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"Little tip Jack buy extra milk ,put it in ice cube maker ,freeze it ,then when you wake up no milk just bang a cube in coffee ,it my emergency milk and works a treat "Cheers. Good tip | |||
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"Little tip Jack buy extra milk ,put it in ice cube maker ,freeze it ,then when you wake up no milk just bang a cube in coffee ,it my emergency milk and works a treat
Cheers. Good tip "Sounds like it’s turned into a good day. | |||
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"Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect experience and supreme experience if only I had a coloured pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling "I'm sure your inbox will be overflowing with offers of a long, "pencil" to satisfy your morning needs soon enough. | |||
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"Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect experience and supreme experience if only I had a coloured pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling
I'm sure your inbox will be overflowing with offers of a long, "pencil" to satisfy your morning needs soon enough. "Complete innocent thought  | |||
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"Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect experience and supreme experience if only I had a coloured pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling
I'm sure your inbox will be overflowing with offers of a long, "pencil" to satisfy your morning needs soon enough.
Complete innocent thought "You might want to lift that halo around... 5ft 6 inches higher and I could believe that. | |||
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"When you bite into a roll and square and egg and the yoke drips on your shirt" Oh no - not an exploding egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!  | |||
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"Alarm didnae go off and you’ve got a school run in 10 minutes " School run? Surely these days are far behind! | |||
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"When you bite into a roll and square and egg and the yoke drips on your shirt Oh no - not an exploding egg!!!!!!!!!!!!! "If I pop round would you help me clean it up  | |||
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"When you bite into a roll and square and egg and the yoke drips on your shirt Oh no - not an exploding egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I pop round would you help me clean it up "I'm at work but there are an array of cleaning materials in the kitchen | |||
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"When yer sitting in the hairdressers and she's got yer hair looking like chewbacca
Then walks away "He's deid ffs  | |||
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"When yer sitting in the hairdressers and she's got yer hair looking like chewbacca
Then walks away
He's deid ffs "The hairdressers or chewbacca..... btw you do know Chewbacca is a fictional character in a fictional movie.... We might have been in a few wars last 30 years but fighting a big guy ina black blanket on a death star isnt one of them. Sorry if I've ruined it for you. | |||
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"When yer sitting in the hairdressers and she's got yer hair looking like chewbacca
Then walks away
He's deid ffs "basically aye lol that's the look | |||
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"When yer sitting in the hairdressers and she's got yer hair looking like chewbacca
Then walks away
He's deid ffs
The hairdressers or chewbacca.....
btw you do know Chewbacca is a fictional character in a fictional movie....
We might have been in a few wars last 30 years but fighting a big guy ina black blanket on a death star isnt one of them.
Sorry if I've ruined it for you." erm. I'm good with that | |||
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"When yer sitting in the hairdressers and she's got yer hair looking like chewbacca
Then walks away
He's deid ffs
The hairdressers or chewbacca.....
btw you do know Chewbacca is a fictional character in a fictional movie....
We might have been in a few wars last 30 years but fighting a big guy ina black blanket on a death star isnt one of them.
Sorry if I've ruined it for you. erm. I'm good with that "Star Wars isnae real!!!!!!!!!!! NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo | |||
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"When you bite into a roll and square and egg and the yoke drips on your shirt Oh no - not an exploding egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I pop round would you help me clean it up
I'm at work but there are an array of cleaning materials in the kitchen "Is the spare key still under the 3rd flower pot on the left | |||
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"When yer sitting in the hairdressers and she's got yer hair looking like chewbacca
Then walks away
He's deid ffs
The hairdressers or chewbacca.....
btw you do know Chewbacca is a fictional character in a fictional movie....
We might have been in a few wars last 30 years but fighting a big guy ina black blanket on a death star isnt one of them.
Sorry if I've ruined it for you. erm. I'm good with that
Star Wars isnae real!!!!!!!!!!! NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo "This isn't just a bad day... it's a dark dark DARK day in history | |||
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"When yer sitting in the hairdressers and she's got yer hair looking like chewbacca
Then walks away
He's deid ffs
The hairdressers or chewbacca.....
btw you do know Chewbacca is a fictional character in a fictional movie....
