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By *TBS OP Man
over a year ago

close enough

When having sex hold your tummy,look him in the eye and say 'oww' regardless of his size he will think he is a god...

Ps..your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When having sex hold your tummy,look him in the eye and say 'oww' regardless of his size he will think he is a god...

Ps..your welcome

Howling !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A simple hiya darlin’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are ye in yet..

Wait.... Wrong thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are ye in yet..

Wait.... Wrong thread...

I came in the back foot aswell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are ye in yet..

Wait.... Wrong thread...

I came in the back foot aswell!

DINNA MENTION FEET

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are ye in yet..

Wait.... Wrong thread...

I came in the back foot aswell!

DINNA MENTION FEET

How about toes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are ye in yet..

Wait.... Wrong thread...

I came in the back foot aswell!

DINNA MENTION FEET

How about toes?"

That's ok

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"When having sex hold your tummy,look him in the eye and say 'oww' regardless of his size he will think he is a god...

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Would this be the right time to ask him to put the shelves up that have been lying n the hall for months??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum up me

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By *TBS OP Man
over a year ago

close enough

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By *TBS OP Man
over a year ago

close enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've put the kettle on it will be boiled by the time we finish, coz I know you like a cuppa afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or here's your tenner, you won the bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are ye in yet..

Wait.... Wrong thread...

I came in the back foot aswell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or here's your tenner, you won the bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG that was the best sex I’ve ever had, no ones ever made me orgasm like that before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve done all the housework, put the kids to bed, recorded all your favourite shows for you to watch later, ran you a bath and have beers in the fridge the dominoes will be here in a half hour and then I’ll go wait in bed till you’re finished catch up

and then I’m all yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG that was the best sex I’ve ever had, no ones ever made me orgasm like that before

That's what you said to me when i brought you the cheesy chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG that was the best sex I’ve ever had, no ones ever made me orgasm like that before

That's what you said to me when i brought you the cheesy chips

It had been that long I forgot how good they were sometimes simple can be good so there’s hope yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey I've brought a friend from the office home tonight. Were a little tipsy.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I’ve done all the housework, put the kids to bed, recorded all your favourite shows for you to watch later, ran you a bath and have beers in the fridge the dominoes will be here in a half hour and then I’ll go wait in bed till you’re finished catch up

and then I’m all yours "

That’s what a man should be saying to a woman!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG that was the best sex I’ve ever had, no ones ever made me orgasm like that before

That's what you said to me when i brought you the cheesy chips

It had been that long I forgot how good they were sometimes simple can be good so there’s hope yet

I'm nothing if not simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the best time with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In our house it's "takeaway for dinner tonight".

Cheeky basturt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When having sex hold your tummy,look him in the eye and say 'oww' regardless of his size he will think he is a god...

Ps..your welcome

Would this be the right time to ask him to put the shelves up that have been lying n the hall for months??

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hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your better than your mate

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

and then I’m all yours "

If carlsberg did women

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By *indfkdWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Your better than your mate

You're bigger than your dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your better than your mate

You're bigger than your dad

My sister was right you are good

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By *anon6dMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yes I agree with you.

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By *indfkdWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Your better than your mate

You're bigger than your dad

My sister was right you are good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum said you were shit. She was wrong

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

I Like to save the best till last.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finished ?

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By *enAdamsMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Eat me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops its the nicest ?????? i am not sure i can stand my legs have gone to jelly ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oops its the nicest i am not sure i can stand my legs have gone to jelly "

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

and then I’m all yours

That’s what a man should be saying to a woman!!!"

Except the all yours will be more chores.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's your turn of the remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What big feet you have

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By *arlosF2019Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Your skin is so smooth and you smell amazing and taste good

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

You must be justin,s big big brother cannegetitin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here s 100quid away to the pub and enjoy yourself

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By *ave 42Man
over a year ago

pontefract

When you’ve finished that ceiling could do with painting

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