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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please note this topic is a light hearted look at cock shapes and thus should be taken that way..

I come from a long line of proud straight cocked men in my family and find that these bent Or oddly shaped ones are somewhat strangely unusual to look at and if am being honest sometimes very funny to look at but am I the only male here left on Fab that is proud of my vertically straight up and down cock? What's your opinion boys n girls? Straight or bent?

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

I find it strange you know your family lineage all have straight dicks....were they ostracised if thry had a bent cock how many degs till death

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"I find it strange you know your family lineage all have straight dicks..."

This was my exact thoughts too.

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Talk about keeping it in the family eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bent hit the spots straight cocks can't reach.

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By *Carver-Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Bent hit the spots straight cocks can't reach."

Very true. I was using a toy on someone the other day cast from her partner's cock, and the slightly asymmetric bulge in the middle of the shaft made for some pretty extraordinary spasms.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Bent hit the spots straight cocks can't reach.

Very true. I was using a toy on someone the other day cast from her partner's cock, and the slightly asymmetric bulge in the middle of the shaft made for some pretty extraordinary spasms. "

Did I read this right...her man had his cock cast so she could have a dildo the same shape?

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

And why would a straight guy be looking at other guys cocks?

R

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Bent hit the spots straight cocks can't reach.

Very true. I was using a toy on someone the other day cast from her partner's cock, and the slightly asymmetric bulge in the middle of the shaft made for some pretty extraordinary spasms.

Did I read this right...her man had his cock cast so she could have a dildo the same shape?"

Have you seriously never heard of this before??

R

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Bent hit the spots straight cocks can't reach.

Very true. I was using a toy on someone the other day cast from her partner's cock, and the slightly asymmetric bulge in the middle of the shaft made for some pretty extraordinary spasms.

Did I read this right...her man had his cock cast so she could have a dildo the same shape?

Have you seriously never heard of this before??

R "

I have heard of this but find it weird that female would ask another man to fuck her with a dildo made from a cast of an ex's penis. Is that not an insult to the bew man?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And why would a straight guy be looking at other guys cocks?

R "

Straight guys look at other guys cock all the time especially when showering, it don't mean your gay if you look lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bent hit the spots straight cocks can't reach."

Has that theory been tested and validated or is that just your opinion?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bent hit the spots straight cocks can't reach.

Very true. I was using a toy on someone the other day cast from her partner's cock, and the slightly asymmetric bulge in the middle of the shaft made for some pretty extraordinary spasms.

Did I read this right...her man had his cock cast so she could have a dildo the same shape?

Have you seriously never heard of this before??

R

I have heard of this but find it weird that female would ask another man to fuck her with a dildo made from a cast of an ex's penis. Is that not an insult to the bew man?"

Bluebell he didn't say he fucked her with a cast of her ex's cock, he said he fucked her with a cast of her man's cock so there's no insult there.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Correct me if I'm wrong... Are you saying your straight up and down cock is normal and ones with a bend is odd or strange?

I imagine to most people it's the same as most body parts some will your straight up and down one pleasing to look at and others may find it ugly

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight or bent, it doesn't really matter, as long as it does the job it's meant to do then I'm happy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Correct me if I'm wrong... Are you saying your straight up and down cock is normal and ones with a bend is odd or strange?

I imagine to most people it's the same as most body parts some will your straight up and down one pleasing to look at and others may find it ugly

K"

Am saying my straight cock is not the normal as most guys I seem to come across have bent shaped cocks.

For the record I never said bent ones where ugly...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Straight or bent, it doesn't really matter, as long as it does the job it's meant to do then I'm happy x"

Lol @ does the job cate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight or bent, it doesn't really matter, as long as it does the job it's meant to do then I'm happy x

Lol @ does the job cate "

x

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Correct me if I'm wrong... Are you saying your straight up and down cock is normal and ones with a bend is odd or strange?

I imagine to most people it's the same as most body parts some will your straight up and down one pleasing to look at and others may find it ugly

K

Am saying my straight cock is not the normal as most guys I seem to come across have bent shaped cocks.

