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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For years I was convinced the Beatles were singing "Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman" in the song Get Back... Still can't hear anything else

What's your misheard lyric?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

The police " so lonely " always hear it as sue Lawley

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

There’s a bathroom on the right rather than a bad moon on the the rise lol

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"The police " so lonely " always hear it as sue Lawley "

Lol

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"For years I was convinced the Beatles were singing "Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman" in the song Get Back... Still can't hear anything else

What's your misheard lyric?"

And it’s not? what is it then?

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Blink 182's 'what's my age again'. I would sing 'I walk alone to get the feeling right' until this year

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For years I was convinced the Beatles were singing "Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman" in the song Get Back... Still can't hear anything else

What's your misheard lyric?

And it’s not? what is it then? "

hahahah glad it's not just me - it's "Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner" (I think mine sounds better )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The police " so lonely " always hear it as sue Lawley "

I can HEAR it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is awful - the misheard ones all sound right to me - maybe I should have my ears tested "what's that you say" aye...

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"For years I was convinced the Beatles were singing "Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman" in the song Get Back... Still can't hear anything else

What's your misheard lyric?

And it’s not? what is it then?

hahahah glad it's not just me - it's "Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner" (I think mine sounds better )"

Ffs I was trying to work out what was wrong with your lyrics lol I thought it was woman too

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"For years I was convinced the Beatles were singing "Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman" in the song Get Back... Still can't hear anything else

What's your misheard lyric?

And it’s not? what is it then?

hahahah glad it's not just me - it's "Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner" (I think mine sounds better )"

Noooooo pffft I prefer he thought we was a woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For years I was convinced the Beatles were singing "Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman" in the song Get Back... Still can't hear anything else

What's your misheard lyric?

And it’s not? what is it then?

hahahah glad it's not just me - it's "Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner" (I think mine sounds better )

Ffs I was trying to work out what was wrong with your lyrics lol I thought it was woman too "

Maybe the Beatles are wrong...

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"For years I was convinced the Beatles were singing "Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman" in the song Get Back... Still can't hear anything else

What's your misheard lyric?

And it’s not? what is it then?

hahahah glad it's not just me - it's "Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner" (I think mine sounds better )

Ffs I was trying to work out what was wrong with your lyrics lol I thought it was woman too

Maybe the Beatles are wrong... "

You take that back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For years I was convinced the Beatles were singing "Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman" in the song Get Back... Still can't hear anything else

What's your misheard lyric?

And it’s not? what is it then?

hahahah glad it's not just me - it's "Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner" (I think mine sounds better )

Ffs I was trying to work out what was wrong with your lyrics lol I thought it was woman too

Maybe the Beatles are wrong...

You take that back! "

to where I once belonged lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

When i was a very young, innocent teenager Dire Straits brought out their song Romeo and Juliet. There is a line in that song that says "Juliet, when we made love you use cry". My friend and i were petrified as presumed sex must be agony.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"The police " so lonely " always hear it as sue Lawley

I can HEAR it!!!! "

Bet you sing it wrong from now on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When i was a very young, innocent teenager Dire Straits brought out their song Romeo and Juliet. There is a line in that song that says "Juliet, when we made love you use cry". My friend and i were petrified as presumed sex must be agony."

Lol how the mind works eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The police " so lonely " always hear it as sue Lawley

I can HEAR it!!!!

Bet you sing it wrong from now on "

I've been singing it since ya posted it lol

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

Great thread OP x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great thread OP x"

Thank you lovelies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a foggle on the horizon.

(There's a fog along the horizon)

Always wondered what a foggle was...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a foggle on the horizon.

(There's a fog along the horizon)

Always wondered what a foggle was...

