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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some enlighten, some baffle... two my Mum used to say were...

"Black as the Earl of Hell's Sunday waistcoat" (When you'd been out playing with your pals all day) and my personal favourite when my sister or I would wail "but that's not fair!!!"

"No and neither's the hair on a black mans head"... probably can't say that now in our snowflake society

Do you have a favourite saying...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My father used to tell me, " Find a penny pick it up and all day.... . You'll have an extra penny in your pocket. Your lick is what you make it."

He also used to tell me he wasn't a discriminatory, he hated everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My father used to tell me, " Find a penny pick it up and all day.... . You'll have an extra penny in your pocket. Your lick is what you make it."

He also used to tell me he wasn't a discriminatory, he hated everyone. "

I sometimes think my Mum said things to baffle us... a distraction tactic lol - perhaps your Dad was the same

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By *rjaffa33Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Some enlighten, some baffle... two my Mum used to say were...

"Black as the Earl of Hell's Sunday waistcoat" (When you'd been out playing with your pals all day) and my personal favourite when my sister or I would wail "but that's not fair!!!"

"No and neither's the hair on a black mans head"... probably can't say that now in our snowflake society

Do you have a favourite saying...??? "

ypu definitely cant say that nowadays...snowflake society or not. In the same way you cant say 'Do you think I came up the Clyde in a banana boat?'

Times change and all that but there are a lot of shockers out there that its difficult to comprehend how they were ever acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some enlighten, some baffle... two my Mum used to say were...

"Black as the Earl of Hell's Sunday waistcoat" (When you'd been out playing with your pals all day) and my personal favourite when my sister or I would wail "but that's not fair!!!"

"No and neither's the hair on a black mans head"... probably can't say that now in our snowflake society

Do you have a favourite saying...???

ypu definitely cant say that nowadays...snowflake society or not. In the same way you cant say 'Do you think I came up the Clyde in a banana boat?'

Times change and all that but there are a lot of shockers out there that its difficult to comprehend how they were ever acceptable."

Indeed though to be fair (like the hair ) it really isn't a derogatory saying at all unlike the banana boat one which does carry negative connotations of slavery etc. Still lets stay cheery and on topic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you Irish or something ?

Blonde moment ?

Face like a well skelped arse

Fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch

I tend to find most well known quips tend to be derogatory about someone, whenever people seem to praise you it’s comparing you to something rather than someone

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

My dad once said there were two kinds of people in the world givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.

So now my saying to my kids is givers need to set limits as takers rarely do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it looks like shit, and smells like shit, then step away or you'll feel like shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’ve nothing nice to say, say nothing

If you can’t be good be careful

If at first you don’t succeed try try again(unless of course it puts you on the register)

Ambitions and goals are only set by the limits you put on yourself

Unless your a judge or juror, don’t judge

Only you alone can be the best version of you

If you don’t like who you see in the mirror, you need to change your perspective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’ve nothing nice to say, say nothing

If you can’t be good be careful

If at first you don’t succeed try try again(unless of course it puts you on the register)

Ambitions and goals are only set by the limits you put on yourself

Unless your a judge or juror, don’t judge

Only you alone can be the best version of you

If you don’t like who you see in the mirror, you need to change your perspective "

If you can't be good. Be good at it

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ne'er cast a cloot till the month of May be oot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All grand wee sayings in their own way but might well adopt this one, thanks Lilmizz

So now my saying to my kids is givers need to set limits as takers rarely do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ye fall and break yer leg, don't come running tae me

Or

Do you want something to greet for....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ne'er cast a cloot till the month of May be oot.

"
what does that mean though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If ye fall and break yer leg, don't come running tae me

Or

Do you want something to greet for.... "

The former is particularly appropriate eh missis lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ne'er cast a cloot till the month of May be oot.

what does that mean though? "

It's something to do with not trusting that there could still be a frost even at the end of May... to do with farming I think... dinna quote me on that mind ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If ye fall and break yer leg, don't come running tae me

Or

Do you want something to greet for....

The former is particularly appropriate eh missis lol "
absolutely, only another 3 weeks to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ne'er cast a cloot till the month of May be oot.

what does that mean though?

It's something to do with not trusting that there could still be a frost even at the end of May... to do with farming I think... dinna quote me on that mind ya "
oh right, need to ask my mother if she knows that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If ye fall and break yer leg, don't come running tae me

Or

Do you want something to greet for....

