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"Hot chocolate please. Working tomorrow " Eouk you like marshmallows and squirty cream.. | |||
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"Vodka and Diet Coke for me" Coming up.. Are you celebrating or drowning? Barmen are great listeners. | |||
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"Vodka and Diet Coke for me Coming up.. Are you celebrating or drowning? Barmen are great listeners. Am bored lmao watching what/if on Netflix can I get some munchies with that lol " Yip.. Have a nice cocktail sausage. | |||
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"Really?? Why are you offering me a drink when I am obviously studying hard for my exam on Tuesday?? " Good luck with the exam... passes a large vodka | |||
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"Gin and let the weekend beGIN, I’m neither one nor the other though so stuck in the middle stealers wheel style " You know that says stuck in the middle with you. | |||
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"Vodka and Diet Coke for me Coming up.. Are you celebrating or drowning? Barmen are great listeners. Am bored lmao watching what/if on Netflix can I get some munchies with that lol Yip.. Have a nice cocktail sausage. " Eek cocktail sausage if that’s all yer offering lmao | |||
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"Really?? Why are you offering me a drink when I am obviously studying hard for my exam on Tuesday?? " Because I know you want one. | |||
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"I want a pornstar martini please! " You want eh nwkked Jack porn star martini! It goes down well.. But is finished quickly. | |||
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"Really?? Why are you offering me a drink when I am obviously studying hard for my exam on Tuesday?? Good luck with the exam... passes a large vodka" Thanks I need it - the luck more than the vodka!! | |||
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"Baileys plenty ice please! " Have a double.. I know you need it. X | |||
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"Really?? Why are you offering me a drink when I am obviously studying hard for my exam on Tuesday?? Because I know you want one. " That's not the point!! | |||
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"Really?? Why are you offering me a drink when I am obviously studying hard for my exam on Tuesday?? " A wee drink tonight then study over the weekend. Good luck for Tuesday.xx | |||
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"Baileys plenty ice please! Have a double.. I know you need it. X" Think I need the bottle! but a double will do for now | |||
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"Baileys plenty ice please! Have a double.. I know you need it. X Think I need the bottle! but a double will do for now " Aww.. Taken two bottles ffs | |||
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"Baileys plenty ice please! Have a double.. I know you need it. X Think I need the bottle! but a double will do for now Aww.. Taken two bottles ffs " | |||
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"Really?? Why are you offering me a drink when I am obviously studying hard for my exam on Tuesday?? A wee drink tonight then study over the weekend. Good luck for Tuesday.xx" I will certainly be having a drink tomorrow night when I am at a party!! Thanks for the luck as I am needing it xx | |||
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"Gin and let the weekend beGIN, I’m neither one nor the other though so stuck in the middle stealers wheel style You know that says stuck in the middle with you. " Getting a wee bit sticky can be fun | |||
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"Baileys plenty ice please! " Make that 2. Im buying. | |||
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"Baileys plenty ice please! Make that 2. Im buying. " Mind it’s a double | |||
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"Baileys plenty ice please! Make that 2. Im buying. Mind it’s a double " Aye but be knows it's an open bar | |||
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"Baileys plenty ice please! Make that 2. Im buying. Mind it’s a double Aye but be knows it's an open bar " Well aye, no one ever offers to buy a baileys other wise | |||
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"Baileys plenty ice please! Make that 2. Im buying. Mind it’s a double Aye but be knows it's an open bar Well aye, no one ever offers to buy a baileys other wise " That's not true. | |||
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"I'd like sex on the beach barman... And an irn bru Get some irn in youuuuu.... " Good job the fab bar is in Troon.. Let's go.. | |||
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"I'd like sex on the beach barman... And an irn bru Get some irn in youuuuu.... Good job the fab bar is in Troon.. Let's go.. " grabs the nuts.. And heads | |||
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"I'd like sex on the beach barman... And an irn bru Get some irn in youuuuu.... Good job the fab bar is in Troon.. Let's go.. grabs the nuts.. And heads " Ouch. | |||
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"Baileys plenty ice please! Make that 2. Im buying. Mind it’s a double " In that case 2 doubles bartender . Nobody will accuse me of going cheap on a lady. | |||
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"Baileys plenty ice please! Make that 2. Im buying. Mind it’s a double In that case 2 doubles bartender . Nobody will accuse me of going cheap on a lady. " I'm gonna need to see your Id first sir. You need to be a certain age to buy alcohol.. | |||
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"Baileys plenty ice please! " Havnt seen you in here before KGirl, i have to say its refreshing to have someone so lovely in. Can i get you another. | |||
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"Baileys plenty ice please! Make that 2. Im buying. Mind it’s a double In that case 2 doubles bartender . Nobody will accuse me of going cheap on a lady. I'm gonna need to see your Id first sir. You need to be a certain age to buy alcohol.. " Haha your a star barman, i havnt been asked for my id in over 30 years. | |||
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"Baileys plenty ice please! Havnt seen you in here before KGirl, i have to say its refreshing to have someone so lovely in. Can i get you another. " Yes please I have been known to frequent the fab bar every now and again, not for a while though | |||
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"Baileys plenty ice please! Havnt seen you in here before KGirl, i have to say its refreshing to have someone so lovely in. Can i get you another. Yes please I have been known to frequent the fab bar every now and again, not for a while though " Would you like to join me on a softer seat in a booth ? | |||
