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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wee bit off topic, but guys..you gotta keep checking your ball's.

I do kinda regularly, but not always.

On Wednesday at work I knew something was up. Didn't feel right, weird feeling. I passed it over as i do with stuff, and later i was floored with the most incredible pain. And yeah from my bollok. As many of you know, a kick in the balls is sore and crippling. But this was way passed that mark. I was sweating, face red and in some amount of pain. I clocked off, the boss phoned me a taxi to the A&E. So much pain, i could hardly speak to the receptionist. Seen right away and within half an hour I'm being prepped for theatre, a Urologist explained I had twisted my bollok. Apparently it's easily done? We don't know about it until it hits you. And by god it feckin hit me like nothing I've experienced before. Worst of it all you only have a short window, as the blood supply is cut off, and it's gone, or in horrific cases both. He stood there and told me, he's hoping this is not the case and we've caught it in time. Or I could be waking up with just the one. Harsh words but he had to be clear and honest. I shit myself, and panicked. Talk about your world crumbling.

Luckily enough it did turn out for the way I'd prayed for, I had got there in time and the wee guy was saved when i woke.

But it could have been so much worse.

So what we looking for then.

One more swollen than the other.

One raised higher and not moving.

Tender to touch.

Guy's get yourself checked out asap as it could just go the other way.

Luckily for me it didn't.

And the aftermath is horrendous..

Get them checked if you feel something isn't right.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Glad you are ok

Had a scan a while ago due to a lump but turns out it's an internal scar from when I had the snip but it moves around so I always feel a lump but in various places, not the easiest when I feel a lump to figure out if it's the lump that's meant to be there or not

John

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"Glad you are ok

Had a scan a while ago due to a lump but turns out it's an internal scar from when I had the snip but it moves around so I always feel a lump but in various places, not the easiest when I feel a lump to figure out if it's the lump that's meant to be there or not

John "

the thought of you regularly fondling yer haw maws doesn't exactly fill me with surprise

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

and OP.... ouch!!

glad alls ok

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Glad you are ok

Had a scan a while ago due to a lump but turns out it's an internal scar from when I had the snip but it moves around so I always feel a lump but in various places, not the easiest when I feel a lump to figure out if it's the lump that's meant to be there or not

John

the thought of you regularly fondling yer haw maws doesn't exactly fill me with surprise "

I'll send pics

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad your okay...

Men generally need to check down there regularly. Testicukar cancer can spead fairly rapidly if not found early.

And to be fair men should be checking up the bum hole to.. prostrate cancer is on the up.

Of course both checks can be done by a friendly person if need be....

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"Glad you are ok

Had a scan a while ago due to a lump but turns out it's an internal scar from when I had the snip but it moves around so I always feel a lump but in various places, not the easiest when I feel a lump to figure out if it's the lump that's meant to be there or not

John

the thought of you regularly fondling yer haw maws doesn't exactly fill me with surprise

I'll send pics

John "

for the love all all things holy. please don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad your okay...

Men generally need to check down there regularly. Testicukar cancer can spead fairly rapidly if not found early.

And to be fair men should be checking up the bum hole to.. prostrate cancer is on the up.

Of course both checks can be done by a friendly person if need be.... "

Lol cheeky chancer you are with reply their but on serious note yeh the OP and rest bang on .I used to have a regular lady who was medical trained checked mines although you could call it role play as I was a gynaecologist .

Serious note though hope OP and rest of you are ok and we should all pay attention of the serious note OP who has high lighted this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good thing to mention OP

I hope you’re on the road to recovery.......

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Happened to me few years back after being on a exercise bike.

Very easy to do, Glad you got there on time

Mr

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby

A school fiend fainted in assembly when we were 12 and it was the same issue. He had been hit by a football right in the Haw maws and it had twisted. That afternoon he went down cold.

I don’t check myself often enough but go for a check up twice a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad all.is ok

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