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"So... haircut today -feeling good, sexy and sassy and going out tonight too so perfect... AND THEN... a plook... right on my chin...
Sod's law innit... "Your beauty will deflect attention from it x | |||
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"So... haircut today -feeling good, sexy and sassy and going out tonight too so perfect... AND THEN... a plook... right on my chin...
Sod's law innit...
Your beauty will deflect attention from it x"Ya silver tongued devils - love it lolol  | |||
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"Wouldn’t stop me "Just face doon in the pillow is it | |||
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"So... haircut today -feeling good, sexy and sassy and going out tonight too so perfect... AND THEN... a plook... right on my chin...
Sod's law innit... "the pain is really | |||
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"So... haircut today -feeling good, sexy and sassy and going out tonight too so perfect... AND THEN... a plook... right on my chin...
Sod's law innit... the pain is really "THROBBBING - worse than labour I swear  | |||
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"Wouldn’t stop me
Just face doon in the pillow is it "I would never . Well actually I would | |||
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"So... haircut today -feeling good, sexy and sassy and going out tonight too so perfect... AND THEN... a plook... right on my chin...
Sod's law innit... "better than on yer ass eh   | |||
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"Wouldn’t stop me
Just face doon in the pillow is it
I would never . Well actually I would " | |||
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"So... haircut today -feeling good, sexy and sassy and going out tonight too so perfect... AND THEN... a plook... right on my chin...
Sod's law innit... better than on yer ass eh "hahahah Yes... then ah couldn't sit ffs | |||
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"I get an annual plook on my bugle every Xmas/NewYear....it's excuse to get the cleavage out and divert attention "hahahah ohhh never thought of that... deflection tactics   | |||
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"If I go with you.. Then they'll be too busy looking at the massive plook on your arm to notice "Stop - or I'll put you over my knee young man | |||
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"If I go with you.. Then they'll be too busy looking at the massive plook on your arm to notice
Stop - or I'll put you over my knee young man "The massive plook that looks filled with puss.... Where did she pick that up they'd say.. Not even bathing in clearasil would clear that up, they'd say.. *waits patiently to be put over Jane's knee. * | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol" Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it | |||
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"If I go with you.. Then they'll be too busy looking at the massive plook on your arm to notice
Stop - or I'll put you over my knee young man
The massive plook that looks filled with puss.... Where did she pick that up they'd say.. Not even bathing in clearasil would clear that up, they'd say..
*waits patiently to be put over Jane's knee. *"I'd be gentle... at first lol | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it "It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small. | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small. "As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...  | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right... "Sounded fine to me... Means low expectations.. | |||
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Wishing you strong concealer and a good night
V x | |||
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"You're just getting jack riled up now
Wishing you strong concealer and a good night
V x"Oi you.. You still owe me a mcflurry | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
Sounded fine to me... Means low expectations.. "As long as ya dinna mind a threesome - you.. me... and the PLOOK | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right... " | |||
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"You're just getting jack riled up now
Wishing you strong concealer and a good night
V x"Thanks - That and a few large gins - I won't care lol | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
Sounded fine to me... Means low expectations..
As long as ya dinna mind a threesome - you.. me... and the PLOOK "That's fine as long as.... Nah.. Even I can't say that one.  | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right... "I'd be happy with a gearstick. | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
Sounded fine to me... Means low expectations..
As long as ya dinna mind a threesome - you.. me... and the PLOOK
That's fine as long as.... Nah.. Even I can't say that one. "LMAO DARE YA!!!!!!!! | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
Sounded fine to me... Means low expectations..
As long as ya dinna mind a threesome - you.. me... and the PLOOK
That's fine as long as.... Nah.. Even I can't say that one.
LMAO DARE YA!!!!!!!! "As long as it doesn't squirt further and more than I do... THERE.. DAMN IT..i can't resist a dare. | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
Sounded fine to me... Means low expectations..
As long as ya dinna mind a threesome - you.. me... and the PLOOK
That's fine as long as.... Nah.. Even I can't say that one.
LMAO DARE YA!!!!!!!!
