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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Feel free to add your own (yep, I'm bored)

There once was a lady on fab who......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel free to add your own (yep, I'm bored)

There once was a lady on fab who...... "

Who got rather mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel free to add your own (yep, I'm bored)

There once was a lady on fab who...... "

Was flooded with mail and dick pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She tripped on the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel free to add your own (yep, I'm bored)

There once was a lady on fab who......

Was flooded with mail and dick pics"

She was beating them off with big sticks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feel free to add your own (yep, I'm bored)

There once was a lady on fab who......

Was flooded with mail and dick pics

She was beating them off with big sticks "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One day though.... To her surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My big cock brought tears to her eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As she laughed at its size

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She proceeded to get out her vileda mop and brand new bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She proceeded to get out her vileda mop and brand new bucket "

When there was a sharp knock at the door... on opening it there stood two policemen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She proceeded to get out her vileda mop and brand new bucket

When there was a sharp knock at the door... on opening it there stood two policemen... "

Who handcuffed and frisked hey, she said, I have two not very concealed weapons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She proceeded to get out her vileda mop and brand new bucket

When there was a sharp knock at the door... on opening it there stood two policemen...

Who handcuffed and frisked hey, she said, I have two not very concealed weapons "

The good cop said "That's why we are here madam... the neighbours have lodged a complaint"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You best come in then officers. As she houked her best red granny knickers up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You best come in then officers. As she houked her best red granny knickers up "

The bad cop said "No no madam we are here to take DOWN your particulars"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Being moist at the thought (sweaty) she said....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being moist at the thought (sweaty) she said.... "

Is that a truncheon or are you just pleased to see ne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being moist at the thought (sweaty) she said....

Is that a truncheon or are you just pleased to see ne"

With a wicked smile he produced a set of handcuffs...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And a can of wd40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being moist at the thought (sweaty) she said....

Is that a truncheon or are you just pleased to see ne

With a wicked smile he produced a set of handcuffs..."

She said I have town leather studded ones, hands behind your back please

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

But before you do that...spread your cheeks and lift your sack...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But before you do that...spread your cheeks and lift your sack..."
of washing and we can make a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But before you do that...spread your cheeks and lift your sack... of washing and we can make a start "

I don't have a washing machine.. But as can jump in the the hot tub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But before you do that...spread your cheeks and lift your sack... of washing and we can make a start

I don't have a washing machine.. But as can jump in the the hot tub. "

The nice copper reply I have no trunks with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But before you do that...spread your cheeks and lift your sack... of washing and we can make a start

I don't have a washing machine.. But as can jump in the the hot tub.

The nice copper reply I have no trunks with me"

only ma budgie smugglers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But before you do that...spread your cheeks and lift your sack... of washing and we can make a start

I don't have a washing machine.. But as can jump in the the hot tub.

The nice copper reply I have no trunks with me only ma budgie smugglers "

Sadly, they are smuggling a really small budgie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But before you do that...spread your cheeks and lift your sack... of washing and we can make a start

I don't have a washing machine.. But as can jump in the the hot tub.

The nice copper reply I have no trunks with me only ma budgie smugglers

Sadly, they are smuggling a really small budgie. "

his name isn't gearstick by chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But before you do that...spread your cheeks and lift your sack... of washing and we can make a start

I don't have a washing machine.. But as can jump in the the hot tub.

The nice copper reply I have no trunks with me only ma budgie smugglers

Sadly, they are smuggling a really small budgie. his name isn't gearstick by chance "

Actually it is, kinda like calling a tall guy shorty, he says.

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

but shorty can be norty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which ones shorty and which ones norty then" she said as she slowly...

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

You asking me this now? It's too cold to be asking such questions....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You asking me this now? It's too cold to be asking such questions...."

Breathlessly she whispered "Ohhh I'm so sorry officer... will you have to take me to the station?"

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By *ad ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

There was a hot lady on fab,

Who began to gradually go mad,

She was in pain from her ankle,

And it started to rankle,

As she wanted some fun and be bad.

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By *lderbutexperiencedMan
over a year ago

Cumbernauld

There once was a lady on Fab who was feeling quite lonely and sad she was messaged by a guy who was nice who said he could spice up her life so they met for a drink and a chat then she suggested his house or her flat the kissing the caressing was unreal an orgasmic lust she did feel this is what she had missed for so long and soon she was smiling on song her new FB was one of the best and for months kiltoon got no rest but it was worth it.

Kiltoon

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"You asking me this now? It's too cold to be asking such questions....

Breathlessly she whispered "Ohhh I'm so sorry officer... will you have to take me to the station?" "

Oh god no.....you are getting on your knees to apologize to shorty.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can I not trust any of you while I'm gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You asking me this now? It's too cold to be asking such questions....

Breathlessly she whispered "Ohhh I'm so sorry officer... will you have to take me to the station?"

Oh god no.....you are getting on your knees to apologize to shorty....."

"would you allow me to get my magnifying glass first? My glasses aren't powerful enough."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Can I not trust any of you while I'm gone

"

Don't lie you loving all the copper chat, you had this wet dream before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You asking me this now? It's too cold to be asking such questions....

Breathlessly she whispered "Ohhh I'm so sorry officer... will you have to take me to the station?"

Oh god no.....you are getting on your knees to apologize to shorty.....