The former is particularly appropriate eh missis lol absolutely, only another 3 weeks to go "

oooer then you will be FIT for... stuff

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By *p for anything 123Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

Cheques in the post and I promise I won't cum in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If ye fall and break yer leg, don't come running tae me

Or

Do you want something to greet for....

The former is particularly appropriate eh missis lol absolutely, only another 3 weeks to go

oooer then you will be FIT for... stuff "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If ye fall and break yer leg, don't come running tae me

Or

Do you want something to greet for.... "

My mum used to tell me, "You're gonna wake up dead one day"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If ye fall and break yer leg, don't come running tae me

Or

Do you want something to greet for....

My mum used to tell me, "You're gonna wake up dead one day" "
yea, I mean... How does that even happen

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

My mum when I used to have to take medication when a young loon* if it doesnt kill you it will cure you so open your mouth and swallow your pills*

Wtf mum why giving me something that could kill me

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By *dglasgow30TV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

Do you think am buttoned up the back?

Yir arse is hinging out the windy, now shut up.

Hell slap it in to you cause if he won't I will

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If ye fall and break yer leg, don't come running tae me

Or

Do you want something to greet for....

My mum used to tell me, "You're gonna wake up dead one day" yea, I mean... How does that even happen "

I say that awwwww the time... when it happens I'll come tell you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum when I used to have to take medication when a young loon* if it doesnt kill you it will cure you so open your mouth and swallow your pills*

Wtf mum why giving me something that could kill me "

Because you ruined her pelvic floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheques in the post and I promise I won't cum in your mouth "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you think am buttoned up the back?

Yir arse is hinging out the windy, now shut up.

Hell slap it in to you cause if he won't I will"

lmao love that last one Jo ages since I used it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This gonna hurt me more than it will hurt you... Bullshit. I never once saw heard him howl the way I did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This gonna hurt me more than it will hurt you... Bullshit. I never once saw heard him howl the way I did. "

True - lying hound!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother used to tell me she would switch the TV off till I came back from the shops for her.. So I wouldn't miss anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mother used to tell me she would switch the TV off till I came back from the shops for her.. So I wouldn't miss anything "

LOL!!! My Mum told me next doors dog had gone to "live on a farm" (I loved that dog)... I was 32 before she told me it was put down and right up to that moment I had never doubted it

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By *issxxx73Woman
over a year ago

my own world

If the grass looks greener on the other side..

Its fake..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or be quiet when the snooker is on. You'll put him off if you don't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If the grass looks greener on the other side..

Its fake.. "

Nowadays that's very true lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or be quiet when the snooker is on. You'll put him off if you don't. "

Lol like the cat's who look for the ball behind the telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ask my mum what's for dinner she would always say if it's.

Translates to if it's there you'll get if not you'll not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you ask my mum what's for dinner she would always say if it's.

Translates to if it's there you'll get if not you'll not"

Mine use to say., "wait and see"..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mammies are so wise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heids full o wee motors and they are all crashing into each other.

Go and play slides on the roof.

Go and play Tig with the busses.

Crust will give you hair on your chest or make your hair curly.

You could nae draw your bum along the hound.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cannot hold what is not in your hand"....wee Granny's favourite saying, usually when we thought the dog had dropped one but then realised it was her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""You cannot hold what is not in your hand"....wee Granny's favourite saying, usually when we thought the dog had dropped one but then realised it was her."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you ask my mum what's for dinner she would always say if it's.

Translates to if it's there you'll get if not you'll not"
I always got told shite n sugar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""You cannot hold what is not in your hand"....wee Granny's favourite saying, usually when we thought the dog had dropped one but then realised it was her. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you ask my mum what's for dinner she would always say if it's.

Translates to if it's there you'll get if not you'll not I always got told shite n sugar "

I got told cauld tatties and herring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words "

I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words

I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny "

I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?

You got a confession Jack ?

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words

I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny

I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?

You got a confession Jack ? "

Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words

I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny

I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?

You got a confession Jack ? "

Did you just assume Jack's sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words

I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny

I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?

You got a confession Jack ?

Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie! "

Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words

I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny

I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?

You got a confession Jack ?

Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!

Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!"

They knew you where a lost cause

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words

I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny

I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?

You got a confession Jack ?

Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!

Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!"

I'd expect you to be one imparting the wisdom, Doggy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words

I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny

I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?

You got a confession Jack ?

Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!

Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!"

Awwww...ffs..i thought it was kinda like, "if you take care of the pennies, the pounds will take care of themselves."

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words

I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny

I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?

You got a confession Jack ?

Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!

Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!

