FabSwingers.com forum: Home helper

By *parkle13 OP Woman
over a year ago

Dundee

Think we should have a group for all the singletons .that need help in there houses ..like paint my roof .I'll do all your ironing ect ect .obs that was the clean saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we should have a group for all the singletons .that need help in there houses ..like paint my roof .I'll do all your ironing ect ect .obs that was the clean saying "

Couldn’t agree more so I’m following this thread

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By *parkle13 OP Woman
over a year ago

Dundee

"Think we should have a group for all the singletons .that need help in there houses ..like paint my roof .I'll do all your ironing ect ect .obs that was the clean saying

Couldn’t agree more so I’m following this thread

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need lots done in my house! I could keep a whole squad busy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need lots done in my house! I could keep a whole squad busy! "

That’s a lot of favours to repay lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I need a plumber!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a painter

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By *illy7239Man
over a year ago

Stenhousemuir

I'm a plumber would happily do jobs to get my bathrooms cleaned

That's the thing I hate most in the world lol

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I need a cleaner, plumber, joiner and a gardener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gardner too

Preferably a naked one

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Where’s Albie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

General handyman required here for odd jobs needing done

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By *xybumWoman
over a year ago

East Kilbride

I need a painter and gardener !

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I need a man with a chainsaw...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where’s Albie?"

This is is dream thread

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"I need a man with a chainsaw..."

Hopefully its for a tree and not a person lol. Have a chainsaw if its not a huge 100 year old oak. Pm me.

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By *otskipCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

i like this thread ..have done a few wee jobs for fabbers from here ..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we should have a group for all the singletons .that need help in there houses ..like paint my roof .I'll do all your ironing ect ect .obs that was the clean saying "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Straps on the toolbelt*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t get a good plumber for love nor money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t get a good plumber for love nor money.

Try offering sex im sure they be coming out the woodwork

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By *illy7239Man
over a year ago

Stenhousemuir

"Can’t get a good plumber for love nor money.

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By *parkle13 OP Woman
over a year ago

Dundee

Ha ha should all say what we need and see who replys from ur own town then take it to PM to arrange between ur self...

.I'll go first I need a painter Dundee area ...

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

No one looking for someone to change their batteries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t get a good plumber for love nor money.

Try offering sex im sure they be coming out the woodwork

Tried that and now all he wants to do is shag!

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By *ighlander80884Man
over a year ago

Inverness

Electrician here, just not many Fabbers up here lol

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'll take cat babysitter/feeder please for when I'm away for weekends.

Apply within.

No dog owners!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ball cock needs bent into Shape again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t get a good plumber for love nor money.

Try offering sex im sure they be coming out the woodwork

She's looking for a plumber not a joiner

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

I thought everyone wanted an electrician, nearly every profile states there needs to be a spark.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"No one looking for someone to change their batteries?

Managed to change mine this morning and the new ones work really well

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"No one looking for someone to change their batteries?

Managed to change mine this morning and the new ones work really well

Anything else I can help you with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t get a good plumber for love nor money.

Try offering sex im sure they be coming out the woodwork

She's looking for a plumber not a joiner

Haha very good .

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Can’t get a good plumber for love nor money.

Try offering sex im sure they be coming out the woodwork

Tried that and now all he wants to do is shag!

aye blame him!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I'll take cat babysitter/feeder please for when I'm away for weekends.

Apply within.

No dog owners! "

I do this!

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Where’s Albie?"

Haha, exactly what I was thinking!

He'd just do everyone's unwanted jobs... as long as he was allowed to do them naked!

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'll take cat babysitter/feeder please for when I'm away for weekends.

Apply within.

No dog owners!

I do this!"

Let's talk. I don't mind negotiations extending long into the night.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Where’s Albie?

Haha, exactly what I was thinking!

He'd just do everyone's unwanted jobs... as long as he was allowed to do them naked! "

He’s missing an opportunity here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t get a good plumber for love nor money.

Try offering sex im sure they be coming out the woodwork

Tried that and now all he wants to do is shag!

aye blame him!

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"No one looking for someone to change their batteries?

Managed to change mine this morning and the new ones work really well

Anything else I can help you with?

I'm sure I can think of something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any one needs IT services let me know

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"No one looking for someone to change their batteries?

Managed to change mine this morning and the new ones work really well

Anything else I can help you with?

I'm sure I can think of something

Anything for you

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I'll take cat babysitter/feeder please for when I'm away for weekends.