"

That's the thing isn't it... what you hear makes no sense yet you don't even question it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's another one, a pointer sisters song I think...it says 'I'd like to state for the record'

Sounds like 'I'd like to staple the vicar'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's another one, a pointer sisters song I think...it says 'I'd like to state for the record'

Sounds like 'I'd like to staple the vicar' "

Lol and the perennial "I'm blue in Aberdeen I would die in Aberdeen, I would die in Aberdeen I would die"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's another one, a pointer sisters song I think...it says 'I'd like to state for the record'

Sounds like 'I'd like to staple the vicar'

Lol and the perennial "I'm blue in Aberdeen I would die in Aberdeen, I would die in Aberdeen I would die" "

I didn't know that one!!! Stuck in my head now though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's another one, a pointer sisters song I think...it says 'I'd like to state for the record'

Sounds like 'I'd like to staple the vicar'

Lol and the perennial "I'm blue in Aberdeen I would die in Aberdeen, I would die in Aberdeen I would die"

I didn't know that one!!! Stuck in my head now though "

Oops soz

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By *inUpGirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Blink 182's 'what's my age again'. I would sing 'I walk alone to get the feeling right' until this year

V x"

So what's the right lyrics cause I'm singing that in my head and said the same words x

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

.....well that’s just an old bath tub scene

Aka

Well that’s just an old fantaseeeeeeeee from Saving All my Love for You by Whitney.

Sang the bathtub line for years

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cant believe no one's mentioned Celine Dion and the hot dogs yet!

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can anyone tell me what a 'trombelise' is please?

Freed from Desire - Gala.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see that girl,Watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen Abba dancing queen

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Blink 182's 'what's my age again'. I would sing 'I walk alone to get the feeling right' until this year

V x

So what's the right lyrics cause I'm singing that in my head and said the same words x"

'I wore cologne to get the feeling right'

I still hear 'Starbucks lovers' in Taylor Swift's blank space too even though I know the right words

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The ultimate ... still laughing ...

https://youtu.be/LpdUkqmrkCY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AC/DC--Dirty Deeds and the Dunder Heeds,

I used to rock out singing that for years . Oopsy xx

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By *agluvrMan
over a year ago

Airdrie


"Can anyone tell me what a 'trombelise' is please?

Freed from Desire - Gala.

"

Strong beliefs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's shania twains I can't belive you kiss your cock goodnight line in don't impress me much lol

Which is actually kiss your car goodnight

Peter Kay did a load of misheard lyrics it on you tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blink 182's 'what's my age again'. I would sing 'I walk alone to get the feeling right' until this year

V x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For years I was convinced the Beatles were singing "Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman" in the song Get Back... Still can't hear anything else

What's your misheard lyric?"
too ma y to mention lol

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

Boney M's "Ra ra Ruscoline, lover of the Russian Queen"

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Keep on, to the post office. Don’t stop till you get enough!

Jackson 5

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

My sister used to sing, ‘a wean in a manger’ for the popular Christmas song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a girl round our way that used to sing “meditate at my erection” instead of Meditate in my direction” to You’re the one that I want by John Travolta and Olivia Newton John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep on, to the post office. Don’t stop till you get enough!

Jackson 5"

Too daft but very funny

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

How about Bohemian Rhapsody

“ spare him his life from these pork sausages”

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Keep on, to the post office. Don’t stop till you get enough!

Jackson 5

Too daft but very funny "

As a child I honestly thought that was what wee Mikey was singing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about Bohemian Rhapsody

“ spare him his life from these pork sausages”

"

Oh my, in what universe does monstrosity sound like pork sausages!?

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"There was a girl round our way that used to sing “meditate at my erection” instead of Meditate in my direction” to You’re the one that I want by John Travolta and Olivia Newton John"

Too funny

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"My sister used to sing, ‘a wean in a manger’ for the popular Christmas song."

Lolololololol funniest yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annie Lennox . sweet dreams are made of cheese . Years I sang that for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta a big dick by Tori Amos

For year I thought she was singing “Gotta a big dick”, but she was singing “gotta be big”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Annie Lennox . sweet dreams are made of cheese . Years I sang that for "

This is true, sweet dreams are made of cheese.

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By *lancheifMan
over a year ago

Ayr

Had a friend that thought it was the exact same too till i told her what it was

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Into the valley

Pretty much all it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Into the valley

Pretty much all it lol"

Peaches are devine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reverend blue jeans by Neil diamond, nearly crashed the car first time my wife sang that haha

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By *ithardscotMan
over a year ago

Kelty

Spare him his life for his pork sausages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to bump this, but just heard the one hit wonder Land Down Under by Men at Work.

