FabSwingers.com forum: Pet Peves

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What really bugs you on here....

We love how people say they are discrete and expect the same back.

Then they leave a verification saying "Met them last night, Mrs gives amazing blow job and he knows just what to do with his cock"... discrete?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What really bugs you on here....

We love how people say they are discrete and expect the same back.

Then they leave a verification saying "Met them last night, Mrs gives amazing blow job and he knows just what to do with his cock"... discrete?"

OMG this ! There’s no need for explicit details, leave some to the imagination, although I was guilty of this purely to wind someone up when Myself and said guy were being stalked, and yes other persons buttons were well and truly pushed lol not normally into such childish behaviour but I was going through a lot of shot at the time and got overly worked up lol my bad

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

There's loads, but I try not to let them bother me these days and just get on with my own fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you not hide your verification?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pretend open mindedness about and supposed libertarian attitude towards sex that some people have.

It's up to an individual who they want to have sex with or not and nobody else's business.

If they don't want you, have some self respect and walk away with your dignity in tact. Don't hound, badger or threaten.

The only time I'm really interested in who's shagging who is if I fancy the two parties involved and then it provides good fantasy material!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folk making money from fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Photos that are 10 years old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The constant cock picks you get.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"Folk making money from fab. "

Folk paying and feeding the folk asking for money. Dafties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Facebook-isation of Fab.

All about the 'likes'.

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

People not reading profiles before messaging then getting arsey when you say no ta even though why you’ve said no ta is in profile.

Dick pics with first message (or just in general)

Pushyness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of demands on a profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines are there to save folk time tho

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By *TBSMan
over a year ago

close enough

Sense of entitlement.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

People who cant or wont read a fucking profile before sending a shite message...

People who think everyones as desperate as they are...

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Oh and pestering! No means No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines are there to save folk time tho

Its the ones, that say Must send a face pic, must put this in the title must, must, must.

I always think, fuck you I'm off to look at a nicer profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh nah there just arseholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judgemental people who think fab should only be used the way that the think it should be and everyone that does use it that way are wrong and shouldn't be on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who cant or wont read a fucking profile before sending a shite message...

People who think everyones as desperate as they are..."
sorry

. I'll leave you be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passive aggressive Forum Posts pretending that they are contributing to threads when they are usually doing one of two things: 1) Being smart arses and trying to antagonise people or; 2) Belittling people in attempt to come across as all “edgy” and original. In both instances it’s just shit stirring and as the old saying goes “He who stirreth the shite must licketh the spoon”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White knighting.

Folk that agree with their mates even when they pm others to agree with what the other poster said lol

All very childish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No even cock pics but pics of close up arseholes literally, a honestly font want to ever see a shit covered shit box opening a message!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"420" nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who message you asking to send a face pic, you do so, and they block you. Not even a rely saying no thanks. Just a block.

And I ain’t Tom hardy but I ain’t Quasimodo either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone want to have some fun tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The pretend open mindedness about and supposed libertarian attitude towards sex that some people have.

It's up to an individual who they want to have sex with or not and nobody else's business.

If they don't want you, have some self respect and walk away with your dignity in tact. Don't hound, badger or threaten.

The only time I'm really interested in who's shagging who is if I fancy the two parties involved and then it provides good fantasy material!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Passive aggressive Forum Posts pretending that they are contributing to threads when they are usually doing one of two things: 1) Being smart arses and trying to antagonise people or; 2) Belittling people in attempt to come across as all “edgy” and original. In both instances it’s just shit stirring and as the old saying goes “He who stirreth the shite must licketh the spoon”"

Now that Theresa may is gone, this is EXACTLY the type of shit that we’re going to have to deal with regards Brexit. God, I miss that woman and her sexy heels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The amount of cretins on here that can’t spell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arguing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The amount of cretins on here that can’t spell! "
harsh

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By *nnaTVEdinb2TV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The messages to meet and then if I dont fancy the guy the reply saying 'your not that convincing' followed by being blocked. Just happened again

Actually find it funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The messages to meet and then if I dont fancy the guy the reply saying 'your not that convincing' followed by being blocked. Just happened again

Actually find it funny"
was it from a convincing 'straight' guy? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harsh, but true!

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"People who message you asking to send a face pic, you do so, and they block you. Not even a rely saying no thanks. Just a block.

And I ain’t Tom hardy but I ain’t Quasimodo either!"

I thought this kinda shit happened to me...Haha glad I ain't the only one

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"People who message you asking to send a face pic, you do so, and they block you. Not even a rely saying no thanks. Just a block.

And I ain’t Tom hardy but I ain’t Quasimodo either!

I thought this kinda shit happened to me...Haha glad I ain't the only one"

Nope happens all the time. Nearly all the time.

Rest say no thanks which is fine. I guess.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

lol...

I love the "convincing" term... convince you of what?... I and many others aren't pretending to be anything, openly Trans so need to convince anyone of anything.

The whole convincing term was invented by guys who need the pretence themselves to convince themselves their not Bi because they fancy you

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"lol...

I love the "convincing" term... convince you of what?... I and many others aren't pretending to be anything, openly Trans so need to convince anyone of anything.

