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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

What would be your ideal meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking social or other?

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Any that leaves me smiling is a good meet.

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Are we talking social or other?"

That's up to you, guess it depends on whether your idea meet involves sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we talking social or other?

That's up to you, guess it depends on whether your idea meet involves sex "

A very good point. I think, any meet that leaves me looking forward to the next meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any meet would be great just love making new friends x

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By *TBSMan
over a year ago

close enough

Triplets in a back ally of a chain pub then all back in for blue wicked.

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Any that leaves me smiling is a good meet. "

What's your ideal meet though, is it drinks and a laugh, a nice hotel with someone you know, coffee and cake

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Any meet would be great just love making new friends x"

One can never have enough friends

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Triplets in a back ally of a chain pub then all back in for blue wicked. "

Hahaha

Do the triplets get one each or three straws in the one bottle?

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

Out on a motorcycle ride with some sexy _ab fems

The intoxicating mixture of hot engine, hot rubber, hot leathers and hot bodies as we slip the leathers off n pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple of drinks (not steaming) and a dance....wee bit of flirting, build up the chemistry and tension

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Pre arranged meet in a bar, chat n flirt a bit, few drinks with lady showing a bit of leg teasing me, some heavy petting in the lift on way to the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A meal in a good but quiet restaraunt, where we can flirt, then a nice leisurely stroll back to the hotel, stopping at various points for kissing under the moonlight before heading up to the room for.....

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Pre defined meet with some chat both naughty and normal.

Meeting in a restaurant or bar, obviously dressed very well and smelling lovely. A few drinks and plenty of touchy flirting, building the tension and creating the scene...then the inhibitions can be cast aside and some naughty times can be persude in a very warm very comfy environment.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"What would be your ideal meet? "

Cany believe no ones said "You" yet

..its the obvious line lol.

Sunday the boys are slow

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By *TBSMan
over a year ago

close enough


"Triplets in a back ally of a chain pub then all back in for blue wicked.

Hahaha

Do the triplets get one each or three straws in the one bottle? "

Three straws one bottle of course!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out on a motorcycle ride with some sexy _ab fems

The intoxicating mixture of hot engine, hot rubber, hot leathers and hot bodies as we slip the leathers off n pump

"

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By *o Nonsense FunMan
over a year ago

Cardonald

As its been a while i'd say a nice meal booked, some wine then some drinks afterwards, doesn't need to me about sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out on the motorbike, ride to somewhere discreet, have a bbq, with as less clothes as possible.. Obv being careful of the hot coals

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"What would be your ideal meet?

Cany believe no ones said "You" yet

..its the obvious line lol.

Sunday the boys are slow "

I thought about it then discovered I’m over the hill apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After chatting on here and a social drink end up back in a hotel.

No meal or lunch pish that's to do with my hubby.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Lots of teasing messages prior to the meet, flitting over drinks in the bar, laughing and discreet touches before George (Clooney of course)takes me by the hand and leads me upstairs for ....

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"What would be your ideal meet?

Cany believe no ones said "You" yet

..its the obvious line lol.

Sunday the boys are slow "

Maybe because it's really cheesy

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"What would be your ideal meet?

Cany believe no ones said "You" yet

..its the obvious line lol.

Sunday the boys are slow

I thought about it then discovered I’m over the hill apparently. "

For my preference you are yes

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Lots of teasing messages prior to the meet, flitting over drinks in the bar, laughing and discreet touches before George (Clooney of course)takes me by the hand and leads me upstairs for .... "

Ooft George Clooney, I'd happily take sloppy seconds

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

A train trip, a night out and a hotel with someone full of fun and adventure.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"What would be your ideal meet?

Cany believe no ones said "You" yet

..its the obvious line lol.

Sunday the boys are slow

Maybe because it's really cheesy "

Lol cant beat a bit of cheese

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Lots of teasing messages prior to the meet, flitting over drinks in the bar, laughing and discreet touches before George (Clooney of course)takes me by the hand and leads me upstairs for ....

Ooft George Clooney, I'd happily take sloppy seconds "

I’m ten years younger than George ffs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Order some food then cover each other in it a lick it off each other while the other punters look on disgusted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a lass the will escort you to a brothel and join in in the frolics.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Lots of teasing messages prior to the meet, flitting over drinks in the bar, laughing and discreet touches before George (Clooney of course)takes me by the hand and leads me upstairs for ....