For the record I never said bent ones where ugly... "

I didn't say you said that lol, but like other body parts some are nice some aren't, we don't all find the same things attractive.

Have you see a lot of cocks in your time?

K

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Correct me if I'm wrong... Are you saying your straight up and down cock is normal and ones with a bend is odd or strange?

I imagine to most people it's the same as most body parts some will your straight up and down one pleasing to look at and others may find it ugly

K

Am saying my straight cock is not the normal as most guys I seem to come across have bent shaped cocks.

For the record I never said bent ones where ugly...

I didn't say you said that lol, but like other body parts some are nice some aren't, we don't all find the same things attractive.

Have you see a lot of cocks in your time?

K"

Seen quite a few dicks on here yes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Correct me if I'm wrong... Are you saying your straight up and down cock is normal and ones with a bend is odd or strange?

I imagine to most people it's the same as most body parts some will your straight up and down one pleasing to look at and others may find it ugly

K

Am saying my straight cock is not the normal as most guys I seem to come across have bent shaped cocks.

For the record I never said bent ones where ugly...

I didn't say you said that lol, but like other body parts some are nice some aren't, we don't all find the same things attractive.

Have you see a lot of cocks in your time?

K

Seen quite a few dicks on here yes lol "

I'll second that but of course I won't name him, sorry them lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the cone shaped ones that are wider nearer the balls that are the really strange ones remind me of a walnut whip, but I’ve seen some right weird ones over the years, an exes cock seriously looked like it had been jammed in a door !! Ones with a nice tip on it are great for being teased with as a general rule it’s not the tool but the tool master that’s important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once it's inside me I couldn't give a fuck what it looks like!

They're all delightful in their own special way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once it's inside me I couldn't give a fuck what it looks like!

They're all delightful in their own special way "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s the cone shaped ones that are wider nearer the balls that are the really strange ones remind me of a walnut whip, but I’ve seen some right weird ones over the years, an exes cock seriously looked like it had been jammed in a door !! Ones with a nice tip on it are great for being teased with as a general rule it’s not the tool but the tool master that’s important "

PMSL at walnut whip ones.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Correct me if I'm wrong... Are you saying your straight up and down cock is normal and ones with a bend is odd or strange?

I imagine to most people it's the same as most body parts some will your straight up and down one pleasing to look at and others may find it ugly

K

Am saying my straight cock is not the normal as most guys I seem to come across have bent shaped cocks.

For the record I never said bent ones where ugly...

I didn't say you said that lol, but like other body parts some are nice some aren't, we don't all find the same things attractive.

Have you see a lot of cocks in your time?

K

Seen quite a few dicks on here yes lol

I'll second that but of course I won't name him, sorry them lol x"

You don't need to

K

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By *TBSMan
over a year ago

close enough

this thread is why I stay on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this thread is why I stay on fab. "

^^^

(Spot the bent boabie )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I’ve not read the thread but I’m just going to ask the question that I hope some already have asked .....:

How do you know what your families five card tricks look like ???

Do you have a family meeting maybe just after the festivities to check each other’s boabies oit or what??

This makes me confuzzled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Correct me if I'm wrong... Are you saying your straight up and down cock is normal and ones with a bend is odd or strange?

I imagine to most people it's the same as most body parts some will your straight up and down one pleasing to look at and others may find it ugly

K

Am saying my straight cock is not the normal as most guys I seem to come across have bent shaped cocks.

For the record I never said bent ones where ugly...

I didn't say you said that lol, but like other body parts some are nice some aren't, we don't all find the same things attractive.

Have you see a lot of cocks in your time?

K

Seen quite a few dicks on here yes lol

I'll second that but of course I won't name him, sorry them lol x

You don't need to

K"

Haha we both know x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I’ve not read the thread but I’m just going to ask the question that I hope some already have asked .....:

How do you know what your families five card tricks look like ???

Do you have a family meeting maybe just after the festivities to check each other’s boabies oit or what??