Apply within.

No dog owners!

I do this!

Let's talk. I don't mind negotiations extending long into the night.

Just like an alley cat!

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"No one looking for someone to change their batteries?

Managed to change mine this morning and the new ones work really well

Anything else I can help you with?

I'm sure I can think of something

Anything for you

Anything? you did see my earlier comment where I need a joiner, plumber, gardener and cleaner?

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'll take cat babysitter/feeder please for when I'm away for weekends.

Apply within.

No dog owners!

I do this!

Let's talk. I don't mind negotiations extending long into the night.

Just like an alley cat!

The cheek! A thoroughbred alley cat, I'll have you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need someone to help me wallpaper and paint the ceiling, fell off the ladders the last time I painted the ceiling and broke my wrist. Too small to reach the top of the walls

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I'll take cat babysitter/feeder please for when I'm away for weekends.

Apply within.

No dog owners!

I do this!

Let's talk. I don't mind negotiations extending long into the night.

Just like an alley cat!

The cheek! A thoroughbred alley cat, I'll have you know!

A bird chasing, dirty stop out! Bet you purr when getting your bum rubbed too!

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By *livingMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

I'm handy with plumbing and gardening and cars - all in exchange for a home cooked meal - PM if that is of interest x

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I'm handy with plumbing and gardening and cars - all in exchange for a home cooked meal - PM if that is of interest x"

I’m sure someone will offer meat and 2 veg soon

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'll take cat babysitter/feeder please for when I'm away for weekends.

Apply within.

No dog owners!

I do this!

Let's talk. I don't mind negotiations extending long into the night.

Just like an alley cat!

The cheek! A thoroughbred alley cat, I'll have you know!

A bird chasing, dirty stop out! Bet you purr when getting your bum rubbed too!

Haha, oh, that's not a kitty purr!

Let me know if you need an odd job doing. And don't mistake that as do you need doing by an odd job!

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By *otskipCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Can’t get a good plumber for love nor money.

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now mrs what would you like plumbed in ..? x

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By *bigone81Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I just need my shirts ironed as it takes me ages ... will be watching this closely lol

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By *parkle13 OP Woman
over a year ago

Dundee

"I just need my shirts ironed as it takes me ages ... will be watching this closely lol"

Paint my banisters and ill iron .

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By *itznBobz2018Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Don’t mention plumbers. This plumber is still out working called out to St Andrew’s

Bobz

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By *parkle13 OP Woman
over a year ago

Dundee

"Don’t mention plumbers. This plumber is still out working called out to St Andrew’s

Bobz "

Go past Glasgow .

Womans looking for a plumber ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty useless with DIY but can make a mean cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm am Electrician if anybody needs one

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By *letch1964Man
over a year ago

west lothian

Joiner handy here man payment by flirting lol

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By *edroom.gangsterMan
over a year ago

Glasgow/Edinburgh

I can offer driving services, to appointments, shopping, even to ur night out. In Lanarkshire /Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Building manager turns his hand to most things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do electrical and plumbing work in Edinburgh in return for sexual payment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No naked gardeners....im disappointed

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By *endo888Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

Painter and decorator here If anyone needs me

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Welder here I have a mobile arc welder so no problem if no power at site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to paint my bathroom ceiling, but at 5ft and the positioning of the bathtub, even ladders don’t help.

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By *endo888Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

Stand on the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to paint my bathroom ceiling, but at 5ft and the positioning of the bathtub, even ladders don’t help.

Roller on a pole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to do my ironing

although a joiner who’s willing to go into the loft and do a set of stairs, had money saved up and no one wanted the work so ended up doing several thousand air miles instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to paint my bathroom ceiling, but at 5ft and the positioning of the bathtub, even ladders don’t help.

Roller on a pole.