The whole convincing term was invented by guys who need the pretence themselves to convince themselves their not Bi because they fancy you

How do you convince them the penis isn’t there during sex?

Elaborate mirror trick?

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"lol...

I love the "convincing" term... convince you of what?... I and many others aren't pretending to be anything, openly Trans so need to convince anyone of anything.

The whole convincing term was invented by guys who need the pretence themselves to convince themselves their not Bi because they fancy you

How do you convince them the penis isn’t there during sex?

Elaborate mirror trick?

The term convincing is in relation to appearing feminine. being openly Trans makes no attempt to deceive over what genitals are present.

Poor effort, now run along... X

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By *icecoupleCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Using the word ‘Yous’. ‘What do yous like’? Pet hate!

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

Somebody not reading profile or respecting it

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

People calling a vulva a vagina really pisses on my cheerios, for some reason.

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By *izzymayWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

People not giveing you time to answer there first question and boom you have another two when you haven't even replayed to the first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's "couples" accounts when it's just the man trying to coax people into meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creepy pricks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Creepy pricks."

Creepy pricks who send you messages with your real name in them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones you block coming back repeatedly with new accounts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Creepy pricks.

Creepy pricks who send you messages with your real name in them...

That would freak me right out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Creepy pricks.

Creepy pricks who send you messages with your real name in them...

Why does anyone think that's acceptable? Total power trip, isn't it.

Prick....

Think I need chocolate this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Creepy pricks.

Creepy pricks who send you messages with your real name in them...

Why does anyone think that's acceptable? Total power trip, isn't it.

Prick....

Think I need chocolate this morning

He tries to be anonymous, but I know who he is. I just ignore him now.

Yes, chocolate. Always

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

Dick pics as a hello message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who try to be controversial just to make themselves look big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who try to be controversial just to make themselves look big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who try to be controversial just to make themselves look big"

Folk who repeat themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who try to be controversial just to make themselves look big

Folk who repeat themselves

Folk that need chocolate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who try to be controversial just to make themselves look big

Folk who repeat themselves

You looking for a fight Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who try to be controversial just to make themselves look big

Folk who repeat themselves

You looking for a fight Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who try to be controversial just to make themselves look big

Folk who repeat themselves

You looking for a fight Mrs

She is! Already threatened to come round and beat me off.... Eh up I meant up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it's "couples" accounts when it's just the man trying to coax people into meets. "

People that are not liberal minded enough to accept that, a man can be in a relationship with his penis and, his penis is named Cassandra.

You missed out buddy.

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Keyboard warriors or folk just arguing for the sake of it. Just makes my must avoid list bigger

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By *hrekfionaCouple
over a year ago

Leven

When guy CD/TVs say "who wants to fuck my tight pussy"

Just no that's not what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you point out you don't meet bi guys..oh i just put that there to meet more cpls ..I'd never touch another guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Folk making money from fab. "

You really don't like that! do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a classic update this morn with a girl looking for a guy to give her a lift home from work. FFS.

Sadest part is some gulible fool will probably do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys sending you their phone numbers in a 1st message..

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Expectations I'd meet everyone only because I'm in here and throw a hissy fit when I decline.

Suppose that could go under entitlement as well.

Or people getting huffy because I don't reply within 2 minutes

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"Expectations I'd meet everyone only because I'm in here and throw a hissy fit when I decline.

Suppose that could go under entitlement as well.

Or people getting huffy because I don't reply within 2 minutes "

*on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean you dont? Lol

I though all us chick had to meet someone just because they were free

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean you dont? Lol

I though all us chick had to meet someone just because they were free

Lol"

It written in the fine print now am free now my place or yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah we are all sitting about with our sussies and stockings peepthrough bra waiting on your messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah we are all sitting about with our sussies and stockings peepthrough bra waiting on your messages

Talkin' aboot?....I'm only ever in my crotchless knickers at Farmfoods?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah we are all sitting about with our sussies and stockings peepthrough bra waiting on your messages

Talkin' aboot?....I'm only ever in my crotchless knickers at Farmfoods?

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which farm foods

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Yeah we are all sitting about with our sussies and stockings peepthrough bra waiting on your messages

Talkin' aboot?....I'm only ever in my crotchless knickers at Farmfoods?

And here's me been hanging about Lidl all this time. What a waste!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah we are all sitting about with our sussies and stockings peepthrough bra waiting on your messages

Talkin' aboot?....I'm only ever in my crotchless knickers at Farmfoods?

I thought mums went to Iceland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah we are all sitting about with our sussies and stockings peepthrough bra waiting on your messages

Talkin' aboot?....I'm only ever in my crotchless knickers at Farmfoods?

And here's me been hanging about Lidl all this time. What a waste!

Lidl is Thursday and Strap On Day....Sake! Get with the programme numb nuts

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Yeah we are all sitting about with our sussies and stockings peepthrough bra waiting on your messages

Talkin' aboot?....I'm only ever in my crotchless knickers at Farmfoods?

And here's me been hanging about Lidl all this time. What a waste!

Lidl is Thursday and Strap On Day....Sake! Get with the programme numb nuts

That's exactly what I was hoping for. Mind and bring the durable cast iron one. I'll be at the fruit & veg aisle fondling the cucumbers.

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