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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

Ok this is your Dear Deirdre Fab collumn .

Help others out with your words of wisdom.

Maybe your sex life is non existent, maybe your getting it to much. Maybe you have a crush on another Fabber and need advice .

This is a bit of fun , dont take any advice to heart , usual Fab rules apply though lets not let it turn into petty digs at each other.

I will start.

Dear Fab , i am struggling to meet a woman i like as she is always working or im working and we just cant sort out a time that suits us both . Should i quit my job and take up being a full time tart. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear devil

I'm sorry to have to break this to you, but it's only an excuse she's using.

And please don't give up your job to become a tart...the women of fab need at least some respite from horny men, so at least when they are at work they aren't pestering us begging to get their willies wet.

Maybe you could take a wee holiday from work and go to the school of hard knocks to learn how to deal with such situations should they present themselves again in the future.

Hope this helps

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Dear devil

I'm sorry to have to break this to you, but it's only an excuse she's using.

And please don't give up your job to become a tart...the women of fab need at least some respite from horny men, so at least when they are at work they aren't pestering us begging to get their willies wet.

Maybe you could take a wee holiday from work and go to the school of hard knocks to learn how to deal with such situations should they present themselves again in the future.

Hope this helps "

Dear Fab, thank you for your advice. You are the perfect person for a column like this xx

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By *stonDBS2Man
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

Dear Fab, I used to be a busy boy at this lark but now generally have no motivation to meet, arrange or do anything apart from read forums and chat about any old thing in chat room.

Should I retire or re-invent myself as a newbie with no pics, no clue and post a thread asking for tips and advice on how to meet folk?

This seems to get lots of positive reactions

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

If only we had a dodgy doctor for dodgy advice like any Dear Deirdre collum, could be like our own Jeremy Kyle of fab

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Aston

Acceptance is key to your troubles

You have to learn to accept that modern women don't care all that much for men whose sex life is rooted in the halcyon days of yore.

Accept that you have to move with the times

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be

Hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Aston

Acceptance is key to your troubles

You have to learn to accept that modern women don't care all that much for men whose sex life is rooted in the halcyon days of yore.

Accept that you have to move with the times

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be

Hope this helps "

Two word I can't get enough of, halcyon and yore. I think we have a winner for the position of Fabs Dear Deirdre

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Dear Aston

Acceptance is key to your troubles

You have to learn to accept that modern women don't care all that much for men whose sex life is rooted in the halcyon days of yore.

Accept that you have to move with the times

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be

Hope this helps

Two word I can't get enough of, halcyon and yore. I think we have a winner for the position of Fabs Dear Deirdre "

Im almost jealous but i think you may be right. I think we might have found the perfect person as our Dear Fab columnist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Fab

I find I get lots of profile views but not alot of messages, how can I convert views to messages to meets.

Many thanks

Jason Todd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Jason

You can't

Hope that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Jason

You can't

Hope that helps "

As helpful as the last advice you gave me

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Dear Jason

You can't

Hope that helps "

This is the Editor here, your on your first unofficial chat here. If your going to be a Dear Fab columnist you have to keep our readers happy. Your job is to help and inspire . Dont let it happen again. . We have a Mrs Doggy waiting in the wings for this position so watch yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Jason

You can't

Hope that helps

This is the Editor here, your on your first unofficial chat here. If your going to be a Dear Fab columnist you have to keep our readers happy. Your job is to help and inspire . Dont let it happen again. . We have a Mrs Doggy waiting in the wings for this position so watch yourself. "

Dear Doggy has a ring to it, but surely Doggys responses would mostly involved stabbing!

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Dear Jason

You can't

Hope that helps

This is the Editor here, your on your first unofficial chat here. If your going to be a Dear Fab columnist you have to keep our readers happy. Your job is to help and inspire . Dont let it happen again. . We have a Mrs Doggy waiting in the wings for this position so watch yourself.

Dear Doggy has a ring to it, but surely Doggys responses would mostly involved stabbing! "

Haha probably, but it would make for terrific reading.

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