As long as it doesn't squirt further and more than I do... THERE.. DAMN IT..i can't resist a dare. "actually guffawing here... I've startled a passing innocent | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. " pmsl! | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
Sounded fine to me... Means low expectations..
As long as ya dinna mind a threesome - you.. me... and the PLOOK
That's fine as long as.... Nah.. Even I can't say that one.
LMAO DARE YA!!!!!!!!
As long as it doesn't squirt further and more than I do... THERE.. DAMN IT..i can't resist a dare.
actually guffawing here... I've startled a passing innocent "That was me.. I nearly jumped in front of a bus.. | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. pmsl! "Nae laffin - ya might make it shrink to one of those wee sporty wans | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
Sounded fine to me... Means low expectations..
As long as ya dinna mind a threesome - you.. me... and the PLOOK
That's fine as long as.... Nah.. Even I can't say that one.
LMAO DARE YA!!!!!!!!
As long as it doesn't squirt further and more than I do... THERE.. DAMN IT..i can't resist a dare.
actually guffawing here... I've startled a passing innocent
That was me.. I nearly jumped in front of a bus.. "this plook is more dangerous than I first anticipated | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. pmsl!
Nae laffin - ya might make it shrink to one of those wee sporty wans "Yeah.... Hang on sporty means quick right? | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
Sounded fine to me... Means low expectations..
As long as ya dinna mind a threesome - you.. me... and the PLOOK
That's fine as long as.... Nah.. Even I can't say that one.
LMAO DARE YA!!!!!!!!
As long as it doesn't squirt further and more than I do... THERE.. DAMN IT..i can't resist a dare.
actually guffawing here... I've startled a passing innocent
That was me.. I nearly jumped in front of a bus..
this plook is more dangerous than I first anticipated "It was the guffawing.. I heard it in Whiteinch... Thought it was a low flying jet. | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. pmsl!
Nae laffin - ya might make it shrink to one of those wee sporty wans
Yeah.... Hang on sporty means quick right? "Quick fast and exciting ah think | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. pmsl!
Nae laffin - ya might make it shrink to one of those wee sporty wans
Yeah.... Hang on sporty means quick right?
Quick fast and exciting ah think "Two out of three ain't bad.. I feel a song coming on.. | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. pmsl!
Nae laffin - ya might make it shrink to one of those wee sporty wans
Yeah.... Hang on sporty means quick right?
Quick fast and exciting ah think
Two out of three ain't bad.. I feel a song coming on.. "As long as we can see paradise by the dashboard light | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. pmsl!
Nae laffin - ya might make it shrink to one of those wee sporty wans
Yeah.... Hang on sporty means quick right?
Quick fast and exciting ah think
Two out of three ain't bad.. I feel a song coming on..
As long as we can see paradise by the dashboard light "Paradise is wherever you are. (  ) | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. pmsl!
Nae laffin - ya might make it shrink to one of those wee sporty wans
Yeah.... Hang on sporty means quick right?
Quick fast and exciting ah think
Two out of three ain't bad.. I feel a song coming on..
As long as we can see paradise by the dashboard light
Paradise is wherever you are.
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. pmsl!
Nae laffin - ya might make it shrink to one of those wee sporty wans
Yeah.... Hang on sporty means quick right?
Quick fast and exciting ah think
Two out of three ain't bad.. I feel a song coming on..
As long as we can see paradise by the dashboard light
Paradise is wherever you are.
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Now that was cheesy as fuck even for you!"Note the ... I couldn't resist. | |||
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. pmsl!
Nae laffin - ya might make it shrink to one of those wee sporty wans
Yeah.... Hang on sporty means quick right?
Quick fast and exciting ah think
Two out of three ain't bad.. I feel a song coming on..
As long as we can see paradise by the dashboard light
Paradise is wherever you are.
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Now that was cheesy as fuck even for you!
Note the ... I couldn't resist. "Cheesy is good as long as it’s not... you know | |||
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"So... haircut today -feeling good, sexy and sassy and going out tonight too so perfect... AND THEN... a plook... right on my chin...
Sod's law innit...
Your beauty will deflect attention from it x"Aw your good, very good | |||
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"Get some witch hazel on the pluke, Red!x" Dammit Janet good suggestion  | |||
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