Awwww...ffs..i thought it was kinda like, "if you take care of the pennies, the pounds will take care of themselves." "

Jim Bowen used to say that!

Here's another pearler from him;

"Keep out of the black and stay in the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words

I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny

I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?

You got a confession Jack ?

Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!

Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!

Awwww...ffs..i thought it was kinda like, "if you take care of the pennies, the pounds will take care of themselves."

Jim Bowen used to say that!

Here's another pearler from him;

"Keep out of the black and stay in the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed"!

"

Aye but I think Jim was fond of "a few more than two" in the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words

I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny

I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?

You got a confession Jack ?

Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!

Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!

Awwww...ffs..i thought it was kinda like, "if you take care of the pennies, the pounds will take care of themselves."

Jim Bowen used to say that!

Here's another pearler from him;

"Keep out of the black and stay in the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed"!

"

Remember the wee neds at school talking about one in the pink and one in the brown....lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words

I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny

I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?

You got a confession Jack ?

Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!

Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!

They knew you where a lost cause "

#grannyknewawasadurty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigela lawson can be a wee dirty too. Heard her with ma own ears...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nigela lawson can be a wee dirty too. Heard her with ma own ears... "

Here....you've no.....with Nigella???? Have ye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nigela lawson can be a wee dirty too. Heard her with ma own ears...

Here....you've no.....with Nigella???? Have ye? "
maybe.

Nah. I only go for blondes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I'd probably make an exception for a taste of her... Buns

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words

I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny

I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?

You got a confession Jack ?

Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!

Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!

Awwww...ffs..i thought it was kinda like, "if you take care of the pennies, the pounds will take care of themselves."

Jim Bowen used to say that!

Here's another pearler from him;

"Keep out of the black and stay in the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed"!

Remember the wee neds at school talking about one in the pink and one in the brown....lovely. "

Still happens at my graft, Doggy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nigela lawson can be a wee dirty too. Heard her with ma own ears...

Here....you've no.....with Nigella???? Have ye? maybe.

Nah. I only go for blondes "

With roots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words

I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny

I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?

You got a confession Jack ?

Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!

Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!

They knew you where a lost cause

#grannyknewawasadurty "

If you've got it flaunt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words

I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny

I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?

You got a confession Jack ?

Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!

Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!

Awwww...ffs..i thought it was kinda like, "if you take care of the pennies, the pounds will take care of themselves."

Jim Bowen used to say that!

Here's another pearler from him;

"Keep out of the black and stay in the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed"!

Remember the wee neds at school talking about one in the pink and one in the brown....lovely.

Still happens at my graft, Doggy!

"

Ffs.. Does no one appreciate poetry any more, "one in the pink and one in the stink".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the river runs red use the dirt track instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nigela lawson can be a wee dirty too. Heard her with ma own ears...

Here....you've no.....with Nigella???? Have ye? maybe.

Nah. I only go for blondes

With roots? "
what's that saying.. Ye don't look at the fireplace, when poking the fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nigela lawson can be a wee dirty too. Heard her with ma own ears...

Here....you've no.....with Nigella???? Have ye? maybe.

Nah. I only go for blondes

With roots? what's that saying.. Ye don't look at the fireplace, when poking the fire "

Give us a week....the Canestan should have kicked in and that burny feeling won't be a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words

I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny

I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?

You got a confession Jack ?

Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!

Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!

Awwww...ffs..i thought it was kinda like, "if you take care of the pennies, the pounds will take care of themselves."

Jim Bowen used to say that!

Here's another pearler from him;

"Keep out of the black and stay in the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed"!

Remember the wee neds at school talking about one in the pink and one in the brown....lovely.

Still happens at my graft, Doggy!

Ffs.. Does no one appreciate poetry any more, "one in the pink and one in the stink". "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the river runs red use the dirt track instead "

Noooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nigela lawson can be a wee dirty too. Heard her with ma own ears...

Here....you've no.....with Nigella???? Have ye? maybe.

Nah. I only go for blondes

With roots? what's that saying.. Ye don't look at the fireplace, when poking the fire

Give us a week....the Canestan should have kicked in and that burny feeling won't be a problem "
.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"Do you think am buttoned up the back?

Yir arse is hinging out the windy, now shut up.

Hell slap it in to you cause if he won't I will

lmao love that last one Jo ages since I used it "

I never said nowt ya senile old bag xx

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"Nigela lawson can be a wee dirty too. Heard her with ma own ears... "

Ooofftttt Nigellas kinda sexy actually, the big 'meat pounding' punch up the knickers that she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nigela lawson can be a wee dirty too. Heard her with ma own ears...