This makes me confuzzled "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly what I was thinking

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

My cock has a slight curve to the right, and I've always taken this as because I wank with my right hand. Is this a coincidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I’ve not read the thread but I’m just going to ask the question that I hope some already have asked .....:

How do you know what your families five card tricks look like ???

Do you have a family meeting maybe just after the festivities to check each other’s boabies oit or what??

This makes me confuzzled "

This... in a fun way of course

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"My cock has a slight curve to the right, and I've always taken this as because I wank with my right hand. Is this a coincidence "

MAybe you should experiment with your left hand to see if it straightens it or if you can’t manage left handed ask for assistance

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By *rwomble 56Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Have never really thought if it's straight bent or whatever as long as I can satisfy other person that will do me

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire


"My cock has a slight curve to the right, and I've always taken this as because I wank with my right hand. Is this a coincidence

MAybe you should experiment with your left hand to see if it straightens it or if you can’t manage left handed ask for assistance "

Now that's the type of body modification I think I would enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree . My hubby has a straight cock and it hits all the spots every time. I prefer straight cocks to bent ones . And those asking what man looks at an others man's dick well youse have never been in a football teams changing rooms or peeing in a urinal . They all check the size and shape of another. Its a machco thing not a pervi things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I agree . My hubby has a straight cock and it hits all the spots every time. I prefer straight cocks to bent ones . And those asking what man looks at an others man's dick well youse have never been in a football teams changing rooms or peeing in a urinal . They all check the size and shape of another. Its a machco thing not a pervi things.

"

At last! Someone who understands the male psyche, thanks for explaining it way better than I could

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I’ve not read the thread but I’m just going to ask the question that I hope some already have asked .....:

How do you know what your families five card tricks look like ???

Do you have a family meeting maybe just after the festivities to check each other’s boabies oit or what??

This makes me confuzzled "

We are all swimmers or ex swimmers who obv are not ashamed of walking around in the scud in the showers and changing rooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find it strange you know your family lineage all have straight dicks...

This was my exact thoughts too. "

The first thing I thought was he must Support Celtic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find it strange you know your family lineage all have straight dicks...

This was my exact thoughts too.

The first thing I thought was he must Support Celtic "

The best team in Scotland?? Yes I do. Hail Hail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm was female pro swimmer from South Africa Natal national swimming team before moving to Scotland and even us girls checked each other out from boobs to shape of butt cheeks ,figures ,we walked about totally naked and confident in our tones athletic bodies, this was some time ago but everyone checks everyone out . Its no different for males and females.

As for knowing family has same straight dicks well it must be hereditary as my two sons 21 and 14 have their fathers penis hahaha. And how do I know you ask. Well as Thier mother they come to me if they have any concerns being an ex nurse. Coughing check is done and making sure they in good health down there. They also walk about in scudd think it's a competitive thing between boys and their father. Before anyone asks I wiped their arses first part of their lives so my boys have no issues asking for advice about their private parts .

X

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"And why would a straight guy be looking at other guys cocks?

R

Straight guys look at other guys cock all the time especially when showering, it don't mean your gay if you look lol "

I never inferred you were, but you specifically said on fab

R

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"And why would a straight guy be looking at other guys cocks?

R

Straight guys look at other guys cock all the time especially when showering, it don't mean your gay if you look lol "

No they don't

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"And why would a straight guy be looking at other guys cocks?

R

Straight guys look at other guys cock all the time especially when showering, it don't mean your gay if you look lol

No they don't "

Unless you abstain from viewing porn you’ll have seen a lot of cocks. Certainly doesn’t mean your gay or bi.

However there is an unwritten rule for locker rooms where you don’t stare. Especially don’t start dribbling.

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Surely the 'correct' answer lies in the jigsaw of cock and pussy...

I'm happy to try some more combinations...purely in the interests of answering this thread of course...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And why would a straight guy be looking at other guys cocks?

R

Straight guys look at other guys cock all the time especially when showering, it don't mean your gay if you look lol

No they don't "

Ach Bunkie am fed up seeing your cock mate lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm was female pro swimmer from South Africa Natal national swimming team before moving to Scotland and even us girls checked each other out from boobs to shape of butt cheeks ,figures ,we walked about totally naked and confident in our tones athletic bodies, this was some time ago but everyone checks everyone out . Its no different for males and females.

