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"I’m not the most observant of people and I generally don’t notice guys looking at my boobs in public but I noticed yesterday Is it an automatic thing? What do they thinks when they look?" I don’t really look at peoples boobs, sure some do though | |||
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"I’m not the most observant of people and I generally don’t notice guys looking at my boobs in public but I noticed yesterday Is it an automatic thing? What do they thinks when they look?" Ohhh ffs Non ya might regret asking that one lolol   | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework " lol I can’t exactly hide mine but they are definitely not an advert for mating... not in general public | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework " | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework "I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework "  | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x"The world is full of interesting paradoxes | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x"They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh? | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh? "Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate  | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh? "If that is how you see it then if course | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate "Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate "Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes | |||
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... I actually, mostly don't go there first. I'm too fixated on eyes.  | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes "LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. | |||
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"See I’m going for the more basic ... remember look don’t touch ... " It'll keep you oot o jail for sure  | |||
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"As they tend to, "come out" more in the summer it reminds me to buy melons, apples or tomatoes. ... I actually, mostly don't go there first. I'm too fixated on eyes. "Funny though they are all the "fruits" of procreation lol - ooooer eyes you say | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich." so true | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich." | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true"Ooofty Vixy ANNO | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true"I'd prefer a nice omelette with red onions, mushrooms and ham, tea and a slice of toast please. | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true
Ooofty Vixy ANNO "I could really go a cheese ham and pickle sandwich now | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true
I'd prefer a nice omelette with red onions, mushrooms and ham, tea and a slice of toast please. "Jeeeze now I'm hungry  | |||
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"I’ve always had folk noticing my boobs I’ve kinda gotten used to it now, first time ever though it was a d*unk guy and I was 16 my boobs litterally appeared overnight and this guy was really being a leach in the street in middle of the day at the Highland games, so I punched him and sent him flying over a railing and then police ended up getting involved I was both angry and upset at same time, now I just take it with a pinch of salt " Oh my - bet he never did that again | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true
Ooofty Vixy ANNO
I could really go a cheese ham and pickle sandwich now "A classic, must be realllly strong cheddar though - none of that namby pamby mild rubbish | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true
Ooofty Vixy ANNO
I could really go a cheese ham and pickle sandwich now
A classic, must be realllly strong cheddar though - none of that namby pamby mild rubbish "Sounds good be around at lunch time | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true
Ooofty Vixy ANNO
I could really go a cheese ham and pickle sandwich now
A classic, must be realllly strong cheddar though - none of that namby pamby mild rubbish
Sounds good be around at lunch time "Alas I've only got a roast beef salad  | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true
Ooofty Vixy ANNO
I could really go a cheese ham and pickle sandwich now
A classic, must be realllly strong cheddar though - none of that namby pamby mild rubbish
Sounds good be around at lunch time
Alas I've only got a roast beef salad "I suppose that will do if I get away with stare at your boobs while we eat | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true
Ooofty Vixy ANNO
I could really go a cheese ham and pickle sandwich now
A classic, must be realllly strong cheddar though - none of that namby pamby mild rubbish
Sounds good be around at lunch time
Alas I've only got a roast beef salad
I suppose that will do if I get away with stare at your boobs while we eat "As it's a bank holiday weekend awright sakes | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true
Ooofty Vixy ANNO
I could really go a cheese ham and pickle sandwich now
A classic, must be realllly strong cheddar though - none of that namby pamby mild rubbish
Sounds good be around at lunch time
Alas I've only got a roast beef salad
I suppose that will do if I get away with stare at your boobs while we eat
As it's a bank holiday weekend awright sakes "Excellent see you soon | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true
Ooofty Vixy ANNO
I could really go a cheese ham and pickle sandwich now
A classic, must be realllly strong cheddar though - none of that namby pamby mild rubbish
Sounds good be around at lunch time
Alas I've only got a roast beef salad
I suppose that will do if I get away with stare at your boobs while we eat
As it's a bank holiday weekend awright sakes
