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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Without naming and shaming, what's the best or worst status you've put on, or read on fab in the last while?

I'm waiting for the internet police to slam my latest one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without naming and shaming, what's the best or worst status you've put on, or read on fab in the last while?

I'm waiting for the internet police to slam my latest one..."

Re your status...I dodge the sweaty cocks and so avoid that problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good status update lol

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I use my hotlist almost exclusively for some of the notorious status updaters.

Some of them are solid gold.

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By *TBSMan
over a year ago

close enough

I remember one from about 5/6 years ago... "not meeting at moment,torn sphincter"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I remember one from about 5/6 years ago... "not meeting at moment,torn sphincter""

Haha thats too funny, and too honest...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Re your status...I dodge the sweaty cocks and so avoid that problem "

Don't you find out that they are sweaty cocks just a bit too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember one from about 5/6 years ago... "not meeting at moment,torn sphincter""

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I love a good status update lol "

I’m regards to yours, yes that probably true. None on mine

But how do you photograph wit, manners and consideration?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Re your status...I dodge the sweaty cocks and so avoid that problem

Don't you find out that they are sweaty cocks just a bit too late "

Nah, everthing gets a good sniff before it goes in my gub or any other orifice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy...don't get your dick out for a picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some status updates are hilarious, some are really bad...

Song lyrics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Nah, everthing gets a good sniff before it goes in my gub or any other orifice."

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some status updates are hilarious, some are really bad...

Song lyrics? "

Lyrics do seem to be something subtle between some folks that have been playing together...

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Some status updates are hilarious, some are really bad...

Song lyrics? "

Outrageous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some status updates are hilarious, some are really bad...

Song lyrics? "
i sometimes do this lol butbonlybif it's a song iv been listening too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've an irrational hatred for the Facebook style one.

You know - the "Yum. M&S lasagna for tea" type ones.

I also block a lot of folk for continual "woe is me" or "look at me" ones cos I figure they're annoying me already so unlikely to meet.

Yes I'm a miserable git.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this I think I know why I haven't had a meet for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some status updates are hilarious, some are really bad...

Song lyrics? i sometimes do this lol butbonlybif it's a song iv been listening too lol"

Oldy - I was gonna slag off your spelling, but it's taken me 23 attempts to write this.

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

..... are just another part of the screening process

R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some status updates are hilarious, some are really bad...

Song lyrics? i sometimes do this lol butbonlybif it's a song iv been listening too lol

Oldy - I was gonna slag off your spelling, but it's taken me 23 attempts to write this. "
that's ok ..I had a guy today tell me to take my spelling mistake down lol eh...Nope

Feel free to slag it off tho my hubby has been doing it for yrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've an irrational hatred for the Facebook style one.

You know - the "Yum. M&S lasagna for tea" type ones.

I also block a lot of folk for continual "woe is me" or "look at me" ones cos I figure they're annoying me already so unlikely to meet.

Yes I'm a miserable git. "
oh smile ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything a person puts on here, profile, status or forum post says something to someone else. That someone else is unimpressed/intrigued/excited/confused or one of several other things not mentioned. It’s all nothing till you meet then it’s something (but still might be nothing as in NSA) hope that’s clear

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Some guy local to me has not only put an update on stating what hotel he is in but also his room number. Wonder what he would do if 100 fabbers chapped his door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman admitting she was on her period but her ass was still free for a bit of fun

It was about 2 years ago and had me crying with laughter.

She still had more meets than me though

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

There are a couple of folk I see regular updates from that make me chuckle, one because they're actually funny, the other because of the cringe factor. Most others are often neutral 'yay it's the weekend' or 'that was a fun time' type of posts. I tend to be silly in mine.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"Some status updates are hilarious, some are really bad...

Song lyrics?

Lyrics do seem to be something subtle between some folks that have been playing together..."

I occasionally put up lyrics that reflect how I am feeling.

And one such status did spark a conversation that led was the start of things to come!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I post cryptic messages for someone who is doing the same mine usually don't make sense to anyone other than the guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just post what the voice in my head tell me to

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