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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Working in someone’s house today fitting a bathroom and felt like the normal friendly banter with her was almost moving to a bit of heavy flirting. Feel that it might get to the end of the week and she will ask for a discount and a bit of fun

Optimistic thinking or does that actually happen?

Been in the building trade a while and have heard a few stories but never actually happened to me. Always thought the guys telling the stories were talking nonsense but after today am not so sure

Jay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it business.

Anything other than flirting could get you into alot of bother.

But ultimately it's your choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keep it business.

Anything other than flirting could get you into alot of bother.

But ultimately it's your choice.

It’s something that always crosses my mind with customers think it does with every workie but have always managed to keep it Buissness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's actually my biggest fantasy but would never cross that line.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?"

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"It's actually my biggest fantasy but would never cross that line."

Need those dishes doing oldie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

I'm not really an agreeable sort

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

Ah but was it a rich tea biscuit or a chocolate hobnob??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

Ah but was it a rich tea biscuit or a chocolate hobnob??

Chocolate hobnob. Nice and strong even when wet after being dipped in

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

Ah but was it a rich tea biscuit or a chocolate hobnob??

Rich tea finger then the deals done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first job as an apprentice I slept with a customer, nearly cost me my job as she started calling my work looking for me as I thought if was a one off but she wanted more I ended up telling my boss what happened and git a written warning

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"My first job as an apprentice I slept with a customer, nearly cost me my job as she started calling my work looking for me as I thought if was a one off but she wanted more I ended up telling my boss what happened and git a written warning

How many written warnings did your jealous boss give you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many written warnings did your jealous boss give you

She only gave me one

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

I'm not really an agreeable sort

You always come across as such an amenable person to me

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

Ah but was it a rich tea biscuit or a chocolate hobnob??

Chocolate hobnob. Nice and strong even when wet after being dipped in

So it got dunked a few times then

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

I'm not really an agreeable sort

You always come across as such an amenable person to me

Put that Gin away

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

Heavy flirting is when you are offered a muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

I'm not really an agreeable sort

You always come across as such an amenable person to me

You've been reading someone else's posts

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Should have told her one of your infamous jokes that would have stopped her

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

Heavy flirting is when you are offered a muffin

Two muffins

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

I'm not really an agreeable sort

You always come across as such an amenable person to me

You've been reading someone else's posts "

Think I’m getting you mixed up with He devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

I'm not really an agreeable sort

You always come across as such an amenable person to me

You've been reading someone else's posts "

Really? More than one person share that opinion surely???

I think you're fucking hilarious, a real little ray of sunshine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

I'm not really an agreeable sort

You always come across as such an amenable person to me

You've been reading someone else's posts

Think I’m getting you mixed up with He devil

He'll like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have told her one of your infamous jokes that would have stopped her

I would have got my jotters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

I'm not really an agreeable sort

You always come across as such an amenable person to me

You've been reading someone else's posts

Think I’m getting you mixed up with He devil

He'll like that"

Probably the nicest thing any one has said about him, if I was you I'd be offended though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

I'm not really an agreeable sort

You always come across as such an amenable person to me

You've been reading someone else's posts

Think I’m getting you mixed up with He devil

He'll like that

Probably the nicest thing any one has said about him, if I was you I'd be offended though

That takes up far too much energy

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

I'm not really an agreeable sort

You always come across as such an amenable person to me

You've been reading someone else's posts

Think I’m getting you mixed up with He devil

He'll like that

Probably the nicest thing any one has said about him, if I was you I'd be offended though

That takes up far too much energy "

I started off being complimentary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

I'm not really an agreeable sort

You always come across as such an amenable person to me

You've been reading someone else's posts

Think I’m getting you mixed up with He devil

He'll like that

Probably the nicest thing any one has said about him, if I was you I'd be offended though

That takes up far too much energy

I started off being complimentary

Complimentary....like the bottle of water in a Hotel?

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By *nowy and the GruffaloCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

If you are doing cheap bathrooms in return for sexual favours you could really be onto something!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

I'm not really an agreeable sort

You always come across as such an amenable person to me

You've been reading someone else's posts

Really? More than one person share that opinion surely???

I think you're fucking hilarious, a real little ray of sunshine!!

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"It's actually my biggest fantasy but would never cross that line."

I could just come round and hammer in nails into things. Fantasy sorted

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By *azzle DazzleCouple
over a year ago

strathaven

"Working in someone’s house today fitting a bathroom and felt like the normal friendly banter with her was almost moving to a bit of heavy flirting. Feel that it might get to the end of the week and she will ask for a discount and a bit of fun

Optimistic thinking or does that actually happen?

Been in the building trade a while and have heard a few stories but never actually happened to me. Always thought the guys telling the stories were talking nonsense but after today am not so sure

Jay "
A week to fit a bathroom suite, you are lucky she isnt charging you dig money.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

I'm not really an agreeable sort

You always come across as such an amenable person to me

You've been reading someone else's posts

Think I’m getting you mixed up with He devil

He'll like that"

You mean HELL like that

Anyway back to the OP

OP go for it !!

Yeah yeah yeah

You will get all the gloom n doom stories but hey , yer a bathroom fitter , you just go self employed. Think what your worst outcome is . Your boss finds out you humped a customer. Not sure there has been a precedent set at an industrial tribunal of shagging a customer that wanted her nat king cole and being sacked for it . Unless you brought the company into disrepute for being a shit ride.

