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favourite scenes and lines from a comedy movie or series.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll start

Waynes world 2 Kim bassinger and Gareth seduction scene on the couch.

KB "take me Gareth"

Gareth "where I'm low on fuel you don't have a jacket"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it have to be a comedy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put up a status

"its not that common, it doesnt happen to every guy and it is a big deal!"

n all a got were messages askin if id been let down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can be anything you want man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a smelly pirate hooker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? My job?

The green mile,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? My job?

The green mile, "

Cry everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? My job?

The green mile,

Cry everytime "

It’s like pieces of glass in my head.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Nobody puts baby in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? My job?

The green mile,

Cry everytime "

My eyeballs always start sweating at that bit. I'm not crying. lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m black!!!! Does Mom know??!?!

Richard Prior - See No Evil, Hear no Evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Room.

Tommy Wiseau: “It’s bullshit, I did not hit her. I did nooot. Oh hi, Mark!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Room.

Tommy Wiseau: “It’s bullshit, I did not hit her. I did nooot. Oh hi, Mark!”"

The Room is Naat a comedy! It's a super dramatic work of art

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nightmare on elm st...

It's not a stretcher you need up there, it's a mop.

Always giggled at that line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wayne Campbell:

First he screws me, then he screws you. It's Dutch door action.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I don’t even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.” -Wayne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.” – Wayne

My favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Homer is this how you imagined married life?

Pretty much except we would drive around in a van solving mysterys"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a comedy again.

"Andy crawled through 500 yards of shit smelling foulness I cant even begin to imagine, or maybe I just dont want to,

Is it just me or when you read this, do you do it in reds voice. lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Chaz Michael Michaels blades of glory.

Hey Nancy Carrigen you an official here?Because you've officially giving me a boner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hall Pass when the chick sneezes and shits herself and sprays the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The warriors

Gina stick this up your ass and turn you into a popsicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you nervous?

Yeah,

is this your first time?

No, I've been nervous many times.

Airplane.

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Newton Stewart

"Do you know what nemesis means?"

The ininmitable Bricktop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You'll shut your mouth if you know what's good for ye you little pumpkin pied haircutted freak.

Dumb n dumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will look for you

I will find you

And... I will kill you

Taken.. Liam neeson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your best? Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." The Rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont recall this ever actually being spoken in the series but here goes.

And who are you, the proud lord said, that i must bow so low?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That boys head is like an orange on a toothpick!

Heid move.

It's spherical and quite pointy inparts.

Do you like your own sausage.

All from "so I married an axe murderer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That boys head is like an orange on a toothpick!

Heid move.

It's spherical and quite pointy inparts.

Do you link your own sausage.

All from "so I married an axe murderer"

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Fixed my mistake!

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

Sam Elliot in Roadhouse - "Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick??"

"I thought you'd be bigger" from same movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show me the money

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Some that I always have a good laugh at are from comedy films that overall aren't that great, but have a few stand-out bits.

The first is in Click, when Adam Sandlers character pauses time and fart's in David Hasslehoff's face. The after-effects are funny as.

Another is in Employee of the Month. Andy Dick's character has bad eyesight, and out of nowhere a kid lets off a Party Popper and he should out "What the fu*k".

Lastly is in Van Wilder: Party Liaison, simply known as the Cream Éclair scene.

Mandy

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By *ubslut4femdomMan
over a year ago

falkirk

Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

Samuel L Jackson Pulp Fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Room.

Tommy Wiseau: “It’s bullshit, I did not hit her. I did nooot. Oh hi, Mark!”

The Room is Naat a comedy! It's a super dramatic work of art "

You’re totally right! I didn’t see the word comedy in the OPs initial post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'll shut your mouth if you know what's good for ye you little pumpkin pied haircutted freak.

Dumb n dumber "

I sold some stuff , a few baseball cards, sack of marbles *cough* peedie

You sold my dead bird to a blind kid ... peedie didn't even have a head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes not the messiah , hes a very naughty boy

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

You’re not dead yet so too living as though you are!!

Beaches

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By *illy7239Man
over a year ago

Stenhousemuir

No cunt is leaving here till we find out what cunt did it

Begbie, trainspotting after throwing the glass over the balcony lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'll shut your mouth if you know what's good for ye you little pumpkin pied haircutted freak.

Dumb n dumber

I sold some stuff , a few baseball cards, sack of marbles *cough* peedie

You sold my dead bird to a blind kid ... peedie didn't even have a head!

"

Pretty bird ,pretty bird

Paulie want a cracker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some that I always have a good laugh at are from comedy films that overall aren't that great, but have a few stand-out bits.

The first is in Click, when Adam Sandlers character pauses time and fart's in David Hasslehoff's face. The after-effects are funny as.

Another is in Employee of the Month. Andy Dick's character has bad eyesight, and out of nowhere a kid lets off a Party Popper and he should out "What the fu*k".

Lastly is in Van Wilder: Party Liaison, simply known as the Cream Éclair scene.

Suttle moments of comedy genius

Mandy"

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By *aulgeorge212Man
over a year ago

Clydebank

Bruce Robertson : Scotland. This nation brought the world television, the steam engine, golf, whiskey, penicillin, and of course, the deep-fried Mars bar. It is great being Scottish. We're such a uniquely successful race.

James mcavoy - filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bruce Robertson : Scotland. This nation brought the world television, the steam engine, golf, whiskey, penicillin, and of course, the deep-fried Mars bar. It is great being Scottish. We're such a uniquely successful race.

James mcavoy - filth"

It’s SHITE being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization.

Mark Renton.

Trainspotting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Every village needs an Installation.’ ‘That’s just something I’ve decided to start saying.’

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