Excellent see you soon "You'll recognise me... I'll be the one with the boobs oot, a slice of roast beef in wan haun and a bit of lollo rosso in the other | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true
Ooofty Vixy ANNO
I could really go a cheese ham and pickle sandwich now
A classic, must be realllly strong cheddar though - none of that namby pamby mild rubbish
Sounds good be around at lunch time
Alas I've only got a roast beef salad
I suppose that will do if I get away with stare at your boobs while we eat
As it's a bank holiday weekend awright sakes
Excellent see you soon
You'll recognise me... I'll be the one with the boobs oot, a slice of roast beef in wan haun and a bit of lollo rosso in the other "I thought I was eating it off your boobs | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true
Ooofty Vixy ANNO
I could really go a cheese ham and pickle sandwich now
A classic, must be realllly strong cheddar though - none of that namby pamby mild rubbish
Sounds good be around at lunch time
Alas I've only got a roast beef salad
I suppose that will do if I get away with stare at your boobs while we eat
As it's a bank holiday weekend awright sakes
Excellent see you soon
You'll recognise me... I'll be the one with the boobs oot, a slice of roast beef in wan haun and a bit of lollo rosso in the other
I thought I was eating it off your boobs "You can do yer masterchef and arrange them on there  | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true
Ooofty Vixy ANNO
I could really go a cheese ham and pickle sandwich now
A classic, must be realllly strong cheddar though - none of that namby pamby mild rubbish
Sounds good be around at lunch time
Alas I've only got a roast beef salad
I suppose that will do if I get away with stare at your boobs while we eat
As it's a bank holiday weekend awright sakes
Excellent see you soon
You'll recognise me... I'll be the one with the boobs oot, a slice of roast beef in wan haun and a bit of lollo rosso in the other
I thought I was eating it off your boobs
You can do yer masterchef and arrange them on there "Sounds like a cracking lunch but going by your logic abo e I no longer need a sandwich | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true
Ooofty Vixy ANNO
I could really go a cheese ham and pickle sandwich now
A classic, must be realllly strong cheddar though - none of that namby pamby mild rubbish
Sounds good be around at lunch time
Alas I've only got a roast beef salad
I suppose that will do if I get away with stare at your boobs while we eat
As it's a bank holiday weekend awright sakes
Excellent see you soon
You'll recognise me... I'll be the one with the boobs oot, a slice of roast beef in wan haun and a bit of lollo rosso in the other
I thought I was eating it off your boobs
You can do yer masterchef and arrange them on there
Sounds like a cracking lunch but going by your logic abo e I no longer need a sandwich " | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true
Ooofty Vixy ANNO
I could really go a cheese ham and pickle sandwich now
A classic, must be realllly strong cheddar though - none of that namby pamby mild rubbish
Sounds good be around at lunch time
Alas I've only got a roast beef salad
I suppose that will do if I get away with stare at your boobs while we eat
As it's a bank holiday weekend awright sakes
Excellent see you soon
You'll recognise me... I'll be the one with the boobs oot, a slice of roast beef in wan haun and a bit of lollo rosso in the other
I thought I was eating it off your boobs
You can do yer masterchef and arrange them on there
Sounds like a cracking lunch but going by your logic abo e I no longer need a sandwich
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"As they tend to, "come out" more in the summer it reminds me to buy melons, apples or tomatoes. ... I actually, mostly don't go there first. I'm too fixated on eyes.
Funny though they are all the "fruits" of procreation lol - ooooer eyes you say "Eyes are the windows to the soul.. And you rarely get slapped or kicked in the nuts for staring at them.. | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true
Ooofty Vixy ANNO
I could really go a cheese ham and pickle sandwich now
A classic, must be realllly strong cheddar though - none of that namby pamby mild rubbish
Sounds good be around at lunch time
Alas I've only got a roast beef salad
I suppose that will do if I get away with stare at your boobs while we eat
As it's a bank holiday weekend awright sakes
Excellent see you soon
You'll recognise me... I'll be the one with the boobs oot, a slice of roast beef in wan haun and a bit of lollo rosso in the other
I thought I was eating it off your boobs
You can do yer masterchef and arrange them on there
Sounds like a cracking lunch but going by your logic abo e I no longer need a sandwich
Can I ask what you do If tge gent has a erection "I put it in a sandwich | |||
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Funny though they are all the "fruits" of procreation lol - ooooer eyes you say
Eyes are the windows to the soul.. And you rarely get slapped or kicked in the nuts for staring at them.. "That is so true... though I'd never be so rude | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true
Ooofty Vixy ANNO "Hey! Sometimes I'm horny and hungry! | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true
Ooofty Vixy ANNO
Hey! Sometimes I'm horny and hungry!"Well you can have some SHORTBREAD | |||
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"Can I ask what I believe to be an obvious question? Why would you object to people staring at your boobs on the street or in the workplace when a great many of the ladies have photos of their tits on public galleries on Fab that random strangers across the globe can ogle. I don’t see the difference." Yeah i was thinking that. I dont mind people looking at me as i take it as a compliment as long as they dont touch. | |||