Ooft George Clooney, I'd happily take sloppy seconds "

You can join us on the second night but I am being selfish on the first night

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Lots of teasing messages prior to the meet, flitting over drinks in the bar, laughing and discreet touches before George (Clooney of course)takes me by the hand and leads me upstairs for ....

Ooft George Clooney, I'd happily take sloppy seconds

I’m ten years younger than George ffs!!! "

Yeah but it's George Clooney!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would be your ideal meet? "

Depends on the person and how I feel at the time.

My favourite meet so far was when I went camping down to Loch Doon with a girl who left here,think I enjoyed it as there was no rush we spent time getting to know each other had food and drink and lots of sex

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By *TBSMan
over a year ago

close enough

'Out for a meal then back to hotel' seems to be the trending answer from single males at the moment.

A) you genuinely prefer your meet to be like a date.

Or

B) That's the answer you think females want to hear.

Let the hateing begin. M.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Natural progression i never have a plan turn up and see what happens

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"'Out for a meal then back to hotel' seems to be the trending answer from single males at the moment.

A) you genuinely prefer your meet to be like a date.

Or

B) That's the answer you think females want to hear.

Let the hateing begin. M.

"

A. Because it's all part of the build up and attraction in getting to know someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A social where the connection is made and you both know where it is going to lead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wether it ended up sexual or not is irrelevant really just so long as its not awkward and its fun. Even a coffee or a pint in the right company would make it worthwhile. Obviously ending rolling abound a bed or floor somewhere would be a big bonus haha x

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Lots of teasing messages prior to the meet, flitting over drinks in the bar, laughing and discreet touches before George (Clooney of course)takes me by the hand and leads me upstairs for ....

Ooft George Clooney, I'd happily take sloppy seconds

I’m ten years younger than George ffs!!!

Yeah but it's George Clooney!! "

The unobtainable wins again. Pfft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Out for a meal then back to hotel' seems to be the trending answer from single males at the moment.

A) you genuinely prefer your meet to be like a date.

Or

B) That's the answer you think females want to hear.

Let the hateing begin. M.

"
hence my answer lol

I don't do dates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Out for a meal then back to hotel' seems to be the trending answer from single males at the moment.

A) you genuinely prefer your meet to be like a date.

Or

B) That's the answer you think females want to hear.

Let the hateing begin. M.

"
it's better than "fancy a fuck in the back of my van"

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"'Out for a meal then back to hotel' seems to be the trending answer from single males at the moment.

A) you genuinely prefer your meet to be like a date.

Or

B) That's the answer you think females want to hear.

Let the hateing begin. M.

it's better than "fancy a fuck in the back of my van" "

As long as it's not illegally parked I really don't see what the issue is, Vixy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Out for a meal then back to hotel' seems to be the trending answer from single males at the moment.

A) you genuinely prefer your meet to be like a date.

Or

B) That's the answer you think females want to hear.

Let the hateing begin. M.

it's better than "fancy a fuck in the back of my van"

As long as it's not illegally parked I really don't see what the issue is, Vixy! "
. Well it would so the cops come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Out for a meal then back to hotel' seems to be the trending answer from single males at the moment.

A) you genuinely prefer your meet to be like a date.

Or

B) That's the answer you think females want to hear.

Let the hateing begin. M.

it's better than "fancy a fuck in the back of my van"

As long as it's not illegally parked I really don't see what the issue is, Vixy! . Well it would so the cops come "

In more ways than 1 V

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple of drinks, a good laugh then an orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Out for a meal then back to hotel' seems to be the trending answer from single males at the moment.

A) you genuinely prefer your meet to be like a date.

Or

B) That's the answer you think females want to hear.

Let the hateing begin. M.

it's better than "fancy a fuck in the back of my van"

As long as it's not illegally parked I really don't see what the issue is, Vixy! . Well it would so the cops come

In more ways than 1 V "

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By *TBSMan
over a year ago

close enough


"Couple of drinks, a good laugh then an orgasm."

Don't lie, I know it would be cruising around in whip looking for a drive by

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

depends on expectations. Doesn't matter on where we are...but laughter, flirting, and building the chemistry between us is a good start but how it ends, well...

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"'Out for a meal then back to hotel' seems to be the trending answer from single males at the moment.

A) you genuinely prefer your meet to be like a date.

Or

B) That's the answer you think females want to hear.