Ooofftttt Nigellas kinda sexy actually, the big 'meat pounding' punch up the knickers that she is "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nigela lawson can be a wee dirty too. Heard her with ma own ears...

Ooofftttt Nigellas kinda sexy actually, the big 'meat pounding' punch up the knickers that she is "

She is one of my picks for a dream threesome.. (not saying if it is nigella it vixy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words

I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny

I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?

You got a confession Jack ?

Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!

Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!"

You would need some size of haun for you ha'penny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nigela lawson can be a wee dirty too. Heard her with ma own ears...

Ooofftttt Nigellas kinda sexy actually, the big 'meat pounding' punch up the knickers that she is

She is one of my picks for a dream threesome.. (not saying if it is nigella it vixy. "
I know lol lucky Nigella

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By *orWullieMan
over a year ago

Dunoon


"Ne'er cast a cloot till the month of May be oot.

what does that mean though?

It's something to do with not trusting that there could still be a frost even at the end of May... to do with farming I think... dinna quote me on that mind ya oh right, need to ask my mother if she knows that one "

This one is actually misquoted, the saying should be ne'er cast a cloot til may is oot.

Cloot just means clothes. So don't take off layers of clothing until May is out. The part many people don't know is May does not refer to the month but to the May flower, which is an old name for hawthorn which tends not to flower until the warmer weather comes in.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

nigella could tenderise me before roasting anytime

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By *illy7239Man
over a year ago

Stenhousemuir

My gran was a heavy smoker and I always remember my dad used to say to her

It's not the cough that carries you off its the coffin they carry you off in.

She lived till she was 95

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nigela lawson can be a wee dirty too. Heard her with ma own ears...

Ooofftttt Nigellas kinda sexy actually, the big 'meat pounding' punch up the knickers that she is

She is one of my picks for a dream threesome.. (not saying if it is nigella it vixy. I know lol lucky Nigella "

Maybe ONE DAY.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nigela lawson can be a wee dirty too. Heard her with ma own ears...

Ooofftttt Nigellas kinda sexy actually, the big 'meat pounding' punch up the knickers that she is

She is one of my picks for a dream threesome.. (not saying if it is nigella it vixy. I know lol lucky Nigella

Maybe ONE DAY. "
lolol. Very good!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Very good!! "

I don't know who you've been taking to.. But a tenner says they are lying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Very good!!

I don't know who you've been taking to.. But a tenner says they are lying.

"
lol enough you shhhhhh

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

I'd like to butter Nigellas parsnips

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be


"I'd like to butter Nigellas parsnips "

She could certainly pickle my walnuts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She could batter my sausage.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

She could nibble my balloon knot

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

I know i broke from culinary analogies... But i dont even care!

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be


"I know i broke from culinary analogies... But i dont even care!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my grans favourite was

whats for you wont go by you

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By *orWullieMan
over a year ago

Dunoon

Trying to watch the telly just now with the kids in the room reminds me of one of my mums sayings.

You make a better door than you do a window.

In other words, I can't see through you, get out of the way of the TV!

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By *cottish G83Man
over a year ago

norton


"Nigela lawson can be a wee dirty too. Heard her with ma own ears... "

Nigela is absolutely stunning natural beauty xx

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By *p for anything 123Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

There's more skid marks on that toilet than Elton John's Helmut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you think am buttoned up the back?

Yir arse is hinging out the windy, now shut up.

Hell slap it in to you cause if he won't I will

lmao love that last one Jo ages since I used it

I never said nowt ya senile old bag xx"

Stop with the lovey dovey patter ye’ll make me blush

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ne'er cast a cloot till the month of May be oot.

what does that mean though?

It's something to do with not trusting that there could still be a frost even at the end of May... to do with farming I think... dinna quote me on that mind ya oh right, need to ask my mother if she knows that one

This one is actually misquoted, the saying should be ne'er cast a cloot til may is oot.

Cloot just means clothes. So don't take off layers of clothing until May is out. The part many people don't know is May does not refer to the month but to the May flower, which is an old name for hawthorn which tends not to flower until the warmer weather comes in."

That’s that sorted - thanks

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"Ne'er cast a cloot till the month of May be oot.

what does that mean though?

It's something to do with not trusting that there could still be a frost even at the end of May... to do with farming I think... dinna quote me on that mind ya oh right, need to ask my mother if she knows that one

This one is actually misquoted, the saying should be ne'er cast a cloot til may is oot.