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"Can I ask what I believe to be an obvious question? Why would you object to people staring at your boobs on the street or in the workplace when a great many of the ladies have photos of their tits on public galleries on Fab that random strangers across the globe can ogle. I don’t see the difference." Surely you can see the difference of staring... 1. at a picture as opposed to in real life 2. This is a swinging site not a public place like Asda - there's a time and place lol Also even if I was at a social I wouldn't appreciate someone staring at my boobs all night, though I may catch them peeking | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework "Hahaha Brilliant Canny wait fur the fanny lesson noo | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
Hahaha
Brilliant
Canny wait fur the fanny lesson noo
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true
Ooofty Vixy ANNO
I could really go a cheese ham and pickle sandwich now
A classic, must be realllly strong cheddar though - none of that namby pamby mild rubbish
Sounds good be around at lunch time
Alas I've only got a roast beef salad
I suppose that will do if I get away with stare at your boobs while we eat
As it's a bank holiday weekend awright sakes
Excellent see you soon
You'll recognise me... I'll be the one with the boobs oot, a slice of roast beef in wan haun and a bit of lollo rosso in the other
I thought I was eating it off your boobs
You can do yer masterchef and arrange them on there
Sounds like a cracking lunch but going by your logic abo e I no longer need a sandwich
Can I ask what you do If tge gent has a erection
I put it in a sandwich "So you gobble them up | |||
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"I’m not the most observant of people and I generally don’t notice guys looking at my boobs in public but I noticed yesterday Is it an automatic thing? What do they thinks when they look?" Yup Tits. Teeth n Fanny area Thats ma three go to places | |||
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"Totally random thought... I remember watching a programme on human behaviour and it said that as humans began to walk on two feet one of the functions of breasts (apart from the obvious one of feeding young) is that it mimics a bottom to a male. Most animals when in season "present" i.e. the female will show her rear indicating she is fertile. As we developed and have binocular front facing vision boobs are a symbol of fertility and readiness to mate... Class over for today - you can awww go shag noo - that's your homework
I see things differently, if everyone liked boobs then no one would like legs or bums, just like some people want to Fix things and others want to break things x
They're all indicators of health and fertility though eh?
Yep, we have evolved complex social structures but sex is a primary drive - everything is here to procreate
Shagging and food....all about filling one of 2 holes
LOL aye, remember, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. so true
Ooofty Vixy ANNO
I could really go a cheese ham and pickle sandwich now
A classic, must be realllly strong cheddar though - none of that namby pamby mild rubbish
Sounds good be around at lunch time
Alas I've only got a roast beef salad
I suppose that will do if I get away with stare at your boobs while we eat
As it's a bank holiday weekend awright sakes
Excellent see you soon
You'll recognise me... I'll be the one with the boobs oot, a slice of roast beef in wan haun and a bit of lollo rosso in the other
I thought I was eating it off your boobs
You can do yer masterchef and arrange them on there
Sounds like a cracking lunch but going by your logic abo e I no longer need a sandwich
Can I ask what you do If tge gent has a erection
I put it in a sandwich
So you gobble them up "One never rushes such things... wink wink | |||
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"Can I ask what I believe to be an obvious question? Why would you object to people staring at your boobs on the street or in the workplace when a great many of the ladies have photos of their tits on public galleries on Fab that random strangers across the globe can ogle. I don’t see the difference." Who objected? | |||
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"I’m not the most observant of people and I generally don’t notice guys looking at my boobs in public but I noticed yesterday Is it an automatic thing? What do they thinks when they look?" Am sorry, not sorry but I think in a low top I would definitely check you out | |||
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"I’m not the most observant of people and I generally don’t notice guys looking at my boobs in public but I noticed yesterday Is it an automatic thing? What do they thinks when they look? Am sorry, not sorry but I think in a low top I would definitely check you out "Lol thanks Think people have taken my post the wrong way, I really don’t mind, I just don’t notice them doing it | |||
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"I’m not the most observant of people and I generally don’t notice guys looking at my boobs in public but I noticed yesterday Is it an automatic thing? What do they thinks when they look? Am sorry, not sorry but I think in a low top I would definitely check you out
Lol thanks
Think people have taken my post the wrong way, I really don’t mind, I just don’t notice them doing it"When I notice a pair of boobs, I usually thing, that's a lovely pair of boobs. | |||
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"I’m not the most observant of people and I generally don’t notice guys looking at my boobs in public but I noticed yesterday Is it an automatic thing? What do they thinks when they look? Am sorry, not sorry but I think in a low top I would definitely check you out
Lol thanks
Think people have taken my post the wrong way, I really don’t mind, I just don’t notice them doing it"Ooops sorry lol | |||