Let the hateing begin. M.

it's better than "fancy a fuck in the back of my van"

As long as it's not illegally parked I really don't see what the issue is, Vixy! . Well it would so the cops come "

Traffic cops though, don't sell yourself short, V.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couple of drinks, a good laugh then an orgasm.

Don't lie, I know it would be cruising around in whip looking for a drive by "

Yeah actually, can I change my answer to this ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Out for a meal then back to hotel' seems to be the trending answer from single males at the moment.

A) you genuinely prefer your meet to be like a date.

Or

B) That's the answer you think females want to hear.

Let the hateing begin. M.

it's better than "fancy a fuck in the back of my van"

As long as it's not illegally parked I really don't see what the issue is, Vixy! . Well it would so the cops come

Traffic cops though, don't sell yourself short, V. "
all good with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couple of drinks, a good laugh then an orgasm.

Don't lie, I know it would be cruising around in whip looking for a drive by

Yeah actually, can I change my answer to this ^"

Of course you can...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Out for a meal then back to hotel' seems to be the trending answer from single males at the moment.

A) you genuinely prefer your meet to be like a date.

Or

B) That's the answer you think females want to hear.

Let the hateing begin. M.

it's better than "fancy a fuck in the back of my van" "

What's wrong with a back of my Van! It's lovely!

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Usually social over a cup of tea, if things go ok arrange a play meet.

Don't get the whole romantic meal/ swept off feet kinda crap just to the knickers off.

Should keep that for their other half.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Usually social over a cup of tea, if things go ok arrange a play meet.

Don't get the whole romantic meal/ swept off feet kinda crap just to the knickers off.

Should keep that for their other half.

"

Ah but how else can the nice guys reveal themselves

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Usually social over a cup of tea, if things go ok arrange a play meet.

Don't get the whole romantic meal/ swept off feet kinda crap just to the knickers off.

Should keep that for their other half.

Ah but how else can the nice guys reveal themselves "

They write it on their profile of course. What nice guy wouldn't make sure to tell everyone he's a nice guy

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Someone who will feed me then fuck me

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Out for a meal then back to hotel' seems to be the trending answer from single males at the moment.

A) you genuinely prefer your meet to be like a date.

Or

B) That's the answer you think females want to hear.

Let the hateing begin. M.

it's better than "fancy a fuck in the back of my van"

What's wrong with a back of my Van! It's lovely! "
wouldnt know

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By *TBSMan
over a year ago

close enough


"Usually social over a cup of tea, if things go ok arrange a play meet.

Don't get the whole romantic meal/ swept off feet kinda crap just to the knickers off.

Should keep that for their other half.

Ah but how else can the nice guys reveal themselves

They write it on their profile of course. What nice guy wouldn't make sure to tell everyone he's a nice guy "

Off to modify my profile....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 ladies, cabin in the woods by the lake, a weekend getaway.

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By *iolet82Woman
over a year ago

strathaven

I like to make an evening of it rather than just fuck and go scenario. Someone who I can have a good conversation with followed by a long kinky session with pleasure shared equally by both. Also someone who likes to kiss and caress my body and likes the same in return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Few drinks and chatting..... and ZERO pressure, oh to live in that world

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"2 ladies, cabin in the woods by the lake, a weekend getaway."

Sounds like the start of a scary film

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By *appyDeviantsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Built up to the edge of explosion via messages turn up at their door drop my coat and do exactly as discussed in said messages tidy myself up and leave

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Good company, lots of laughs, good company, no awkward silences, good company, free flowing chat about anything and everything, did i mention good company, followed by a cheeky wee kiss or 2 and some very light teasing and touchy feely , closely followed by a definite agreement to meet some time soon in the future to take things further.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good company, lots of laughs, good company, no awkward silences, good company, free flowing chat about anything and everything, did i mention good company, followed by a cheeky wee kiss or 2 and some very light teasing and touchy feely , closely followed by a definite agreement to meet some time soon in the future to take things further. "

You forgot add friend zoning the female into that scenario...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 ladies, cabin in the woods by the lake, a weekend getaway.

Sounds like the start of a scary film "

Don't say that! I hate horror movies

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"2 ladies, cabin in the woods by the lake, a weekend getaway.

Sounds like the start of a scary film

Don't say that! I hate horror movies "

Just make sure you get a signal on your phone, its fully charged, you've got a back up generator, deadbolts on the doors, the windows are all shut and there's nobody inside before you lock up. You'll be fine, enjoy

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Good company, lots of laughs, good company, no awkward silences, good company, free flowing chat about anything and everything, did i mention good company, followed by a cheeky wee kiss or 2 and some very light teasing and touchy feely , closely followed by a definite agreement to meet some time soon in the future to take things further.