Cloot just means clothes. So don't take off layers of clothing until May is out. The part many people don't know is May does not refer to the month but to the May flower, which is an old name for hawthorn which tends not to flower until the warmer weather comes in.

That’s that sorted - thanks "

Aye, least now ye know yer annual wideon will be here sometime in June  x

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By *illy7239Man
over a year ago

Stenhousemuir

Never eat yellow snow

The old ones are the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ne'er cast a cloot till the month of May be oot.

what does that mean though?

It's something to do with not trusting that there could still be a frost even at the end of May... to do with farming I think... dinna quote me on that mind ya oh right, need to ask my mother if she knows that one

This one is actually misquoted, the saying should be ne'er cast a cloot til may is oot.

Cloot just means clothes. So don't take off layers of clothing until May is out. The part many people don't know is May does not refer to the month but to the May flower, which is an old name for hawthorn which tends not to flower until the warmer weather comes in.

That’s that sorted - thanks

Aye, least now ye know yer annual wideon will be here sometime in June  x

"

Not if it’s covered with ma “cloot”

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"Ne'er cast a cloot till the month of May be oot.

what does that mean though?

It's something to do with not trusting that there could still be a frost even at the end of May... to do with farming I think... dinna quote me on that mind ya oh right, need to ask my mother if she knows that one

This one is actually misquoted, the saying should be ne'er cast a cloot til may is oot.

Cloot just means clothes. So don't take off layers of clothing until May is out. The part many people don't know is May does not refer to the month but to the May flower, which is an old name for hawthorn which tends not to flower until the warmer weather comes in.

That’s that sorted - thanks

Aye, least now ye know yer annual wideon will be here sometime in June  x

Not if it’s covered with ma “cloot” "

a clooty 'dumpring'

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

I think I said that out loud

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I said that out loud "

Lmao I’m gonna call it that from now on

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Ne'er cast a cloot till the month of May be oot.

what does that mean though?

It's something to do with not trusting that there could still be a frost even at the end of May... to do with farming I think... dinna quote me on that mind ya "

Almost this, but its not the month of May, its may(hawthorn) blossom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you ask my mum what's for dinner she would always say if it's.

Translates to if it's there you'll get if not you'll not

Mine use to say., "wait and see".. "

Shit wi sugar on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words

I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny

I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?

You got a confession Jack ?

Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!

Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!

Awwww...ffs..i thought it was kinda like, "if you take care of the pennies, the pounds will take care of themselves."

Jim Bowen used to say that!

Here's another pearler from him;

"Keep out of the black and stay in the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed"!

Remember the wee neds at school talking about one in the pink and one in the brown....lovely.

Still happens at my graft, Doggy!

"

One in the pink one in the stink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one thing I remind myself of always

It's always ok in the end, if it's not ok then it's not the end.

Also I was saying it is what it is long before Love Island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one thing I remind myself of always

It's always ok in the end, if it's not ok then it's not the end.

Also I was saying it is what it is long before Love Island"

It's always ok in your end! Good to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If at first you don't succeed, pull your foreskin oor yer heed

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By *e-subCouple
over a year ago

north ayrshire

"Better than a Slater up yer nose"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind changes your face will stay like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Better than a Slater up yer nose" "

Ohhhhh ffs that’s awful who the hell said that to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If the wind changes your face will stay like that "

I say that a lot...

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

I remember my mum saying to me when i was about 14... Nobody likes a smartarse.

And i said "why have i got more friends than you then?"

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Even at 14 i had it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Even at 14 i had it

"

See you... you and yer legs...

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By *e-subCouple
over a year ago

north ayrshire


""Better than a Slater up yer nose"

Ohhhhh ffs that’s awful who the hell said that to you "

Well there is a lot of better things hehe, normally said when some things are not as good as it could be, so a reminder that things are not as bad as it seems. xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Better than a Slater up yer nose"

Ohhhhh ffs that’s awful who the hell said that to you

Well there is a lot of better things hehe, normally said when some things are not as good as it could be, so a reminder that things are not as bad as it seems. xx"

Lol yes, very true... a slater up your nose is such a graphic image - aye... not much worse than that in the moment xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad used to love to ask anyone in cropped trousers "Is the cat deid?"

He also liked "Your mother's up to high doh" and "That's the baw hit the slates then".

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

newmains

Any time I asked where someone was they'd always 'ran away wi a darkie'. "Take ma Hawn aff yer jaw/arse". The old "6, two 3s n half a dozen" always threw me as a wee yin aswell lol

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