you have a ‘load’ to get rid of, moaning about not getting a meet or being rude do not interest me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never read status updates or search for them.. But I agree that using status updates to voice anger or frustrations is a total turn off

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

I have to admit if i am on Fab and ever so tipsy i do use the status updates a lot...and they are mostly just stupid shit i post, but it's the ones that are of the ilk "You know who you are" that i can't be doing with. But each to their own i guess.

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By *arlosF2019Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I never read status updates or search for them.. But I agree that using status updates to voice anger or frustrations is a total turn off"

Totally agree there is no place on fab for voiceing anger and frustrations no one is interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hardly read status updates as it’s normally guys whinging about not getting a shag or their message read"

Funny I’m the same I normally find it’s women complaining about getting messages asking how they are, how’s their day, how was their weekend..... you know nothing overly difficult too answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hardly read status updates as it’s normally guys whinging about not getting a shag or their message read

Funny I’m the same I normally find it’s women complaining about getting messages asking how they are, how’s their day, how was their weekend..... you know nothing overly difficult too answer "

It's where the guys sit the dummy out I laugh at, like I'm leaving posts, ones who is actually o your friends list... have they left yet? Nope lmao,

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By *indfkdWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Mines are usually song lyrics or quotes most of the time I dont update it tho

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By *issxxx73Woman
over a year ago

my own world

Folk that put up fab my pics if you like them..

Desperate kik / Snapchat WhatsApp fun wanted..

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Mines are usually song lyrics or quotes most of the time I dont update it tho"

“sometimes life will fuck you, and you will just have to change positions and enjoy it somehow”

Is that one of Morriseys b-sides? He should have released that as a single, it would have done well in the charts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hardly read status updates as it’s normally guys whinging about not getting a shag or their message read

Funny I’m the same I normally find it’s women complaining about getting messages asking how they are, how’s their day, how was their weekend..... you know nothing overly difficult too answer

It's where the guys sit the dummy out I laugh at, like I'm leaving posts, ones who is actually o your friends list... have they left yet? Nope lmao,

Women are bad for that as well with the “I’ve had enough I’m leaving” or “when my supporters pass runs out that’s it” guess both are as bad as each other for sh!t status updates then

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"bored" is one I see quite regularly. Instant turn off, they're like 5 year olds needing entertained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""bored" is one I see quite regularly. Instant turn off, they're like 5 year olds needing entertained"

That too lmao.... should send them to play in the sand pit

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

The ...”my site support runs out soon, give me a reason to stay...”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Wow what a great meet, you know who you are!!”

That reads as “actually it didn’t happen”.

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"“Wow what a great meet, you know who you are!!”

That reads as “actually it didn’t happen”. "

Hahahaha absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Wow what a great meet, you know who you are!!”

That reads as “actually it didn’t happen”. "

Haha decked at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fummin

Ragin not the word

Place fulla snakes

All those ones make me cringe

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

If I had a penny for every "Why can't people read profiles?" status update I'd be fookin minted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xyz mail me I can’t get past your filters

Xyz my messages have run out but I’m

Interested

Looking for a slut to take my heavy load

Oh so many lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Just saw an update saying "floppy cock until kissed". Aye right, so you say.

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By *indfkdWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Mines are usually song lyrics or quotes most of the time I dont update it tho

“sometimes life will fuck you, and you will just have to change positions and enjoy it somehow”

Is that one of Morriseys b-sides? He should have released that as a single, it would have done well in the charts"

Not sure about Morrisey it was just a quote I seen and kind of summed up my mood

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Mines are usually song lyrics or quotes most of the time I dont update it tho

“sometimes life will fuck you, and you will just have to change positions and enjoy it somehow”

Is that one of Morriseys b-sides? He should have released that as a single, it would have done well in the charts

Not sure about Morrisey it was just a quote I seen and kind of summed up my mood

Whoosh!

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By *erfume-LoverMan
over a year ago

Lothian area

Did Morrisey ever Lighten Up ?

If you are unsure just search for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My statuses are my mood or what’s happening in life and nothing ever directed at FAB in general I just wing the shut out it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe an anonymous call to the police is in order.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are in Glasgow area, there is a girl who updates a couple of times a day - regularly about playing etc. Been a member for 6 months plus yet not verified even by photo.

I've actually gone from thinking 'fake' to 'genuine woman' just looking for attention as no man could ever keep that level of commitment up for a chugging account.

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

The dogging ones

Is location “......” any good for dogging?

Well if it was it ain’t now

do people not bother about discretion anymore??

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Anything involving wanting a lift.

For me, they're worse than the ones asking for money, as unless you're hiping to get a free lift long distance, it's a bit cringey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples chatting to each other using status updates instead of messages ... if you want to be exhibitionists go on camera... nobody else cares hoe horny you make each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also not a status but sure i saw a hammer up someones bum today

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Meeting regular now so not looking for meets

Couple hours later

Want sexy fun cum look at my pics and message me

Both from the same person

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Also not a status but sure i saw a hammer up someones bum today

No job too small for most tradesmen.

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By *orteMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

'Meeting now in maspalomas' or Leeds or somewhere else that doesn't match their location so everyone in Aberdeen can see it but completely pointless

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

“Anyone want treated to a holiday”

Like I’m gonna just jump on a plane with a random faceless stranger off internet and go to a completely different country

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Also not a status but sure i saw a hammer up someones bum today

Which end? Is the important question.

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I love a good status

But today I saw a guy asking for a daddy daughter roleplay

Made my skin crawl

I had a young lad about 22 wanting me to pretend to be over 60 and his mother, but catching him wanking,... he got told to feck off"

That is what he wanted....

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

Favourite up here

Leaving the site your all wankers/bitches

2 days later 99 percent rejoin ,no the script if we met before veri me please

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Some of the text speak ones are interesting as you try to work out what they actually say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Anyone want treated to a holiday”

Like I’m gonna just jump on a plane with a random faceless stranger off internet and go to a completely different country

LOL twice been offered to jump on a plane and be pampered etc, to which I said sorry I have kids and a job to which he replied that's okay just for a couple of weeks!! To which I replied indeed I won't as no idea who you are!! It's mental what some men ask or offer

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"“Anyone want treated to a holiday”

Like I’m gonna just jump on a plane with a random faceless stranger off internet and go to a completely different country

It’s mad eh, mount of guys with no pics who say come and meet me now?

A: I work

B: I have a family

& C: I value my life far to much to be going anywhere with some faceless person off internet

let alone jump on a plane and go abroad

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By *e gentle 100Woman
over a year ago

Bathgate

U certainly get some fruit loops on here with the craziest whackiest things xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The.. 'Send me a face pic first and I'll send one back, no exceptions'

They have no pictures, at all on their profile page... Grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some who think it’s like Facebook .saying away out.bored or waiting on postie.who cares

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