Aye but that’s no good for cutting in

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By *rinthiaMan
over a year ago

dundee

offering services as a motor mechanic

dignostics servicing, mot, welding,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

General handyman and flooring here. Guaranteed to beat anyone at laminate. Pm if interested

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By *letch1964Man
over a year ago

west lothian

Got a couple of timber battons for place them over the bath you can stand on them

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By *letch1964Man
over a year ago

west lothian

"No naked gardeners....im disappointed

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I don't mind gardening ...do enjoy trimming the odd Bush lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No naked gardeners....im disappointed

I don't mind gardening ...do enjoy trimming the odd Bush lol"

. More than Bush needs cut let me tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr costa is the man for these jobs x

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By *letch1964Man
over a year ago

west lothian

"No naked gardeners....im disappointed

I don't mind gardening ...do enjoy trimming the odd Bush lol

. More than Bush needs cut let me tell ya

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not a problem

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By *dglasgow30TV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

"Think we should have a group for all the singletons .that need help in there houses ..like paint my roof .I'll do all your ironing ect ect .obs that was the clean saying "

Think that's a great idea.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Mr costa is the man for these jobs x

Comes with the fab accreditation on every cup

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Mr costa is the man for these jobs x

Comes with the fab accreditation on every cup

Oh do we get a free cup every time we use you

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Mr costa is the man for these jobs x

Comes with the fab accreditation on every cup

Oh do we get a free cup every time we use you

Some might even get a sweet something to go with it

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Mr costa is the man for these jobs x

Comes with the fab accreditation on every cup

Oh do we get a free cup every time we use you

Some might even get a sweet something to go with it

I may have a few jobs for soon then

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Mechanical and electrical engineer, rather just do the garden though.

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By *ensual masseurMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I could do with a hand around the house and garden.

I’ll pay good rates or exchange services

I have a steam room and can give you a proper massage after it.

I am a professional

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

Pip's got a cleaning and ironing business, and I'm in Property maintenance and All Trades supply...even got Safecontractor accreditation.

Happy to look at any job request!

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By *exylicksMan
over a year ago

airdrie

im electrician too and can work naked lol. But unfortunately i need paid for work lol.

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I work for a funeral directors and happy to trade professional services.

Form an orderly queue folks...

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By *ettercallsaul118Man
over a year ago

Funtown

Offt buisness was cards printed just need to hand them out now lol

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Ladies, let me know if you need a trees removed or hedges trimmed. I’m quite good at trimming the odd bush.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"No one looking for someone to change their batteries?

Does anyone need batteries when you are around!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work for a funeral directors and happy to trade professional services.

Form an orderly queue folks...

Haha any chloroform going.... need it for any victims I come across

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I need lots done in my house! I could keep a whole squad busy! "
I'm interested in helping you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need lots done in my house! I could keep a whole squad busy! I'm interested in helping you out"

Jeezo abie what took you so long this is your dream thread am sure I seen someone looking for a naked gardener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need lots done in my house! I could keep a whole squad busy! I'm interested in helping you out

Jeezo abie what took you so long this is your dream thread am sure I seen someone looking for a naked gardener "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Albie away getting naked to start his list of jobs....

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By *parkle13 OP Woman
over a year ago

Dundee

"offering services as a motor mechanic

dignostics servicing, mot, welding,"

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By *parkle13 OP Woman
over a year ago

Dundee

"I work for a funeral directors and happy to trade professional services.

Form an orderly queue folks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm useless at everything, so if you need help doing anything, I'm more than happy to help but you will regret it!

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

I'm good at teaching folks to walk on crutches ,and swear profusely in Italian

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By *illy7239Man
over a year ago

Stenhousemuir

If anyone needs help with there plumbing give me a shout lol

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"No one looking for someone to change their batteries?

Does anyone need batteries when you are around!!"

Haha you know batteries aren’t required, it’s my way of gaining access to the toy box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm good at teaching folks to walk on crutches ,and swear profusely in Italian

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Gardner too

Preferably a naked one

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anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gardner too

Preferably a naked one

anytime "
erm.. Think I've got it covered albie

. Thanks though

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"No naked gardeners....im disappointed

I don't mind gardening ...do enjoy trimming the odd Bush lol

. More than Bush needs cut let me tell ya

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I'm here I do anything nude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

General handy an here in Edinburgh, happy to help out with wee jobs for a flirt!

Joinery, plumbing and basic electrical

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

Job done first? Or fuck first? Or to put it another way - who gets screwed over first?

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By *reeMan
over a year ago

Paisley

It's Scotland Brrrh! lol

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By *rown_cock_edinMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

IT Issues, drop a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an electrician to trade and turn my hand to most things....

Electrical

Plumbing

Painting and Decorating

Laminate flooring

Flooring in attics

Garden fencing up to 6 foot.

New brake pads, shoes, disks and drums

Just ask if its not listed....

It doesn't hurt to get a price....

Preferably the Dundee area

I also like coffee,chat and fucking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only person who prefers non Fab workers... for very obvious reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, I need a plumber!"
what’s wrong like

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