You forgot add friend zoning the female into that scenario... "

Yeah i also said good company 4 times , some people are feckin nightmares and should be grateful of friendzoneing. xx

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"2 ladies, cabin in the woods by the lake, a weekend getaway.

Sounds like the start of a scary film

Don't say that! I hate horror movies

Just make sure you get a signal on your phone, its fully charged, you've got a back up generator, deadbolts on the doors, the windows are all shut and there's nobody inside before you lock up. You'll be fine, enjoy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good company, lots of laughs, good company, no awkward silences, good company, free flowing chat about anything and everything, did i mention good company, followed by a cheeky wee kiss or 2 and some very light teasing and touchy feely , closely followed by a definite agreement to meet some time soon in the future to take things further.

You forgot add friend zoning the female into that scenario...

Yeah i also said good company 4 times , some people are feckin nightmares and should be grateful of friendzoneing. xx"

Some people actually like people who are feckin nightmares.. or they must.. as they come back for more!

plus it wasn’t that bad being in the friend zone...

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Good company, lots of laughs, good company, no awkward silences, good company, free flowing chat about anything and everything, did i mention good company, followed by a cheeky wee kiss or 2 and some very light teasing and touchy feely , closely followed by a definite agreement to meet some time soon in the future to take things further.

You forgot add friend zoning the female into that scenario...

Yeah i also said good company 4 times , some people are feckin nightmares and should be grateful of friendzoneing. xx

Some people actually like people who are feckin nightmares.. or they must.. as they come back for more!

plus it wasn’t that bad being in the friend zone... "

Well you should always keep your friends close, really really close.

And your enemies even closer but not sure there was room for anyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good company, lots of laughs, good company, no awkward silences, good company, free flowing chat about anything and everything, did i mention good company, followed by a cheeky wee kiss or 2 and some very light teasing and touchy feely , closely followed by a definite agreement to meet some time soon in the future to take things further.

You forgot add friend zoning the female into that scenario...

Yeah i also said good company 4 times , some people are feckin nightmares and should be grateful of friendzoneing. xx

Some people actually like people who are feckin nightmares.. or they must.. as they come back for more!

plus it wasn’t that bad being in the friend zone...

Well you should always keep your friends close, really really close.

And your enemies even closer but not sure there was room for anyone else. "

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 ladies, cabin in the woods by the lake, a weekend getaway.

Sounds like the start of a scary film

Don't say that! I hate horror movies

Just make sure you get a signal on your phone, its fully charged, you've got a back up generator, deadbolts on the doors, the windows are all shut and there's nobody inside before you lock up. You'll be fine, enjoy "

You forgot emergency zombie plan at the ready, and MRE's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ideally .....

a day out with food and drink involved , a bit flirting I.e. kissing.

Book a last minute hotel and the rest take course !

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"2 ladies, cabin in the woods by the lake, a weekend getaway.

Sounds like the start of a scary film

Don't say that! I hate horror movies

Just make sure you get a signal on your phone, its fully charged, you've got a back up generator, deadbolts on the doors, the windows are all shut and there's nobody inside before you lock up. You'll be fine, enjoy

You forgot emergency zombie plan at the ready, and MRE's!"

It's not the zombies you have to worry about, it's the psycho axe murders newly escaped from a secure hospital in search of their next victim that you've really got to concern yourself with. Every woods has one don't ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would be your ideal meet? "

Nice meal a few drinks and a three day/night fuxkathon oh I soooooo miss those kinda meets lol

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Good company, lots of laughs, good company, no awkward silences, good company, free flowing chat about anything and everything, did i mention good company, followed by a cheeky wee kiss or 2 and some very light teasing and touchy feely , closely followed by a definite agreement to meet some time soon in the future to take things further.

You forgot add friend zoning the female into that scenario...

Yeah i also said good company 4 times , some people are feckin nightmares and should be grateful of friendzoneing. xx

Some people actually like people who are feckin nightmares.. or they must.. as they come back for more!

plus it wasn’t that bad being in the friend zone...

Well you should always keep your friends close, really really close.

And your enemies even closer but not sure there was room for anyone else.