"would you allow me to get my magnifying glass first? My glasses aren't powerful enough." "

"No" he said masterfully... you will wear this blindfold whilst...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Can I not trust any of you while I'm gone

Don't lie you loving all the copper chat, you had this wet dream before "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You asking me this now? It's too cold to be asking such questions....

Breathlessly she whispered "Ohhh I'm so sorry officer... will you have to take me to the station?"

Oh god no.....you are getting on your knees to apologize to shorty.....

"would you allow me to get my magnifying glass first? My glasses aren't powerful enough."

"No" he said masterfully... you will wear this blindfold whilst..."

I go get ma bingo dabber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good to see you are all hard at work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You asking me this now? It's too cold to be asking such questions....

Breathlessly she whispered "Ohhh I'm so sorry officer... will you have to take me to the station?"

Oh god no.....you are getting on your knees to apologize to shorty.....

"would you allow me to get my magnifying glass first? My glasses aren't powerful enough."

"No" he said masterfully... you will wear this blindfold whilst...I go get ma bingo dabber "

Heart racing she put on the blindfold only to find...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good to see you are all hard at work! "

Actually I am.. well am at work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good to see you are all hard at work!

Actually I am.. well am at work... "

I have a wee break.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You asking me this now? It's too cold to be asking such questions....

Breathlessly she whispered "Ohhh I'm so sorry officer... will you have to take me to the station?"

Oh god no.....you are getting on your knees to apologize to shorty.....

"would you allow me to get my magnifying glass first? My glasses aren't powerful enough."

"No" he said masterfully... you will wear this blindfold whilst...

I prepare the cola taste test "

Her heart raced even faster...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good to see you are all hard at work!

Actually I am.. well am at work...

I have a wee break. "

So did vixy... hence the boot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good to see you are all hard at work! "
and I've just been 'treated' by the NHS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good to see you are all hard at work!

Actually I am.. well am at work...

I have a wee break.

So did vixy... hence the boot "

Vixy getting the boot makes a change from her giving the boot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good to see you are all hard at work!

Actually I am.. well am at work...

I have a wee break.

So did vixy... hence the boot

Vixy getting the boot makes a change from her giving the boot. "

The two policemen looked at each other in the midst of all the chaos and decided that all the above posters...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good to see you are all hard at work!

Actually I am.. well am at work...

I have a wee break.

So did vixy... hence the boot

Vixy getting the boot makes a change from her giving the boot.

The two policemen looked at each other in the midst of all the chaos and decided that all the above posters... "

Are high., so they called the drug squad. Which sent the OP into meltdown.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good to see you are all hard at work!

Actually I am.. well am at work...

I have a wee break. "

A Short amount of time or a time for a pee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And she lived happily ever after...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until...

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The phone rang......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good to see you are all hard at work!

Actually I am.. well am at work...

I have a wee break.

A Short amount of time or a time for a pee?"

You need longer at my age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The phone rang......"

It was Anne summers.., "you left a few items in out changing room."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The phone rang......

It was Anne summers.., "you left a few items in out changing room." "

some of which are rather odd, a generator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The phone rang......

It was Anne summers.., "you left a few items in out changing room." some of which are rather odd, a generator "

A bucket of water, and whay looked to be a pile of singed hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now the drug squad and the two policemen were joined by CID...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now the drug squad and the two policemen were joined by CID... "

And Jane thinks to herself, "this is the perfect time to Rob the bank on the other side of the city.".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now the drug squad and the two policemen were joined by CID...

And Jane thinks to herself, "this is the perfect time to Rob the bank on the other side of the city.". "

Jane... was already halfway there but needed a look out and driver so on the way she...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now the drug squad and the two policemen were joined by CID...

And Jane thinks to herself, "this is the perfect time to Rob the bank on the other side of the city.".

Jane... was already halfway there but needed a look out and driver so on the way she... "

Checked out who's near on fab.. Immediately one profile caught her eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now the drug squad and the two policemen were joined by CID...

And Jane thinks to herself, "this is the perfect time to Rob the bank on the other side of the city.".

Jane... was already halfway there but needed a look out and driver so on the way she...

Checked out who's near on fab.. Immediately one profile caught her eyes. "

his name was the budgie smuggler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now the drug squad and the two policemen were joined by CID...

And Jane thinks to herself, "this is the perfect time to Rob the bank on the other side of the city.".

Jane... was already halfway there but needed a look out and driver so on the way she...

Checked out who's near on fab.. Immediately one profile caught her eyes. his name was the budgie smuggler "

The problem was he drove a little red corvette.. Jane wanted the A team van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now the drug squad and the two policemen were joined by CID...

And Jane thinks to herself, "this is the perfect time to Rob the bank on the other side of the city.".

Jane... was already halfway there but needed a look out and driver so on the way she...

Checked out who's near on fab.. Immediately one profile caught her eyes. his name was the budgie smuggler

The problem was he drove a little red corvette.. Jane wanted the A team van "

and a motorbike in case she needed a quick getaway... but just as she

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now the drug squad and the two policemen were joined by CID...

And Jane thinks to herself, "this is the perfect time to Rob the bank on the other side of the city.".

Jane... was already halfway there but needed a look out and driver so on the way she...

Checked out who's near on fab.. Immediately one profile caught her eyes. his name was the budgie smuggler

The problem was he drove a little red corvette.. Jane wanted the A team van

and a motorbike in case she needed a quick getaway... but just as she "

Thought always lost pussy destroyer pulls up in the A team van pulling a bike and says jump in red

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

We got to go and kill bill....I want the pussy wagon back......

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