We might have been in a few wars last 30 years but fighting a big guy ina black blanket on a death star isnt one of them.
Sorry if I've ruined it for you. erm. I'm good with that
Star Wars isnae real!!!!!!!!!!! NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
This isn't just a bad day... it's a dark dark DARK day in history "Dark dark Dark... Does that constitute Black... Or that really dark Royal Blue colour that you canny really tell until you put it against black. Sorry | |||
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"When yer sitting in the hairdressers and she's got yer hair looking like chewbacca
Then walks away
He's deid ffs
The hairdressers or chewbacca.....
btw you do know Chewbacca is a fictional character in a fictional movie....
We might have been in a few wars last 30 years but fighting a big guy ina black blanket on a death star isnt one of them.
Sorry if I've ruined it for you. erm. I'm good with that
Star Wars isnae real!!!!!!!!!!! NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
This isn't just a bad day... it's a dark dark DARK day in history
Dark dark Dark...
Does that constitute Black...
Or that really dark Royal Blue colour that you canny really tell until you put it against black.
Sorry "Lol 50 shades | |||
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"When you bite into a roll and square and egg and the yoke drips on your shirt Oh no - not an exploding egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I pop round would you help me clean it up
I'm at work but there are an array of cleaning materials in the kitchen
Is the spare key still under the 3rd flower pot on the left "Yep - kettles on | |||
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(It's a fk'n massive no, btw)
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"... your friends have a spare ticket to the Backstreet Boys at the Hydro and they're insisting you come...
(It's a fk'n massive no, btw)
"But.. Don't You Want it That Way | |||
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"... your friends have a spare ticket to the Backstreet Boys at the Hydro and they're insisting you come...
(It's a fk'n massive no, btw)
But.. Don't You Want it That Way "Had it been Westlife a couple of weeks ago, I'd have been there in a shot, but not these punks! | |||
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"When yer sitting in the hairdressers and she's got yer hair looking like chewbacca
Then walks away
He's deid ffs
The hairdressers or chewbacca.....
btw you do know Chewbacca is a fictional character in a fictional movie....
We might have been in a few wars last 30 years but fighting a big guy ina black blanket on a death star isnt one of them.
Sorry if I've ruined it for you."That’s blasphemy!!! | |||
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"When your shitty car breaks down "At least your feet now work!  | |||
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"When your shitty car breaks down
At least your feet now work! "lol silver lining s'pose | |||
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"When your shitty car breaks down
At least your feet now work! lol silver lining s'pose "You can just Fred flinstone it  | |||
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"When your shitty car breaks down
At least your feet now work! lol silver lining s'pose "I hate to be the one to say it, but these things usually come in threes...  | |||
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"When your shitty car breaks down
At least your feet now work! lol silver lining s'pose
I hate to be the one to say it, but these things usually come in threes... "What? Feet? | |||
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"When your shitty car breaks down
At least your feet now work! lol silver lining s'pose
I hate to be the one to say it, but these things usually come in threes... "it's OK, I hard the Gary glitters earlier, . Were good | |||
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Vixy !!!
Well I’ve just smashed a wee trinket box to be fair was a gift from my ex so maybe not so bad, moving furniture around in bedroom AGAIN ! Totally ignoring the rest of the house lol weirdest room setups in this house !! Too many windows and doors | |||
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" Vixy !!!
Well I’ve just smashed a wee trinket box to be fair was a gift from my ex so maybe not so bad, moving furniture around in bedroom AGAIN ! Totally ignoring the rest of the house lol weirdest room setups in this house !! Too many windows and doors " tmi?  lol you and yer furniture, are ye bored or something lol | |||
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"Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect experience and supreme experience if only I had a coloured pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling "What would you draw and why don't you get a long stick and tape a pencil to the end of it. | |||
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" Vixy !!!
Well I’ve just smashed a wee trinket box to be fair was a gift from my ex so maybe not so bad, moving furniture around in bedroom AGAIN ! Totally ignoring the rest of the house lol weirdest room setups in this house !! Too many windows and doors tmi? lol you and yer furniture, are ye bored or something lol "She's obsessed with furniture and painting. Maybe she's still high from the spray paint! | |||
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