FabSwingers.com forum: If you were an animal?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What sort of animal would you be?

Got told recently Id be a goldfish as they have a "shitty life expectancy"

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By *inUpGirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What sort of animal would you be?

Got told recently Id be a goldfish as they have a "shitty life expectancy"

Hahaha some goldfish live along time trust me!!

I'd be an octopus I think as I feel like I've got 8 hands for all the things I juggle but also they don't look much, however they are really smart and have a very good memory x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An owl.

Because I'm wise, feathery and I can turn my head round 360 degrees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog.

I'm loyal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkey

Am a cheaky cunt sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Panda.

Just cause I think they're extremely cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A patchyderm cos they have fat asses

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By *ad ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Tiger. But a gentle one

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

A polar bear as they look cute and cuddly but they are actually extremely fiesty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorilla or Orangutan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A silver fox.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sloth.

Can't be arsed saying why....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shark. I bite, I don’t sleep and I eat fish for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horse "

Is that cause you like to shite in the street?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A polar bear as they look cute and cuddly but they are actually extremely fiesty! "

Would make cute babies with a Panda

....actually, you'd probably eat me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horse "

If I was a horse my wife might actually gee me a ride now and again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat ..coz i can be friendly and purrrrrrr lol but can be fierce and bite when needed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wolf, penguin, ant, bee, fox or dolphin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A shark. I bite, I don’t sleep and I eat fish for breakfast

Are you not already a rabbit?

And leave my mates alone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A polar bear as they look cute and cuddly but they are actually extremely fiesty!

Would make cute babies with a Panda

....actually, you'd probably eat me."

I thought that's what you were on here for Mrs?

Watching you 2 "mate" would be a pervy zookeepers fantasy!

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

It's like a bad episode of Blind Date. Waiting for 'our graham' with a reminder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's like a bad episode of Blind Date. Waiting for 'our graham' with a reminder

You'd be an echidna. They've got 4 helmuts

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

"It's like a bad episode of Blind Date. Waiting for 'our graham' with a reminder

You'd be an echidna. They've got 4 helmuts

That is fuckin beyond freaky. I'll take it, thanks!

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'd be an octopus I think as I feel like I've got 8 hands for all the things I juggle but also they don't look much, however they are really smart and have a very good memory x"

My little octopus

I'd be a hedgehog or a sloth

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sloth.

Can't be arsed saying why...."
that made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An excitable and cute puppy that just wants to be stroked and played with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pug.

Short, pudgy and always sneezing due to allergies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An excitable and cute puppy that just wants to be stroked and played with "

So very much the same as you are now?

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I know a lawyer who could have been a rhino. Thick, horny and charged a lot.

. BOOM BOOM.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

According to an online test im a penguin.

Witty, Meticulous, Intelligent, Dual-natured, Inscrutable, Self-conscious.

But I would prefer to be a Kaiju

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Its gottq be the Tasmanian Devil, its one evil looking mother fucker, but the Aussies absolutely adore it, just like Scotland loves its Scottish counterpart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A German shepherd scrap yard guard dog . Beware

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Crow

Xxx

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Crab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crab"

Genital or Crustacean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changing mine tae a budgie... Perched on one leg

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Crab

Genital or Crustacean? "

Either fits for a crabbit b*stard

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Anything nocturnal as I'm not that big on sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Changing mine tae a budgie... Perched on one leg

Flamingo surely?

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fox.....of course... Cover my tracks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Changing mine tae a budgie... Perched on one leg

Flamingo surely?

always one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Changing mine tae a budgie... Perched on one leg

Flamingo surely?

always one

Well I don't think anyone could cope with two of me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An owl.

Because I'm wise, feathery and I can turn my head round 360 degrees.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Today I'd be a sloth... Mainly due to lack of sleep and inconsiderate neighbours

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