Go for it bud , make us proud . Get that ladies plumbing sorted right out.

You only live once.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Many moons ago when I used to do cash in hand jobs, I fitted flooring in one lady's house.

I finished the job in a few hours, had the usual cup of tea and biccies and went on my way after being paid. Few weeks later we bumped into one another by chance in a pub in the town and it ended in a great few weeks of fun.

Sadly that's the only time I've ever benifited from

working in anyone's home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was having a fling with a joiner

Now ex hubby and I needed some work doing so I encouraged said joiner to quote along with others for the job

Anyways he got the job, my now ex hubby thought he seemed liked a great guy who quoted a very reasonable price for the work funnily enough

So for the next week we had a win win situation. Work done at discounted price with added benefits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's actually my biggest fantasy but would never cross that line."

Love the idea too but too much could go wrong.

If you've misinterpreted her signals or she just likes a flirt and no more, it's not worth risking your job over.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"It's actually my biggest fantasy but would never cross that line.

Love the idea too but too much could go wrong.

If you've misinterpreted her signals or she just likes a flirt and no more, it's not worth risking your job over."

Cmon mrs D what could possibly go wrong if you humped a workies leg or 2.

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By *easer pleaser 69Man
over a year ago

naughty thoughts in your head

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

I'm not really an agreeable sort

You always come across as such an amenable person to me

You've been reading someone else's posts

Think I’m getting you mixed up with He devil

He'll like that

You mean HELL like that

Anyway back to the OP

OP go for it !!

Yeah yeah yeah

Go for it bud , make us proud . Get that ladies plumbing sorted right out.

You only live once.

Yes give her a good plunge

get your plunger wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my 45 years of working in houses I only got together with 2 customers and they were both when I was in my 20s.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you mean by ' almost '?

Did she offer you a cup of tea?

She always offers tea but today she asked if I wanted a biscuit with it. As am sure you will agree heavy flirting

I'm not really an agreeable sort

You always come across as such an amenable person to me

You've been reading someone else's posts

Think I’m getting you mixed up with He devil

He'll like that

You mean HELL like that

Anyway back to the OP

OP go for it !!

Yeah yeah yeah

Go for it bud , make us proud . Get that ladies plumbing sorted right out.

You only live once.

Already self employed it’s just the Buissness reputation that could be knackered if I’ve read the situation wrong but am sure all will be fine. Never know it could open up a whole new clientele

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's actually my biggest fantasy but would never cross that line.

Love the idea too but too much could go wrong.

If you've misinterpreted her signals or she just likes a flirt and no more, it's not worth risking your job over."

“Love the idea”

. Sure you guys aren't needing any work done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's actually my biggest fantasy but would never cross that line.

Love the idea too but too much could go wrong.

If you've misinterpreted her signals or she just likes a flirt and no more, it's not worth risking your job over.

“Love the idea”

. Sure you guys aren't needing any work done

You've got your hands full at the moment by the sounds of things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's actually my biggest fantasy but would never cross that line.

Love the idea too but too much could go wrong.

If you've misinterpreted her signals or she just likes a flirt and no more, it's not worth risking your job over.

“Love the idea”

. Sure you guys aren't needing any work done

You've got your hands full at the moment by the sounds of things

Yeah I think I have and from what she’s wearing today I 100% read the flirting the way it was intended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's actually my biggest fantasy but would never cross that line.

Love the idea too but too much could go wrong.

If you've misinterpreted her signals or she just likes a flirt and no more, it's not worth risking your job over.

“Love the idea”

. Sure you guys aren't needing any work done

You've got your hands full at the moment by the sounds of things

Yeah I think I have and from what she’s wearing today I 100% read the flirting the way it was intended

So the hob nob and the knob knob will both be getting dunked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m never lucky enough to have any hot workies come so any work at mine lol well except the guy who did my first deck in the garden he was yummy but personality of a plank of wood, he got the job because of flirting lol gave the neighbours something to watch for the day lol but alas the fb flirting was fun but actually able to have a decent conversation in person was dire so ended up not going there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's actually my biggest fantasy but would never cross that line.

Love the idea too but too much could go wrong.

If you've misinterpreted her signals or she just likes a flirt and no more, it's not worth risking your job over.

“Love the idea”

. Sure you guys aren't needing any work done

You've got your hands full at the moment by the sounds of things

Any good at extensions heard she looking for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's actually my biggest fantasy but would never cross that line.

Love the idea too but too much could go wrong.

If you've misinterpreted her signals or she just likes a flirt and no more, it's not worth risking your job over.

“Love the idea”

. Sure you guys aren't needing any work done

You've got your hands full at the moment by the sounds of things

Any good at extensions heard she looking for one

No that kind of extension

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's actually my biggest fantasy but would never cross that line.

Love the idea too but too much could go wrong.

If you've misinterpreted her signals or she just likes a flirt and no more, it's not worth risking your job over.

“Love the idea”

. Sure you guys aren't needing any work done

You've got your hands full at the moment by the sounds of things

Any good at extensions heard she looking for one

No that kind of extension

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's actually my biggest fantasy but would never cross that line.

Love the idea too but too much could go wrong.

If you've misinterpreted her signals or she just likes a flirt and no more, it's not worth risking your job over.

“Love the idea”

. Sure you guys aren't needing any work done

You've got your hands full at the moment by the sounds of things

Any good at extensions heard she looking for one

No that kind of extension

I'm sure he could get it up in no time though... But I'd check his qualifications... It might not last too long.

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