FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Scotland

Penis tattoo

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm seriously considering getting my penis tattooed like a footballers arm . Think they call this a sleeve . Or my other idea is . Words in capital letters saying . Welcome to Zimbabwe have a great day . Any thoughts ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offfft no for me although be lucky to get my initials on mine lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wish

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wish "

Ok ok , first initial

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

I got the bible tattooed on mine, it works a treat as every time it comes out girls seem to get very devout and start yelling Jesus Christ

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haven't you seen a tattooed cock ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can fit Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious on it be sure to let us know

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"If you can fit Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious on it be sure to let us know "

Forward and backwards

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe not the welcome to Zimbabwe bit but something ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can fit Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious on it be sure to let us know

Forward and backwards "

Copying yours you mean?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got the bible tattooed on mine, it works a treat as every time it comes out girls seem to get very devout and start yelling Jesus Christ "

Is that in a good way or bad way

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a few extensive tattoos and the “pain” (not painful at all in my opinion) never bothered me. However when I read this my eyes started watering and my testicles have ascended to somewhere around my solar plexus

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm seriously considering getting my penis tattooed like a footballers arm . Think they call this a sleeve . Or my other idea is . Words in capital letters saying . Welcome to Zimbabwe have a great day . Any thoughts ?"
I'm thinking my penis would have to be erect first . Otherwise it might look distorted .

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

This is a great, well told joke! Nice one OP!

For those that haven't heard it;

A fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal.

To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon. We have great beaches, great ladies, and great sun, mon! Have a nice day.'"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm seriously considering getting my penis tattooed like a footballers arm . Think they call this a sleeve . Or my other idea is . Words in capital letters saying . Welcome to Zimbabwe have a great day . Any thoughts ?"

If you did this it would be more than your name that's, "throbbin".

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"I got the bible tattooed on mine, it works a treat as every time it comes out girls seem to get very devout and start yelling Jesus Christ

Is that in a good way or bad way "

I’ve never asked, but I’ve convinced myself it’s good lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Whenever I see these posts, I just think, Why!!

Imagine in a care home many years from now, the carer having a little chuckle as they change your pad.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ithardscotMan
over a year ago

Kelty


"I'm seriously considering getting my penis tattooed like a footballers arm . Think they call this a sleeve . Or my other idea is . Words in capital letters saying . Welcome to Zimbabwe have a great day . Any thoughts ?"

The thought of it I find quite horny, but I don't know if I would regret it when I were older.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've worked in care homes most of my life and I loved the stories about people's tattoos. One old boy had a girl with grass skirt on his arm. Said when he was younger if he flexed his muscles her skirt swayed. Loved it.

Can I just say, I don't have a penis but I was crying at the thought of the pain. L x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top