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Famous Scottish Phrases

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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Ok we bit of fun.

List one mad Scottish phrase in Scottish ..I'll start

"WHIT ye daein ya mad bastard"

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

I'll have a deep fried pizza slice followed by a deep fried mars bar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geez peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away and take your face for a shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away and boil your heed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boaby up the lum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's boggin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gies a break!

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

“The messages”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer dugs got tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer da sells Avon

Putting the big light on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hawd on ffs!

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Yer da sells Avon

Putting the big light on lol

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Yer maw punts cooncil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yer da sells Avon

Putting the big light on lol

Yer maw punts cooncil "

Yer maw wears hi-tec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wisnae me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus sufferin’ fuck!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it right up ye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wisnae me"

It was fucking one of yeez,.!! Disgusting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to get aff way ma pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya dancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going oot oot or just oot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some words rather than phrases.. (none of them I'm ever likely to use)

Clarty

Bogging

Ken

Radge

Gadgie

Breeks

And the classic game of 'kirby'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer maws got baws....and yer da loves it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numpty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some words rather than phrases.. (none of them I'm ever likely to use)

Clarty

Bogging

Ken

Radge

Gadgie

Breeks

And the classic game of 'kirby'

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You coming out for a game of kirby I'll bring my ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away and shite in yir hawns and clap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some words rather than phrases.. (none of them I'm ever likely to use)

Clarty

Bogging

Ken

Radge

Gadgie

Breeks

And the classic game of 'kirby'

You coming out for a game of kirby I'll bring my ball "

I did quite like Kirby. Hope it's a good ball..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peely Wally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yer maws got baws....and yer da loves it!"

Ffs brilliant lol!!!

Ya walloper!! Gaun yersel! Bolt ya rocket!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some words rather than phrases.. (none of them I'm ever likely to use)

Clarty

Bogging

Ken

Radge

Gadgie

Breeks

And the classic game of 'kirby'

You coming out for a game of kirby I'll bring my ball

I did quite like Kirby. Hope it's a good ball.."

Well it ot let me down yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away and throw shite at the moon fannyeyes...

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Hawd yer wheesht!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya wee baw bag

You flitin

Haw you ya dafty yur mental

Here you geez a fag (daily Glasgow patter)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Away and throw shite at the moon fannyeyes..."

That doesn't sound very famous

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By *okerman76Man
over a year ago

Glagow

Haud yer hoarses..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot this one

Yir maw is wide as the clyde (Scottish insult)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha!!!! I say 'gie us peace' at least a hunner times a day, usually when the phone rings.

My pal refers to her oesophagus as her swally tube. Always makes me laugh!

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By *ink-KameraMan
over a year ago

Livingston

"you've got a face that wid turn milk soor"

"He (She) Has a face that looks like they hiv been dookin in a chip pan"

"Face like a Skeplt Erse"

"haw Yoo Yer Teas Oot"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's fuckin Baltic

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Fuck aff ya crack pot

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Where you going yer holiday this year

2 weeks in hameldaeme this year

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By *clovin6940Man
over a year ago

motherwell

Freeze the baws aff a brass monkey!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You gee me the boak, gads a fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want a bosie??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hawd yer wheesht

Away n bile yer heid

Yer da sells Avon

Away to the cludgie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gies a winch

Bite ma shite

Bolt ya bam

Aye n whit

Dae bears shit in the woods

Ur naw a fuxking windae

Hope yer next shits a hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blanket bay fur the holidays

Gies a Swatch o yer snatch

Bolt ya rocket

Ut a pure wee ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did ye snort butter oer the summer

Face like a bag o spanner’s

They hit every branch o the uglee tree

Did ye aye

Gone naw dae that

Away fur ginger n scran

A jeely piece

Pure banger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get doon n be quiet the provvy wumins at the door

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Gantin for it

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Yer bums oot the windae

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By *rs She DevilWoman
over a year ago

Blantyre

Taps aff

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Gonnae no dae that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunts gonnae knock me oot. He couldnae knock oot a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rippin ma knittin

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By *rs She DevilWoman
over a year ago

Blantyre

He's doin' ma box in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A day oot aw Hawick's a day wasted.

Its aye been.

Hate them both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck sake ya daft bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer bum's oot the windae

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By *ink-KameraMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Haw Bawbag Get Tae

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By *arlosF2019Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Al pit ma hon inside your throat and pul ye outside in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s like flinging a sausage soon a close

Ass like the clydeside

Weans should be seen an naw heard

Nae bawhair

A right wrong un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want a bosie?? "

That’s the Deen but who wouldn’t want a bosie lol

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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Heed the ba!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havin a "nanny rooney"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yuv had mare cock ends than weekends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does any words that also mean drug related get automativally banned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinny ma beardie

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By *TBSMan
over a year ago

close enough

"call it a skirt one more fuckin time ....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anymer o yir shit and I'll take me shawn aff yir face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greetin I'll give you sumin ta greet about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""call it a skirt one more fuckin time .....""

Belter mate, hate when english do that

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By *llie1000Man
over a year ago

ayr

Mawkit cow.. lol

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By *implyJayGeeMan
over a year ago

Garthamlock

If ah want tae here fae an arsehole I’ll fart

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By *TBSMan
over a year ago

close enough


""call it a skirt one more fuckin time ....."

Belter mate, hate when english do that "

Guess what.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you Jimmy

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ya bam pot.

(Thanks for the refresher. Trying to integrate with the locals and these will come in handy. About to try some out...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""call it a skirt one more fuckin time ....."

Belter mate, hate when english do that

Guess what....."

Kilt is what happened to the last person that called it a skirt

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

“Whit’s fir tea, Mum”?

“Shite wi’ sugar oan it”.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


""call it a skirt one more fuckin time ....."

Belter mate, hate when english do that

Guess what.....

Kilt is what happened to the last person that called it a skirt "

You should do stand up. Pmsl. Okay. Chuckled.

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Yir tea's oot!

Cocked mair times than Dick Turpin's pistol.

Slower than shuch watter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

her: am no a slapper

him: it's like throwin' a sausage up a close!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Away and boil your heed"

Awa n bile yir heid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did ye think I came up the Clyde on a banana boat

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby

Ho’d yer wheesht

- Shut the fuck up

I’ll take ma han’ aff yer face

- I’ll slap fuck oot yae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Games a bogie

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

“Gemme’s up the poley. Doon the lavvie holey.”

Or was that just Dundee?

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By *oingdown2Man
over a year ago

angus

Cheeser

Pus like s bulldog lickin pish aff a nettle..

Belter

Stoater

Kenfitamean

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By *oppolocosTV/TS
over a year ago

inverurie

Tatties oer the side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bahookie

Reaking

Shut yer pusssss

Glakkit

Skelly eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yur da sells avon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ma heids bustin

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By *ust say hiMan
over a year ago

All over

A midges bawhair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres been a murder.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gie it laldy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bawbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a rat up a drain pipe

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By *ossauMan
over a year ago

Perth

A Fife exclamation -

Ya hoor Sir!!

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By *mazon750Couple
over a year ago

Perth

Aw, ca canny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way cut a long story short wanna word with you and just not gonna do that again , Sorry folks trying to sound Scottish but I’m not but if said the above in Scottish accent would sound pure dead brilliant

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By *bzguy13Man
over a year ago

About

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By *bzguy13Man
over a year ago

About

The fuckin fucker's fuckin fucked

Hud awa an shite

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By *lain Jane 79Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Fit fit fits fit fit

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