FabSwingers.com forum: Crabs

By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

Is there an outbreak amongst the younger generation ?

Why do they all have hands down trackie bottoms scratching and holding there balls ?

Past a group earlier today in a shopping mall and it looked like a fucking wanking circle

Is it trendy and im showing my age ?

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By *rfeelgoodMan
over a year ago

east kilbride village.

maybe they're trying to find out if they have dropped yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I no wat r thy like it's as if thy thnk it's gona fall of n thy have to hold on to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All 3 of my boys do it sitting round the tv...seriously hope they're not wanking

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

If i were to done my addidas grey trackie bottoms and held my balls in a shopping centre id be on the register

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i were to done my addidas grey trackie bottoms and held my balls in a shopping centre id be on the register

You mean you're not!!!

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"If i were to done my addidas grey trackie bottoms and held my balls in a shopping centre id be on the register

You mean you're not!!!

Cuny funt Roxy

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By *rfeelgoodMan
over a year ago

east kilbride village.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rfeelgoodMan
over a year ago

east kilbride village.

does that mean they're hand reared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i were to done my addidas grey trackie bottoms and held my balls in a shopping centre id be on the register

You mean you're not!!!

Cuny funt Roxy

Was gonna be really cheeky then thought I didn't wanna cast dispertions on your good name deviant lol

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"If i were to done my addidas grey trackie bottoms and held my balls in a shopping centre id be on the register

You mean you're not!!!

Cuny funt Roxy

Was gonna be really cheeky then thought I didn't wanna cast dispertions on your good name deviant lol

Wise move treacle, i dont fight fire with fire i use an extinguisher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i were to done my addidas grey trackie bottoms and held my balls in a shopping centre id be on the register

You mean you're not!!!

Cuny funt Roxy

Was gonna be really cheeky then thought I didn't wanna cast dispertions on your good name deviant lol

Wise move treacle, i dont fight fire with fire i use an extinguisher

show me your extinguisher then

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By *rfeelgoodMan
over a year ago

east kilbride village.

he can't.he's too busy holding his balls.lol.

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By *TUNNAWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"If i were to done my addidas grey trackie bottoms and held my balls in a shopping centre id be on the register

think u need balls 2 hold first lol

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"think u need balls 2 hold first lol

xx"

Lucky its friday and im in a good mood, im prepared to be forgiving today...

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By *TUNNAWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

theres a first eh

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"theres a first eh

loving that avatar, nice to see you keeping up with the trend of the youth of today

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By *rfeelgoodMan
over a year ago

east kilbride village.

_tunna.do you need a hand to find them.lol.

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By *rfeelgoodMan
over a year ago

east kilbride village.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love crabs but then again i love langoustine also... but then again thats my job, fish and shellfish trader.

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By *TUNNAWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"theres a first eh

loving that avatar, nice to see you keeping up with the trend of the youth of today

yea ur fav one eh

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By *TUNNAWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"_tunna.do you need a hand to find them.lol.

lol no thanks x

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I love crabs but then again i love langoustine also... but then again thats my job, fish and shellfish trader."

Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.

The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.

Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he had finished the ice cream, he realized that his girlfriend's had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating it too.

When he arrived back at the beach Ms Lobster exclaimed "Where's my ice cream cone?

"Well", he said. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too."

She was incensed and cried "You shellfish bastard!!"

boom boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love crabs but then again i love langoustine also... but then again thats my job, fish and shellfish trader.

Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.

The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.

When he arrived back at the beach Ms Lobster exclaimed "Where's my ice cream cone?

"Well", he said. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too."

She was incensed and cried "You shellfish bastard!!"

boom boom

Got a minter admitting I laughed at that

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

Going to make a reality TV show about catching crabs and air it on discovery channel.

"Deadliest snatch"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

it's a guy thing!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes find myself doing that when I'm on my own in the house.. maybe a comforting thing?

But if your in company/public,too much testosterone...or not enough?

Who knows?I'm getting a ballache just thinking about it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guess it can be that thay all just shaved , knowing how ichey that is

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Is there an outbreak amongst the younger generation ?

Why do they all have hands down trackie bottoms scratching and holding there balls ?

Past a group earlier today in a shopping mall and it looked like a fucking wanking circle

Is it trendy and im showing my age ?

Were they scousers

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By *othianGuy41Man
over a year ago

Eureka

Caught loads of them over the years. Can’t beat the white meat out the claws with mayonnaise

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