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"Baileys plenty ice please! Havnt seen you in here before KGirl, i have to say its refreshing to have someone so lovely in. Can i get you another. Yes please I have been known to frequent the fab bar every now and again, not for a while though Would you like to join me on a softer seat in a booth ?" That would be nice, thank you | |||
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"Ooh, I'd love a Babycham. In a proper glass with the deer on it. I hate imitations. " Your wish is the batman's command. Coming right up. | |||
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"Ooh, I'd love a Babycham. In a proper glass with the deer on it. I hate imitations. " Ohh hello, what are you doing here. x | |||
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"Ooh, I'd love a Babycham. In a proper glass with the deer on it. I hate imitations. Ohh hello, what are you doing here. x" Having a babycham... I think. | |||
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"Ooh, I'd love a Babycham. In a proper glass with the deer on it. I hate imitations. Ohh hello, what are you doing here. x" Apparently she came looking for the real thing | |||
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"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ?" Plenty room | |||
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"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ?" Ill be wanting a sizeable tip for the waiter service mind. | |||
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"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ? Plenty room " I will be over in 2 seconds kgirl. "Hey jack a think im in here bud, nudge nudge wink wink. Keep the baileys coming mate" | |||
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"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ? Plenty room I will be over in 2 seconds kgirl. "Hey jack a think im in here bud, nudge nudge wink wink. Keep the baileys coming mate"" Better hope she makes good decisions when d*unk Mt devil... The bottle is full.. | |||
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"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ? Plenty room I will be over in 2 seconds kgirl. "Hey jack a think im in here bud, nudge nudge wink wink. Keep the baileys coming mate" Better hope she makes good decisions when d*unk Mt devil... The bottle is full.. " Soon find out I guess | |||
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"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ? Plenty room I will be over in 2 seconds kgirl. "Hey jack a think im in here bud, nudge nudge wink wink. Keep the baileys coming mate" Better hope she makes good decisions when d*unk Mt devil... The bottle is full.. " Its her baaaad decisions im more interested in , gotta go bud , dont want her to slip off my hook. | |||
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"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ? Plenty room I will be over in 2 seconds kgirl. "Hey jack a think im in here bud, nudge nudge wink wink. Keep the baileys coming mate" Better hope she makes good decisions when d*unk Mt devil... The bottle is full.. Its her baaaad decisions im more interested in , gotta go bud , dont want her to slip off my hook. " | |||
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"Ill take a large jack and cola and some ice please x " *pours cola over his own head and ice down his shirt.* Here you go | |||
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"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ?" Thank you, but no. I don't want to intrude. I will see you in the morning x | |||
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"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ? Thank you, but no. I don't want to intrude. I will see you in the morning x " Would you like anither babycham? | |||
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"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ? Thank you, but no. I don't want to intrude. I will see you in the morning x Would you like anither babycham? " I am actually enjoying a real deal glass right now so I shall pass on the virtual one. | |||
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"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ? Plenty room I will be over in 2 seconds kgirl. "Hey jack a think im in here bud, nudge nudge wink wink. Keep the baileys coming mate" Better hope she makes good decisions when d*unk Mt devil... The bottle is full.. Its her baaaad decisions im more interested in , gotta go bud , dont want her to slip off my hook. " Fancy getting out of here kgirl, we could grab a taxi to the casino , see if we can get on a winner and top our night off with a wee nightcap somewhere. | |||
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"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ? Thank you, but no. I don't want to intrude. I will see you in the morning x Would you like anither babycham? I am actually enjoying a real deal glass right now so I shall pass on the virtual one. " OK. No problem.. I'll go back to pretending to polish the glasses with a tea towel. Enjoy your night. | |||
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"Bartender another 2 baileys plz and sent it over to the booth in the corner. Would you like to join us too She Devil. ? Plenty room I will be over in 2 seconds kgirl. "Hey jack a think im in here bud, nudge nudge wink wink. Keep the baileys coming mate" Better hope she makes good decisions when d*unk Mt devil... The bottle is full.. Its her baaaad decisions im more interested in , gotta go bud , dont want her to slip off my hook. Fancy getting out of here kgirl, we could grab a taxi to the casino , see if we can get on a winner and top our night off with a wee nightcap somewhere. " Sounds good to me | |||
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"Vodka and Diet Coke for me Coming up.. Are you celebrating or drowning? Barmen are great listeners. Am bored lmao watching what/if on Netflix can I get some munchies with that lol Yip.. Have a nice cocktail sausage. Eek cocktail sausage if that’s all yer offering lmao " Sorry.. You can only work. With what you've got.. If you don't hold it against me. I won't hold it against you. | |||
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"Goodnight Jack , cheers again , hic, oops. " The pleasures all yours buddy.. Good luck. | |||
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"Goodnight Jack , cheers again , hic, oops. The pleasures all yours buddy.. Good luck. " | |||
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