I agree "

That'll be a first then .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out on a motorcycle ride with some sexy _ab fems

The intoxicating mixture of hot engine, hot rubber, hot leathers and hot bodies as we slip the leathers off n pump

"

Soon silver fox very very soon xx well the ride that is of the mechanical kind not the pumping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good company, lots of laughs, good company, no awkward silences, good company, free flowing chat about anything and everything, did i mention good company, followed by a cheeky wee kiss or 2 and some very light teasing and touchy feely , closely followed by a definite agreement to meet some time soon in the future to take things further.

You forgot add friend zoning the female into that scenario...

Yeah i also said good company 4 times , some people are feckin nightmares and should be grateful of friendzoneing. xx

Some people actually like people who are feckin nightmares.. or they must.. as they come back for more!

plus it wasn’t that bad being in the friend zone...

Well you should always keep your friends close, really really close.

And your enemies even closer but not sure there was room for anyone else.

I agree

That'll be a first then . "

You’d think you would quit while your ahead! Make the most of the fact I wasn’t getting on at you for once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 ladies, cabin in the woods by the lake, a weekend getaway.

Sounds like the start of a scary film

Don't say that! I hate horror movies

Just make sure you get a signal on your phone, its fully charged, you've got a back up generator, deadbolts on the doors, the windows are all shut and there's nobody inside before you lock up. You'll be fine, enjoy

You forgot emergency zombie plan at the ready, and MRE's!

It's not the zombies you have to worry about, it's the psycho axe murders newly escaped from a secure hospital in search of their next victim that you've really got to concern yourself with. Every woods has one don't ya know "
As long as they're hot and fuck me first, all is good

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Good company, lots of laughs, good company, no awkward silences, good company, free flowing chat about anything and everything, did i mention good company, followed by a cheeky wee kiss or 2 and some very light teasing and touchy feely , closely followed by a definite agreement to meet some time soon in the future to take things further.

You forgot add friend zoning the female into that scenario...

Yeah i also said good company 4 times , some people are feckin nightmares and should be grateful of friendzoneing. xx

Some people actually like people who are feckin nightmares.. or they must.. as they come back for more!

plus it wasn’t that bad being in the friend zone...

Well you should always keep your friends close, really really close.

And your enemies even closer but not sure there was room for anyone else.

I agree

That'll be a first then .

You’d think you would quit while your ahead! Make the most of the fact I wasn’t getting on at you for once! "

Did you just bitch slap me ?

Again. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good company, lots of laughs, good company, no awkward silences, good company, free flowing chat about anything and everything, did i mention good company, followed by a cheeky wee kiss or 2 and some very light teasing and touchy feely , closely followed by a definite agreement to meet some time soon in the future to take things further.

You forgot add friend zoning the female into that scenario...

Yeah i also said good company 4 times , some people are feckin nightmares and should be grateful of friendzoneing. xx

Some people actually like people who are feckin nightmares.. or they must.. as they come back for more!

plus it wasn’t that bad being in the friend zone...

Well you should always keep your friends close, really really close.

And your enemies even closer but not sure there was room for anyone else.

I agree

That'll be a first then .

You’d think you would quit while your ahead! Make the most of the fact I wasn’t getting on at you for once!

Did you just bitch slap me ?

Again. ??"

You deserved it, again

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"2 ladies, cabin in the woods by the lake, a weekend getaway.

Sounds like the start of a scary film

Don't say that! I hate horror movies

Just make sure you get a signal on your phone, its fully charged, you've got a back up generator, deadbolts on the doors, the windows are all shut and there's nobody inside before you lock up. You'll be fine, enjoy

You forgot emergency zombie plan at the ready, and MRE's!

It's not the zombies you have to worry about, it's the psycho axe murders newly escaped from a secure hospital in search of their next victim that you've really got to concern yourself with. Every woods has one don't ya know As long as they're hot and fuck me first, all is good "

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Good company, lots of laughs, good company, no awkward silences, good company, free flowing chat about anything and everything, did i mention good company, followed by a cheeky wee kiss or 2 and some very light teasing and touchy feely , closely followed by a definite agreement to meet some time soon in the future to take things further.

You forgot add friend zoning the female into that scenario...

Yeah i also said good company 4 times , some people are feckin nightmares and should be grateful of friendzoneing. xx

Some people actually like people who are feckin nightmares.. or they must.. as they come back for more!

plus it wasn’t that bad being in the friend zone...

Well you should always keep your friends close, really really close.

And your enemies even closer but not sure there was room for anyone else.

I agree

That'll be a first then .