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"I’m not the most observant of people and I generally don’t notice guys looking at my boobs in public but I noticed yesterday Is it an automatic thing? What do they thinks when they look? Am sorry, not sorry but I think in a low top I would definitely check you out
Lol thanks
Think people have taken my post the wrong way, I really don’t mind, I just don’t notice them doing it
Ooops sorry lol "Lol my fault it sounded simple in my head, maybe not the same in text x | |||
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"I’m not the most observant of people and I generally don’t notice guys looking at my boobs in public but I noticed yesterday Is it an automatic thing? What do they thinks when they look?" Could just be the guys are nervous of you and can’t look you in the eye  | |||
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"I’m not the most observant of people and I generally don’t notice guys looking at my boobs in public but I noticed yesterday Is it an automatic thing? What do they thinks when they look? Am sorry, not sorry but I think in a low top I would definitely check you out
Lol thanks
Think people have taken my post the wrong way, I really don’t mind, I just don’t notice them doing it"I know your not complaining but just didn't want to offend anyone else | |||
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"They look great and make the world a better place. Thanks ladies for havi g boobs! Definitely wouldn't want to offend anybody though "Plenty men have boobs too although not as attractive on a male. | |||
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"They look great and make the world a better place. Thanks ladies for havi g boobs! Definitely wouldn't want to offend anybody though
Plenty men have boobs too although not as attractive on a male."I am working hard at getting shot of mine | |||
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"I’m not the most observant of people and I generally don’t notice guys looking at my boobs in public but I noticed yesterday Is it an automatic thing? What do they thinks when they look?" I’m the same never notice but Ginger always lets me know l it’s doesn’t bother me at all .
I’d prob look at your boobs aswell x
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"I’m not the most observant of people and I generally don’t notice guys looking at my boobs in public but I noticed yesterday Is it an automatic thing? What do they thinks when they look?" Being a randy old git, you are blonde with lovely boobs of course I would look lol x | |||
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"I’m not the most observant of people and I generally don’t notice guys looking at my boobs in public but I noticed yesterday Is it an automatic thing? What do they thinks when they look?" Whilst I admire a good chest like any other man I do prefer a part ass. Oh and what goes through my mind when I see boobs I like. Its generally they look good i wonder what they look like naked or i wonder what her nipples look like | |||
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The woman didn't seem to mind either, she laughed and we shared a smile as we walked passed each other.
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"Got caught looking at a lady's boobs in public whilst working, (wasn't a co-worker, I was outside at the time,) it was hot out and they were just THERE, all bouncy and spilling out her top. I guess I was just feeling run down and tired and they brought a nice little pick-me-up. The woman didn't seem to mind either, she laughed and we shared a smile as we walked passed each other.
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"Yeah, I think there is a world of difference between an appreciative glance and simply staring. " This is so true. I don't mind a little peek but I hate when guys try to have a conversation with them! | |||
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"Yeah, I think there is a world of difference between an appreciative glance and simply staring. This is so true. I don't mind a little peek but I hate when guys try to have a conversation with them! "LOL, wonder what reply they are hoping for? | |||
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"I give a wee smile if I notice them looking, but I’m often in a wee bubble when I’m walking about Only ever noticed blatant staring a few times and that did make me a feel a bit uncomfortable " No one should be made feel uncomfortable... no matter what... | |||
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"I’m not the most observant of people and I generally don’t notice guys looking at my boobs in public but I noticed yesterday Is it an automatic thing? What do they thinks when they look?" I attend a lot of trade exhibitions and events and wish to god women wouldn’t wear name badges on their boob as I am scared to look at times.  | |||
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"I’m not the most observant of people and I generally don’t notice guys looking at my boobs in public but I noticed yesterday Is it an automatic thing? What do they thinks when they look?" I do it, but the only thing I think is "stop looking at her boobs and drag your eyes up to her face" can hardly help myself | |||
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"I’ve always had folk noticing my boobs I’ve kinda gotten used to it now, first time ever though it was a d*unk guy and I was 16 my boobs litterally appeared overnight and this guy was really being a leach in the street in middle of the day at the Highland games, so I punched him and sent him flying over a railing and then police ended up getting involved I was both angry and upset at same time, now I just take it with a pinch of salt " You mean you just take it with a 'punch of salt' now? | |||
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