I thought they sang;

"I said do you speak my language, he just smiled and gave me a bit of my sandwich"

It's "gave me a vegemite sandwich"!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash your back, wash your back, wash your back for good (Take that )

Interesting point... I was the OP lolol

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Kaiser Chiefs - "I predict a riot" was "I grew tourrettes" first few times I heard it on t'radio.

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Don't the stones sing....

"I can't get no sex in wrexham"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a great album here

Though Peter Kay on youtube is hilarious

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Blink 182's 'what's my age again'. I would sing 'I walk alone to get the feeling right' until this year

V x"

Thats what I thought it was too until recently lol

Mr

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

despacito luis fonsi ft daddy yankee.

They sing "you can be my strap on dildo" a couple of times.

Or at least that's what I hear, wishful thinking perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The theme tune to Top Cat

Close friends get to call him TC

Dibbles getting whipped and DP'd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael Jackson “ you are not alone “ . Line says you’re burdens I will bear .

I thought it said “ you’re burgers are the best “

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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Jar of hearts by Christina Perri.....always think it’s jar of farts ....childish yes I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jar of hearts by Christina Perri.....always think it’s jar of farts ....childish yes I know "

buckled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much misheard but fun

Despacito with the annoying Justin baeber

Instead of saying Despacito sing "deep pan pizza"

For atomic kitten for the song whole again

Well instead of the chorus line "you can me me whole again" change that to "you can get your hole again"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The song called "Old Town Road" the opening line I hear I take my whores to the old Town road and ride til I can't no more, instead of horse.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Lauv and Ann-Marie "I'm lonely"

Is it just me that hears "I'm horny, I'm horny...cum on me..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Ghostbusters theme

Who ya gonna call? THOSE BASTARDS!

a colleague pointed it out to me and its all I hear now

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By *lancheifMan
over a year ago

Ayr

Hendrix

Some people thought he was singing

"Scuse me while i kiss this guy"

When it is of course

"Scuse me while i kiss the sky"

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By *akemepurrWoman
over a year ago

Fife

I think the song is Remember Me by White Town?! Early/mid nineties hit. My brother used to sing ‘I’m the whore who loves ya baby’....

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By *ackfifeMan
over a year ago

aberdour

"True" by Spandau Ballet. I think the line is "take your seaside house to write the next line" For ages I thought it was "take your teeth right out to write the next line"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's also lady gaga singing about curry pie in poker face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even worse I misheard the other line in that Tori Amos song ‘honey bring it close to my lips’ as ‘honey bring that toast to my lips’

I must have liked toast more than sex then!

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By *oconut10Man
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"Blink 182's 'what's my age again'. I would sing 'I walk alone to get the feeling right' until this year

V x"

I had no idea! I thought it was the same as you thought. I’ve just looked up the lyrics and it’s cologne and not walk alone.

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By *oconut10Man
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

Shania twain - that don’t impress me much

“I can’t believe you kiss your cock at night”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's another one, a pointer sisters song I think...it says 'I'd like to state for the record'

Sounds like 'I'd like to staple the vicar'

Lol and the perennial "I'm blue in Aberdeen I would die in Aberdeen, I would die in Aberdeen I would die"

I didn't know that one!!! Stuck in my head now though "

I’m blue if I were green I would die if I were green I would die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not so much misheard but fun

Despacito with the annoying Justin baeber

Instead of saying Despacito sing "deep pan pizza"

For atomic kitten for the song whole again

Well instead of the chorus line "you can me me whole again" change that to "you can get your hole again" "

You can lick my hole again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shania twain - that don’t impress me much

“I can’t believe you kiss your cock at night”

"

if half the guys could do that they wouldn't be on here lol

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Not so much misheard but fun

Despacito with the annoying Justin baeber

Instead of saying Despacito sing "deep pan pizza"

For atomic kitten for the song whole again

Well instead of the chorus line "you can me me whole again" change that to "you can get your hole again"

You can lick my hole again "

I always sang you can fill my hole with cum....

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By *oneybadger67Man
over a year ago

Near there

Cher

"I found someone to take away the hard egg'

Makes me laugh every time I hear it

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

INXS Suicide Blonde.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mate used to sing eggs are good to Ebeneezer/ The Shamen and I wana be a door /The Stone Roses

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