FabSwingers.com forum: Best and worst Biscuit

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This may have been done before, what the best and worst biscuit in your opinion.

And Jaffa cakes aren't allowed.

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By *eandjaCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"This may have been done before, what the best and worst biscuit in your opinion.

And Jaffa cakes aren't allowed."

Best: Hobnob

Worst: Soggy

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Chocolate hobnob wins and bourbon for the worst.

In fact, can I have a chunky kit kat?

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

Best would be to Fox’s Classic

Worst would be pink wafers coz you can’t dunk them in your coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best biscuit - Chocolate hobnob or Choco Liebniz.

Worst biscuit - can’t think of any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate hobnob wins and bourbon for the worst.

In fact, can I have a chunky kit kat?"

Chocolate hobnob, ahem sister.,

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Best would be to Fox’s Classic

Worst would be pink wafers coz you can’t dunk them in your coffee

You can’t dunk a biscuit in coffee!!!! You can in tea, but not coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best would be to Fox’s Classic

Worst would be pink wafers coz you can’t dunk them in your coffee

You can’t dunk a biscuit in coffee!!!! You can in tea, but not coffee.

Yup

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Best would be to Fox’s Classic

Worst would be pink wafers coz you can’t dunk them in your coffee

You can’t dunk a biscuit in coffee!!!! You can in tea, but not coffee.

Yup

Amen, brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oatcakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best would be to Fox’s Classic

Worst would be pink wafers coz you can’t dunk them in your coffee

You can’t dunk a biscuit in coffee!!!! You can in tea, but not coffee.

Yup

Amen, brother

Two things in common already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best: Tunnocks Teacake (it is a f&@£ing biscuit I tell you!!)

Worst: a spunky biscuit (not that I’ve tried one but it is an enduring urban legend)

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Oatcakes."

Good or bad, shorty?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Best: Tunnocks Teacake (it is a f&@£ing biscuit I tell you!!)

Worst: a spunky biscuit (not that I’ve tried one but it is an enduring urban legend)"

Spunky biscuit?

Is that a dijiztive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best.. Custard creams.

Worst.. Ginger snaps.. Unless I have a dodgy tummy then they are passable for..... Medicinal purposes

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Best: Tunnocks Teacake (it is a f&@£ing biscuit I tell you!!)

Worst: a spunky biscuit (not that I’ve tried one but it is an enduring urban legend)"

Tunnocks teacake for me! Can easily polish of a six pack... question is in or out the fridge?

Worst has to be kit kat

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rich Tea are just awful, shame to the biscuit name

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Best would be to Fox’s Classic

Worst would be pink wafers coz you can’t dunk them in your coffee

You can’t dunk a biscuit in coffee!!!! You can in tea, but not coffee.

YES you can !!!

ginger snaps in coffee you cannae beat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best: Tunnocks Teacake (it is a f&@£ing biscuit I tell you!!)

Worst: a spunky biscuit (not that I’ve tried one but it is an enduring urban legend)

Spunky biscuit?

Is that a dijiztive?"

Urban legend that Public Schoolboys (Boris Johnson, Jacob Rhees Mogg and other such inbred chinless wonders) used to play a game where they would congregate around a digestive biscuit, all participate in 5 knuckles shuffles and the last one to spill their baby gravy on to the digestive had to eat the jizz soaked offending article!

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Best - Chocolate Hob Nob.

Worst - Ginger Snap. Hopeless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best rocky robins

worst Garibaldi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best: Tunnocks Teacake (it is a f&@£ing biscuit I tell you!!)

Worst: a spunky biscuit (not that I’ve tried one but it is an enduring urban legend)

Tunnocks teacake for me! Can easily polish of a six pack... question is in or out the fridge?

Worst has to be kit kat

K x"

Mmmmm hard one that but I would say out of the fridge...purely because otherwise they would play merry hell with my fillings

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"This may have been done before, what the best and worst biscuit in your opinion.

And Jaffa cakes aren't allowed.

Best: Hobnob

Worst: Soggy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rich Tea are just awful, shame to the biscuit name "

Reminds me of my Nan

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Best would be to Fox’s Classic

Worst would be pink wafers coz you can’t dunk them in your coffee

You can’t dunk a biscuit in coffee!!!! You can in tea, but not coffee.

YES you can !!!

ginger snaps in coffee you cannae beat it

Aye but you like pineapple on pizza. Weirdo!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Best: Tunnocks Teacake (it is a f&@£ing biscuit I tell you!!)

Worst: a spunky biscuit (not that I’ve tried one but it is an enduring urban legend)

Spunky biscuit?

Is that a dijiztive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oatcakes.

Good or bad, shorty?"

Best. With cheese and pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oatcakes.

Good or bad, shorty?

Best. With cheese and pickle

And tomato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best would be to Fox’s Classic

Worst would be pink wafers coz you can’t dunk them in your coffee

You can’t dunk a biscuit in coffee!!!! You can in tea, but not coffee.