You’d think you would quit while your ahead! Make the most of the fact I wasn’t getting on at you for once!

Did you just bitch slap me ?

Again. ??

You deserved it, again "

Yeah im beginning to think its a form of foreplay to you. Each to their own i say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good company, lots of laughs, good company, no awkward silences, good company, free flowing chat about anything and everything, did i mention good company, followed by a cheeky wee kiss or 2 and some very light teasing and touchy feely , closely followed by a definite agreement to meet some time soon in the future to take things further.

You forgot add friend zoning the female into that scenario...

Yeah i also said good company 4 times , some people are feckin nightmares and should be grateful of friendzoneing. xx

Some people actually like people who are feckin nightmares.. or they must.. as they come back for more!

plus it wasn’t that bad being in the friend zone...

Well you should always keep your friends close, really really close.

And your enemies even closer but not sure there was room for anyone else.

I agree

That'll be a first then .

You’d think you would quit while your ahead! Make the most of the fact I wasn’t getting on at you for once!

Did you just bitch slap me ?

Again. ??

You deserved it, again

Yeah im beginning to think its a form of foreplay to you. Each to their own i say. "

Indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something completely spontaneous that just happened and not from being on Fab. Nice and organic and a surprise.

So out with partner and chatting casually to a single or couple, some drinks, some laughter then spilling into the bedroom just from the occasion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Out for a meal then back to hotel' seems to be the trending answer from single males at the moment.

A) you genuinely prefer your meet to be like a date.

Or

B) That's the answer you think females want to hear.

Let the hateing begin. M.

it's better than "fancy a fuck in the back of my van"

What's wrong with a back of my Van! It's lovely! wouldnt know "

I in know way ment imply vixy had seen the back of my van. No one escapes the back of my van!

Well not since my last stint in the mental hospital. We don't all have axes, some of us like knives!

Insert evil laugh here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The type that leaves you high for days and excited every time your phone buzzes. That leaves you daydreaming and sighing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beautiful sunny day, lovely quiet roads. And a motorbike ride with a lovely girl biker. Stop at the seaside for some ice cream and just sit chatting. Maybe steal a wee kiss if no one is looking. that would be my ideal meet.

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

At the minute any I naked with a naked woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A beautiful sunny day, lovely quiet roads. And a motorbike ride with a lovely girl biker. Stop at the seaside for some ice cream and just sit chatting. Maybe steal a wee kiss if no one is looking. that would be my ideal meet. "

Aw bless and you get stuck with the likes of me lol super classy !!! Hahahahaha

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over a year ago


"A beautiful sunny day, lovely quiet roads. And a motorbike ride with a lovely girl biker. Stop at the seaside for some ice cream and just sit chatting. Maybe steal a wee kiss if no one is looking. that would be my ideal meet.

Aw bless and you get stuck with the likes of me lol super classy !!! Hahahahaha "

hahahaha. Pmsl. Super classy as always. Wouldn't have it any other way.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"2 ladies, cabin in the woods by the lake, a weekend getaway.

Sounds like the start of a scary film

Don't say that! I hate horror movies

Just make sure you get a signal on your phone, its fully charged, you've got a back up generator, deadbolts on the doors, the windows are all shut and there's nobody inside before you lock up. You'll be fine, enjoy

You forgot emergency zombie plan at the ready, and MRE's!

It's not the zombies you have to worry about, it's the psycho axe murders newly escaped from a secure hospital in search of their next victim that you've really got to concern yourself with. Every woods has one don't ya know "

This is true about every wood having one. Due to proximity I was voted the local stalker for the woods around here but I'm so lazy I can only make it out once or twice a week.It's enough to keep the kids and tourists on their toes though.

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"2 ladies, cabin in the woods by the lake, a weekend getaway.

Sounds like the start of a scary film

Don't say that! I hate horror movies

Just make sure you get a signal on your phone, its fully charged, you've got a back up generator, deadbolts on the doors, the windows are all shut and there's nobody inside before you lock up. You'll be fine, enjoy

You forgot emergency zombie plan at the ready, and MRE's!

It's not the zombies you have to worry about, it's the psycho axe murders newly escaped from a secure hospital in search of their next victim that you've really got to concern yourself with. Every woods has one don't ya know

This is true about every wood having one. Due to proximity I was voted the local stalker for the woods around here but I'm so lazy I can only make it out once or twice a week.It's enough to keep the kids and tourists on their toes though."

Yeah I heard that about you, the "too old" was just an excuse

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