FabSwingers.com forum: One thing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the one thing you've always wanted to understand?

Best answer wins a prize!

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Why you op would as that question on a swingers forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What goes on behind some closed doors...

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Why some drivers feel the need to enter a roundabout despite their exit route being blocked, then cause the roundabout to come to a standstill?

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Why does flammable mean the same as inflammable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman's logic

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Woman's logic

Are you sticking with that answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woman's logic

Are you sticking with that answer?

Depends on how much of a head start I get

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Woman's logic

Are you sticking with that answer?

Depends on how much of a head start I get

Get yer gutties on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woman's logic

Are you sticking with that answer?

Depends on how much of a head start I get

Get yer gutties on!

OK change my answer to how it's took you 6 months to eat that star bar

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Men.

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By *TBSMan
over a year ago

close enough

Why I thought it was a good idea to stick THAT in THERE!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men.

You not get enough of them

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

my course work, although I've got to year 4 without understanding it so maybe it's overrated!

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

The cowards who take the low offer on The Chase !!!!

Fuck off ya thick coward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the one thing you've always wanted to understand?

Best answer wins a prize!

Curiosity killed the cat...but the cat got the cream...is it the same cat? And was it curiosity that leads it to that cream? Did it die from being a dairy-free cat???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"Why does flammable mean the same as inflammable?"

As does press and de-press

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How anyone can eat tomato ketchup.

Boak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh aye....and what "professional" means on here

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

How come if women are so clever and shout about multitasking...then why have women not mastered peeing standing up

Hard Hat on..

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

London - till 25th

"Straight"

Is that "straight" "straight"

Fab "straight"

Or telling it "straight" - you really just want to stick your cock in a hole... any hole

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"How come if women are so clever and shout about multitasking...then why have women not mastered peeing standing up

Hard Hat on.."

It does happen! You just live a sheltered life!

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"How come if women are so clever and shout about multitasking...then why have women not mastered peeing standing up

Hard Hat on.."

Have you not watched the Full Monty!!

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Has anyone ever found what was going on behind the green door ?

Apart from laughing a lot

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

What happened to all my free points for Costa meets

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"How come if women are so clever and shout about multitasking...then why have women not mastered peeing standing up

Hard Hat on.."

We can pee standing up

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"How come if women are so clever and shout about multitasking...then why have women not mastered peeing standing up

Hard Hat on..

We can pee standing up "

But your aim is rubbish

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"How come if women are so clever and shout about multitasking...then why have women not mastered peeing standing up

Hard Hat on..

We can pee standing up

But your aim is rubbish

Yeah well it doesn't matter when it's in the shower

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"How come if women are so clever and shout about multitasking...then why have women not mastered peeing standing up

Hard Hat on..

We can pee standing up

But your aim is rubbish

Yeah well it doesn't matter when it's in the shower

Haha I thought that was a myth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we prefer one side of the bed to the other.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"How come if women are so clever and shout about multitasking...then why have women not mastered peeing standing up

Hard Hat on..

We can pee standing up

But your aim is rubbish

Yeah well it doesn't matter when it's in the shower

Haha I thought that was a myth

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"How come if women are so clever and shout about multitasking...then why have women not mastered peeing standing up

Hard Hat on..

It does happen! You just live a sheltered life!

Under a rain mac sheltered lol

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What Meatloaf won't do?

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"What Meatloaf won't do?

That

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever found what was going on behind the green door ?

Apart from laughing a lot"

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What Meatloaf won't do?

That "

Sheesh! There's always one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What Meatloaf won't do?

That "

I reckon he was talking about some of the ol'bum loving

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"What Meatloaf won't do?

That

Sheesh! There's always one!

I just can't help myself

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"What Meatloaf won't do?

That

I reckon he was talking about some of the ol'bum loving

Oh.......

never thought of that, bet he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What Meatloaf won't do?

That

I reckon he was talking about some of the ol'bum loving

am sure bat out of hell has a bit of the bennie hills at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What Meatloaf won't do?

That

I reckon he was talking about some of the ol'bum loving

Oh.......

never thought of that, bet he is "

That is definitely "the bum love" emoji

....Pretty sure that's the look on my face too!

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"What Meatloaf won't do?

That

I reckon he was talking about some of the ol'bum loving

Oh.......

never thought of that, bet he is

That is definitely "the bum love" emoji

....Pretty sure that's the look on my face too!"

It is, seen you pulling that exact face in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woman's logic

Brave man! Well stupid but brave!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What Meatloaf won't do?

Take it up the bum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woman's logic

Brave man! Well stupid but brave!

stick with stupid as no one wants to hurt the village idiot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What Meatloaf won't do?

That

I reckon he was talking about some of the ol'bum loving

Oh.......

never thought of that, bet he is

That is definitely "the bum love" emoji

....Pretty sure that's the look on my face too!

It is, seen you pulling that exact face in the mirror "

Yip it's the same face, I saw it from the hole in the wardrobe door!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woman's logic

Brave man! Well stupid but brave!

stick with stupid as no one wants to hurt the village idiot

I would be so sure about that! One name springs to mind, no 2, no 3 hang on I need to take my socks off to count this up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woman's logic

Brave man! Well stupid but brave!

stick with stupid as no one wants to hurt the village idiot

I would be so sure about that! One name springs to mind, no 2, no 3 hang on I need to take my socks off to count this up!"

what is the count you speak of

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woman's logic

Brave man! Well stupid but brave!

stick with stupid as no one wants to hurt the village idiot

I would be so sure about that! One name springs to mind, no 2, no 3 hang on I need to take my socks off to count this up!

what is the count you speak of

Now all I can think of is The Count from Sesame Street!

