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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... eggs, bacon, black pudding, fruit pudding (or dumpling) fried bread, tattie scone and tomato (all grilled not fried... beans are t_e devils work and should NEVER darken the breakfast plate with their saucy evilness... I can cope with some flatcap mushrooms... what’s your perfect Sunday brekkie

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

I rarely eat breakfast, but a couple of tattie scones with a runny egg sounds bloody good right now...

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I’ll be having a mushroom omelette or some porridge with berries in and lots of coffee!

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By *atsnTitsCouple
over a year ago

Land Of Naughtiness

I want a huge bar of chocolate and a caramel latte. Have given up coffee and tea for nearly 9 months now and been an even more crankier c0w in the mornings. Could also throw in a McMuffin from McDonald’s for good measure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I rarely eat breakfast, but a couple of tattie scones with a runny egg sounds bloody good right now..."

The white must be perfectly formed and the yolk runny... not that I’m fussy like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll be having a mushroom omelette or some porridge with berries in and lots of coffee!"

Damn you woman ... I can’t have coffee...

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I’ll be having a mushroom omelette or some porridge with berries in and lots of coffee!

Damn you woman ... I can’t have coffee... "

Oh no!!! Not sure I’d make it through the day without!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a huge bar of chocolate and a caramel latte. Have given up coffee and tea for nearly 9 months now and been an even more crankier c0w in the mornings. Could also throw in a McMuffin from McDonald’s for good measure "

I feel your pain... rarely and I mean rarely have coffee now. When I do.... damn it’s good...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll be having a mushroom omelette or some porridge with berries in and lots of coffee!

Damn you woman ... I can’t have coffee...

Oh no!!! Not sure I’d make it through the day without! "

I do it!!! I’m bloody but unbowed... I am woman here me roar (well a loud miaow without coffee but ya get the gist)

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By *limolder54Man
over a year ago

Fife

Two rolls on slice sausage...onions ...Brown sauce and salt

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By *atsnTitsCouple
over a year ago

Land Of Naughtiness


"I want a huge bar of chocolate and a caramel latte. Have given up coffee and tea for nearly 9 months now and been an even more crankier c0w in the mornings. Could also throw in a McMuffin from McDonald’s for good measure

I feel your pain... rarely and I mean rarely have coffee now. When I do.... damn it’s good... "

It’s on my list of gifts for people to bring into hospital. To hell with baby gifts just bring me chocolate and caramel coffee

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"I’ll be having a mushroom omelette or some porridge with berries in and lots of coffee!"

That sounds good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a huge bar of chocolate and a caramel latte. Have given up coffee and tea for nearly 9 months now and been an even more crankier c0w in the mornings. Could also throw in a McMuffin from McDonald’s for good measure

I feel your pain... rarely and I mean rarely have coffee now. When I do.... damn it’s good...

It’s on my list of gifts for people to bring into hospital. To hell with baby gifts just bring me chocolate and caramel coffee "

Your day WILL come dd

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Lorne, haggis, mealie pudding, black pudding, tattie scone and a grilled tomato.

With a defibrillator on the bunker.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"... eggs, bacon, black pudding, fruit pudding (or dumpling) fried bread, tattie scone and tomato (all grilled not fried... beans are t_e devils work and should NEVER darken the breakfast plate with their saucy evilness... I can cope with some flatcap mushrooms... what’s your perfect Sunday brekkie "

The food wouldn't matter if i was lying next to you Jane, thats a perfect brekkie.

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So lads , hows that for smooooothe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full Ulster fry, none of this black pudding and bread nonsense

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By *appyDeviantsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Black pudding haggis Lorne sausage and link bacon tomatoes tattie scone fried egg toast and a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two cops. Sunny side up

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Two cops. Sunny side up "

With a fireman on the side in case things get too hot

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Never tried grilled eggs dont fancy it either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two cops. Sunny side up

With a fireman on the side in case things get too hot "

Maybe a paramedic incase V falls over again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i made a brekkie pizza, once it was fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never tried grilled eggs dont fancy it either"

What about grilled fried bread?

I think it's called toast

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By *emasselMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"... eggs, bacon, black pudding, fruit pudding (or dumpling) fried bread, tattie scone and tomato (all grilled not fried... beans are t_e devils work and should NEVER darken the breakfast plate with their saucy evilness... I can cope with some flatcap mushrooms... what’s your perfect Sunday brekkie "
eating your pussy as breakfast in bed would be awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... eggs, bacon, black pudding, fruit pudding (or dumpling) fried bread, tattie scone and tomato (all grilled not fried... beans are t_e devils work and should NEVER darken the breakfast plate with their saucy evilness... I can cope with some flatcap mushrooms... what’s your perfect Sunday brekkie eating your pussy as breakfast in bed would be awesome. "

Nearly as smooth as hedevil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong coffee. Two cups please. And a banana.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a bowl of shredded. Dull but I like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large croissants with melted Red Leicester and some quorn chicken slices. (I’m vegetarian, for my sins)

Beverage: smoothie and espresso.

Two peaches as breakfast dessert.

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

You’re missing red pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two cops. Sunny side up

With a fireman on the side in case things get too hot "

obviously, safety precautions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two cops. Sunny side up

With a fireman on the side in case things get too hot

Maybe a paramedic incase V falls over again "

jase lol

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Leftover Curry or Chilli.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two boiled eggs in a warm pitta bread....I'm a simple soul.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I just have a yogurt and coffee for breakfast but usually eat cereal for lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large croissants with melted Red Leicester and some quorn chicken slices. (I’m vegetarian, for my sins)

Beverage: smoothie and espresso.

Two peaches as breakfast dessert. "

I’m coming to yours for breakfast

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By *indfkdWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Toast, square sausage, bacon, potato scone, black pudding, beans and fried tomatoes with a giant mug of tea (used to be irn bru til they removed most of the sugar)

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