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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wehter you've had a shitty week or a fantastic week.. Grab a drink, have a chat. The fab bar is open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot chocolate please. Working tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hot chocolate please. Working tomorrow "

Eouk you like marshmallows and squirty cream..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and Diet Coke for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vodka and Diet Coke for me"

Coming up.. Are you celebrating or drowning? Barmen are great listeners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vodka and Diet Coke for me

Coming up.. Are you celebrating or drowning? Barmen are great listeners. "

Am bored lmao watching what/if on Netflix can I get some munchies with that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and let the weekend beGIN, I’m neither one nor the other though so stuck in the middle stealers wheel style

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Really?? Why are you offering me a drink when I am obviously studying hard for my exam on Tuesday??

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I want a pornstar martini please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vodka and Diet Coke for me

Coming up.. Are you celebrating or drowning? Barmen are great listeners.

Am bored lmao watching what/if on Netflix can I get some munchies with that lol "

Yip.. Have a nice cocktail sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really?? Why are you offering me a drink when I am obviously studying hard for my exam on Tuesday?? "

Good luck with the exam... passes a large vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baileys plenty ice please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gin and let the weekend beGIN, I’m neither one nor the other though so stuck in the middle stealers wheel style "

You know that says stuck in the middle with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vodka and Diet Coke for me

Coming up.. Are you celebrating or drowning? Barmen are great listeners.

Am bored lmao watching what/if on Netflix can I get some munchies with that lol

Yip.. Have a nice cocktail sausage. "

Eek cocktail sausage if that’s all yer offering lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Really?? Why are you offering me a drink when I am obviously studying hard for my exam on Tuesday?? "

Because I know you want one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a pornstar martini please! "

You want eh nwkked Jack porn star martini! It goes down well.. But is finished quickly.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Really?? Why are you offering me a drink when I am obviously studying hard for my exam on Tuesday??

Good luck with the exam... passes a large vodka"

Thanks I need it - the luck more than the vodka!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baileys plenty ice please! "

Have a double.. I know you need it. X

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Really?? Why are you offering me a drink when I am obviously studying hard for my exam on Tuesday??

Because I know you want one. "

That's not the point!!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Really?? Why are you offering me a drink when I am obviously studying hard for my exam on Tuesday?? "

A wee drink tonight then study over the weekend. Good luck for Tuesday.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baileys plenty ice please!

Have a double.. I know you need it. X"

Think I need the bottle! but a double will do for now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baileys plenty ice please!

Have a double.. I know you need it. X

Think I need the bottle! but a double will do for now "

Aww.. Taken two bottles ffs

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Can I have a wee rhubarb and ginger ghin with diet lemonade please been a tough week but still got a lot to be grateful for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baileys plenty ice please!

Have a double.. I know you need it. X

Think I need the bottle! but a double will do for now

Aww.. Taken two bottles ffs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pina colada mocktail for me!

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Really?? Why are you offering me a drink when I am obviously studying hard for my exam on Tuesday??

A wee drink tonight then study over the weekend. Good luck for Tuesday.xx"

I will certainly be having a drink tomorrow night when I am at a party!!

Thanks for the luck as I am needing it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gin and let the weekend beGIN, I’m neither one nor the other though so stuck in the middle stealers wheel style

You know that says stuck in the middle with you. "

Getting a wee bit sticky can be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Baileys plenty ice please! "

Make that 2.

Im buying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm drowning sorrows but all I have is diet cola!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of Bud for me, work my way to insanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baileys plenty ice please!

Make that 2.

Im buying. "

Mind it’s a double

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baileys plenty ice please!

Make that 2.

Im buying.

Mind it’s a double "

Aye but be knows it's an open bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baileys plenty ice please!

Make that 2.

Im buying.

Mind it’s a double

Aye but be knows it's an open bar "

Well aye, no one ever offers to buy a baileys other wise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like sex on the beach barman...

And an irn bru

Get some irn in youuuuu....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baileys plenty ice please!

Make that 2.

Im buying.

Mind it’s a double

Aye but be knows it's an open bar

Well aye, no one ever offers to buy a baileys other wise "

That's not true.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like sex on the beach barman...

And an irn bru

Get some irn in youuuuu.... "

Good job the fab bar is in Troon.. Let's go..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like sex on the beach barman...

And an irn bru

Get some irn in youuuuu....

Good job the fab bar is in Troon.. Let's go.. "

grabs the nuts.. And heads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like sex on the beach barman...

And an irn bru

Get some irn in youuuuu....

Good job the fab bar is in Troon.. Let's go.. grabs the nuts.. And heads "

Ouch.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Baileys plenty ice please!

Make that 2.

Im buying.

Mind it’s a double "

In that case 2 doubles bartender . Nobody will accuse me of going cheap on a lady.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baileys plenty ice please!

Make that 2.

Im buying.

Mind it’s a double

In that case 2 doubles bartender . Nobody will accuse me of going cheap on a lady. "

I'm gonna need to see your Id first sir. You need to be a certain age to buy alcohol..

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Baileys plenty ice please! "

Havnt seen you in here before KGirl, i have to say its refreshing to have someone so lovely in. Can i get you another.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Baileys plenty ice please!

Make that 2.

Im buying.

Mind it’s a double

In that case 2 doubles bartender . Nobody will accuse me of going cheap on a lady.

I'm gonna need to see your Id first sir. You need to be a certain age to buy alcohol.. "

Haha your a star barman, i havnt been asked for my id in over 30 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baileys plenty ice please!