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By *xybumWoman
over a year ago

East Kilbride

"How come if women are so clever and shout about multitasking...then why have women not mastered peeing standing up

Hard Hat on.."

Bit slow on the uptake.. but most women master that for public toilets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come if women are so clever and shout about multitasking...then why have women not mastered peeing standing up

Hard Hat on..

Bit slow on the uptake.. but most women master that for public toilets!

is that not more of a hover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me ! I can never understand me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me ! I can never understand me."

Sorry, I have no idea what your talking about!

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What goes on behind some closed doors... "

That's a Charlie Rich song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp and was it the same person who who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong...

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp and was it the same person who who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong...

And what about who inserted what in Scunthorpe??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why guys can't take no as an answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why some guys can't take no as an answer

Fixed it for ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the spice girls really want cause fuck knows what a zigazig ah is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the spice girls really want cause fuck knows what a zigazig ah is

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hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp and was it the same person who who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong...

"
owning up to putting the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp....

Definitely had nothing to do with the ram in the rama lama ding dong though..

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By *xybumWoman
over a year ago

East Kilbride

"How come if women are so clever and shout about multitasking...then why have women not mastered peeing standing up

Hard Hat on..

Bit slow on the uptake.. but most women master that for public toilets!

is that not more of a hover

It’s still standing up though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp and was it the same person who who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong...

owning up to putting the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp....

Definitely had nothing to do with the ram in the rama lama ding dong though..

Ah shoulda known....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the spice girls really want cause fuck knows what a zigazig ah is

Who Do You Think You Are... It’s when Two Become One and yer Mama helps you to Spice up Your Life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the spice girls really want cause fuck knows what a zigazig ah is

Who Do You Think You Are... It’s when Two Become One and yer Mama helps you to Spice up Your Life

You can spice up my life if you like but I am not calling you mama

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch

He probably lives to close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch

He probably lives to close.

"
never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch

He probably lives to close.

never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind

Is that his you slipped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch

He probably lives to close.

never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind

Is that his you slipped

This was meant to read how you slipped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch

He probably lives to close.

never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind

Unless you're me...Woof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the spice girls really want cause fuck knows what a zigazig ah is

Who Do You Think You Are... It’s when Two Become One and yer Mama helps you to Spice up Your Life

You can spice up my life if you like but I am not calling you mama

Thank feck

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By *quirtiliscious1Woman
over a year ago

Dundee

Why do random men think that women who have never seen them before or had any contact with them want to watch them wank I truly do not understand that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do random men think that women who have never seen them before or had any contact with them want to watch them wank I truly do not understand that

They just hope you do...

God loves a wanker - I mean a trier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is green green or blue blue and how do we know that we all see the same thing when we look at blue or green or perhaps your green to me is blue and vice Versa

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By *anon6dMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Why do people want Brexit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you actually hear one hand clapping, or does a tree actually make a noise when it falls in a forest

Been studying Zen most of my life and still don’t have the feckin answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch

He probably lives to close.

never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind

100% agree, never shit on your own doorstep. Or any other doorsteps to be honest

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch

He probably lives to close.

never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind

Is that his you slipped

This was meant to read how you slipped

Oh that reminds me of when my uncle was getting ready to go to the miners club on a Saturday night years ago and someone chapped the door. He answered it and there was paper on fire on the doorstep so he stamped on it to put it out but there was shit under it so it went all over his good shoes!! He was not a happy chappy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people want Brexit. "

Why do people NOT want Brexit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch

He probably lives to close.

never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind

Is that his you slipped

This was meant to read how you slipped

Ffs that’s awful... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of that horrid individual!!!

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch

He probably lives to close.

never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind

Is that his you slipped

This was meant to read how you slipped

Ffs that’s awful... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of that horrid individual!!! "

He was quite fashion conscious too and bought expensive things.

It was kids taking chap door run to another level - think it was early 80's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch

He probably lives to close.

never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind

Is that his you slipped

This was meant to read how you slipped

Ffs that’s awful... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of that horrid individual!!!

He was quite fashion conscious too and bought expensive things.

It was kids taking chap door run to another level - think it was early 80's "

* should I admit that I was once such a horrid individual that partook in such shenanigans

)

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch

He probably lives to close.

never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind

Is that his you slipped

This was meant to read how you slipped

Ffs that’s awful... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of that horrid individual!!!

He was quite fashion conscious too and bought expensive things.

It was kids taking chap door run to another level - think it was early 80's

* should I admit that I was once such a horrid individual that partook in such shenanigans

) "

No just keep that to yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch

He probably lives to close.

never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind

Is that his you slipped

This was meant to read how you slipped

Ffs that’s awful... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of that horrid individual!!!

He was quite fashion conscious too and bought expensive things.

It was kids taking chap door run to another level - think it was early 80's

No just keep that to yourself "

OK.

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch

He probably lives to close.

never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind

Is that his you slipped

This was meant to read how you slipped

Ffs that’s awful... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of that horrid individual!!! "

Are you quoting Klinger from MASH?

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

newmains

"What Meatloaf won't do?

That

I reckon he was talking about some of the ol'bum loving

Can just see him writing that song, singing away at the chorus, trying to get that final line.... when his girl walks in with the big strapon on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch

He probably lives to close.

never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind

Is that his you slipped

This was meant to read how you slipped

Ffs that’s awful... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of that horrid individual!!!

Are you quoting Klinger from MASH?

Nope an old workmate but he might be

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