YES you can !!!

ginger snaps in coffee you cannae beat it

Aye but you like pineapple on pizza. Weirdo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best: Kit Kat (4 finger of course) followed closely by a Rocky and the round chunky one with a digestive filling you get in the M&S multi pack

Worst: Mint Clubs.

Anyone who likes flavoured chocolate should be nailed to their front door

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By *issxxx73Woman
over a year ago

my own world

"This may have been done before, what the best and worst biscuit in your opinion.

And Jaffa cakes aren't allowed."

But is it a cake or a biscuit

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By *issxxx73Woman
over a year ago

my own world

Hob nobs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This may have been done before, what the best and worst biscuit in your opinion.

And Jaffa cakes aren't allowed.

But is it a cake or a biscuit

I'd say it's a biscuit....it's next to all the other biscuits in the supermarket,no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very partial to a mint viscount.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very partial to a mint viscount. "

Where did I put my hammer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This may have been done before, what the best and worst biscuit in your opinion.

And Jaffa cakes aren't allowed."

Best- viscount or toffe pops

Worst - bourbon cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very partial to a mint viscount.

Where did I put my hammer?

Last time I aww it you were using it to play croquet with my nuts on the "sods law" thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This may have been done before, what the best and worst biscuit in your opinion.

And Jaffa cakes aren't allowed.

But is it a cake or a biscuit

You looking for a fight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best: Border dark chocolate gingers.

Worst: Nonsense. No such thing as a bad biscuit.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

An orange club but the original one where it’s two biscuits sandwiched together with the orange filling then covered in chocolate.

Worst has to be iced party rings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An orange club but the original one where it’s two biscuits sandwiched together with the orange filling then covered in chocolate.

Worst has to be iced party rings. "

Great for naked hupla though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best - homemade shortbread

Worst - any tea time assortment biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best - custard creams

Worst - pick up a penguin

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Best - Fig Roll

Worst - pink wafer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary baldies , don’t even know if that’s the right spelling! But that’s how it was pronounced! My parents used to buy them when I was little and put them in biscuit tin as they knew I hated them , cruel parents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best- tunnocks tea cake.

Worst- those orange penguin things. Tasted like chocolate dropped in kia ora concentrate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol fun couple true tunnocks tea cakes can’t beat , orange choc pegiuns yuk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very partial to a mint viscount.

Where did I put my hammer?

Last time I aww it you were using it to play croquet with my nuts on the "sods law" thread

Aww diddums...'mon I'll give them a wee fondle.

Better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gary baldies , don’t even know if that’s the right spelling! But that’s how it was pronounced! My parents used to buy them when I was little and put them in biscuit tin as they knew I hated them , cruel parents

Only if Gary's been using Veet on them!

Garibaldi biscuits is what you're after I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This may have been done before, what the best and worst biscuit in your opinion.

And Jaffa cakes aren't allowed."

Jaffa cake is a biscuit so why isn’t it allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha that’s the one Doggy1970 .You May me laugh with the comment . Good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best- golds

Worst- rich tea

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This may have been done before, what the best and worst biscuit in your opinion.

And Jaffa cakes aren't allowed.

Jaffa cake is a biscuit so why isn’t it allowed "

It’s not a biscuit is a cake

Biscuits go soggy when stale cakes go hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best - can’t decide lol

hobnob, borders chocolate gingers, Rocky and foxes classics are firmly in the running though

Worst - nice biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This may have been done before, what the best and worst biscuit in your opinion.

And Jaffa cakes aren't allowed.

Jaffa cake is a biscuit so why isn’t it allowed

It’s not a biscuit is a cake

Biscuits go soggy when stale cakes go hard "

I think there is maybe a clue in the name.. Jaffa CAKE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This may have been done before, what the best and worst biscuit in your opinion.

And Jaffa cakes aren't allowed.

Jaffa cake is a biscuit so why isn’t it allowed

It’s not a biscuit is a cake

Biscuits go soggy when stale cakes go hard "

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nobody mentioned shortbread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best: Chocolate Bourbon

Worst: Empire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody mentioned shortbread?"

Oi - yes I did... HOMEMADE stuff and bourbons the worst (boak)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nobody mentioned shortbread?

Oi - yes I did... HOMEMADE stuff and bourbons the worst (boak)

My apologies, there's a packet of homemade shortbread in the post.

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By *igboob hunterMan
over a year ago

Big Dick Close

Best biscuit is.. Custard cream

Worst is... Rich tea

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By *issxxx73Woman
over a year ago

my own world

"This may have been done before, what the best and worst biscuit in your opinion.

And Jaffa cakes aren't allowed.

But is it a cake or a biscuit

You looking for a fight!

Ok then outside strip to the waist if I'm not out in 10 start without me..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This may have been done before, what the best and worst biscuit in your opinion.

And Jaffa cakes aren't allowed.

But is it a cake or a biscuit

You looking for a fight!

Ok then outside strip to the waist if I'm not out in 10 start without me..

You didn't say if I was to strip from the top or bottom?

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