Havnt seen you in here before KGirl, i have to say its refreshing to have someone so lovely in. Can i get you another. "

Yes please I have been known to frequent the fab bar every now and again, not for a while though

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Baileys plenty ice please!

Havnt seen you in here before KGirl, i have to say its refreshing to have someone so lovely in. Can i get you another.

Yes please I have been known to frequent the fab bar every now and again, not for a while though "

Would you like to join me on a softer seat in a booth ?

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By *rs She DevilWoman
over a year ago

Blantyre

Ooh, I'd love a Babycham. In a proper glass with the deer on it. I hate imitations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baileys plenty ice please!

Havnt seen you in here before KGirl, i have to say its refreshing to have someone so lovely in. Can i get you another.

Yes please I have been known to frequent the fab bar every now and again, not for a while though

Would you like to join me on a softer seat in a booth ?"

That would be nice, thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh, I'd love a Babycham. In a proper glass with the deer on it. I hate imitations. "

Your wish is the batman's command. Coming right up.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Ooh, I'd love a Babycham. In a proper glass with the deer on it. I hate imitations. "

Ohh hello, what are you doing here. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh, I'd love a Babycham. In a proper glass with the deer on it. I hate imitations.

Ohh hello, what are you doing here. x"

Having a babycham... I think.

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By *rs She DevilWoman
over a year ago

Blantyre

I was looking for a classy establishment and stumbled upon this bar. Nice clientele. X

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ?

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Ooh, I'd love a Babycham. In a proper glass with the deer on it. I hate imitations.

Ohh hello, what are you doing here. x"

Apparently she came looking for the real thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ?"

Plenty room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ?"

Ill be wanting a sizeable tip for the waiter service mind.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ?

Plenty room "

I will be over in 2 seconds kgirl.

"Hey jack a think im in here bud, nudge nudge wink wink. Keep the baileys coming mate"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ?

Plenty room

I will be over in 2 seconds kgirl.

"Hey jack a think im in here bud, nudge nudge wink wink. Keep the baileys coming mate""

Better hope she makes good decisions when d*unk Mt devil... The bottle is full..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ?

Plenty room

I will be over in 2 seconds kgirl.

"Hey jack a think im in here bud, nudge nudge wink wink. Keep the baileys coming mate"

Better hope she makes good decisions when d*unk Mt devil... The bottle is full.. "

Soon find out I guess

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ?

Plenty room

I will be over in 2 seconds kgirl.

"Hey jack a think im in here bud, nudge nudge wink wink. Keep the baileys coming mate"

Better hope she makes good decisions when d*unk Mt devil... The bottle is full.. "

Its her baaaad decisions im more interested in , gotta go bud , dont want her to slip off my hook.

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ill take a large jack and cola and some ice please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ?

Plenty room

I will be over in 2 seconds kgirl.

"Hey jack a think im in here bud, nudge nudge wink wink. Keep the baileys coming mate"

Better hope she makes good decisions when d*unk Mt devil... The bottle is full..

Its her baaaad decisions im more interested in , gotta go bud , dont want her to slip off my hook. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ill take a large jack and cola and some ice please x "

*pours cola over his own head and ice down his shirt.*

Here you go

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By *rs She DevilWoman
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ?"

Thank you, but no. I don't want to intrude. I will see you in the morning x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ?

Thank you, but no. I don't want to intrude. I will see you in the morning x "

Would you like anither babycham?

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By *rs She DevilWoman
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ?

Thank you, but no. I don't want to intrude. I will see you in the morning x

Would you like anither babycham?

"

I am actually enjoying a real deal glass right now so I shall pass on the virtual one.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ?

Plenty room

I will be over in 2 seconds kgirl.

"Hey jack a think im in here bud, nudge nudge wink wink. Keep the baileys coming mate"

Better hope she makes good decisions when d*unk Mt devil... The bottle is full..

Its her baaaad decisions im more interested in , gotta go bud , dont want her to slip off my hook.

"

Fancy getting out of here kgirl, we could grab a taxi to the casino , see if we can get on a winner and top our night off with a wee nightcap somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ?

Thank you, but no. I don't want to intrude. I will see you in the morning x

Would you like anither babycham?

I am actually enjoying a real deal glass right now so I shall pass on the virtual one. "

OK. No problem.. I'll go back to pretending to polish the glasses with a tea towel. Enjoy your night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ?

Plenty room

I will be over in 2 seconds kgirl.

"Hey jack a think im in here bud, nudge nudge wink wink. Keep the baileys coming mate"

Better hope she makes good decisions when d*unk Mt devil... The bottle is full..

Its her baaaad decisions im more interested in , gotta go bud , dont want her to slip off my hook.

Fancy getting out of here kgirl, we could grab a taxi to the casino , see if we can get on a winner and top our night off with a wee nightcap somewhere. "

Sounds good to me

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Goodnight Jack , cheers again , hic, oops.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vodka and Diet Coke for me

Coming up.. Are you celebrating or drowning? Barmen are great listeners.

Am bored lmao watching what/if on Netflix can I get some munchies with that lol

Yip.. Have a nice cocktail sausage.

Eek cocktail sausage if that’s all yer offering lmao "

Sorry.. You can only work. With what you've got.. If you don't hold it against me. I won't hold it against you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goodnight Jack , cheers again , hic, oops. "

The pleasures all yours buddy.. Good luck.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Goodnight Jack , cheers again , hic, oops.

The pleasures all yours buddy.. Good luck. "

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