As for knowing family has same straight dicks well it must be hereditary as my two sons 21 and 14 have their fathers penis hahaha. And how do I know you ask. Well as Thier mother they come to me if they have any concerns being an ex nurse. Coughing check is done and making sure they in good health down there. They also walk about in scudd think it's a competitive thing between boys and their father. Before anyone asks I wiped their arses first part of their lives so my boys have no issues asking for advice about their private parts .

X "

Wow ! You where a swimmer and a nurse? ( Conjuring up all sorts of fantasies in my head right now lol)

Buy yeah ofcourse your correct in what you are saying..I defy any dude to tell me he hasn't looked at another dudes cock just in the interest of how big or small that other dude is in comparising to himself, we all do as do the girls, it human nature..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surfer too , ice hockey in cooler weather, was very sporty back in the day lol.

Now I just run and go to gym bit boring I know .

Yes everyone checks everyone out. They are in denial or lieing if they say they don't . I actually wondering what some people are doing on here , it's a swinger's site hahahaha I'm sure guys check out the other guys dick before it entertains the wife and visa versa ?? no space for close minded people lol

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By *TBSMan
over a year ago

close enough


"this thread is why I stay on fab.

^^^

(Spot the bent boabie )"

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surfer too , ice hockey in cooler weather, was very sporty back in the day lol.

Now I just run and go to gym bit boring I know .

Yes everyone checks everyone out. They are in denial or lieing if they say they don't . I actually wondering what some people are doing on here , it's a swinger's site hahahaha I'm sure guys check out the other guys dick before it entertains the wife and visa versa ?? no space for close minded people lol"

Very sporty indeed, I do like a lady who likes to look after her figure

When I was with Jane I knew she liked to see how the other guys cock looked, after all she would be the one having fun playing with it lol and if am being honest I would take a wee peak just to see if I was bigger or smaller than him and am not talking about height lol mostly I was bigger and standing at 6 feet 3 I was bigger in that department aswell lol .

As an experienced lady you will ofcourse know fully that size is not important but how it's been used haha

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By *ail_forceTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

it's superficial I know, but I'm not a fan of the bent ones lol x not a fan of most straight ones either. I'm a cockoissuer xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait I sorta scanned ( not read ) above posts but wtf has swimming and surfing and whatever gotta do with the OP thinking about cock shapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait I sorta scanned ( not read ) above posts but wtf has swimming and surfing and whatever gotta do with the OP thinking about cock shapes "

Should I be worried? Minds bends too the right !

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By *0rn1Man
over a year ago

soutport

Str8!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait I sorta scanned ( not read ) above posts but wtf has swimming and surfing and whatever gotta do with the OP thinking about cock shapes "

Johnny If you cannae be arsed reading what ppl have said including myself then I don't have the time answering your question, may be when you have a spare 20 mins you'll find it out for yourself, what I can tell you is I don't think about cock shapes all day fecking long ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait I sorta scanned ( not read ) above posts but wtf has swimming and surfing and whatever gotta do with the OP thinking about cock shapes

Should I be worried? Minds bends too the right ! "

Handy for shagging round corners!....always look for the positives

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hmmm I wonder if a cock bends o the right or left it's got something to do with what hand the cock owner writes with lol .

I should start a poll to find out,

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there


"

Handy for shagging round corners!....always look for the positives "

A new position is invented - right angle doggy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Circular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm I wonder if a cock bends o the right or left it's got something to do with what hand the cock owner writes with lol .

I should start a poll to find out, "

Not really im right handed and bends to the left a bit lol

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By *annersarepropercheapMan
over a year ago

sevenoaks

Mine bends to the left and I love it!

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By *annersarepropercheapMan
over a year ago

sevenoaks

Loooool

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By *annersarepropercheapMan
over a year ago

sevenoaks

So TRUE! Mine bends to the left and I’m left handed!!!

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By *annersarepropercheapMan
over a year ago

sevenoaks

YES!!!

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