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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger.

It is self-lubricating.

It takes any size piston.

And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger.

It is self-lubricating.

It takes any size piston.

And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental

"

brave lad.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger.

It is self-lubricating.

It takes any size piston.

And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental

"

I wish you luck Steve.........a think yer gonna need it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger.

It is self-lubricating.

It takes any size piston.

And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental

"

You been on the brave pills the day

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

ooooooooooooooo brave man !!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger.

It is self-lubricating.

It takes any size piston.

And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental

"

very brave steve better get that ball sling out of the first aid box when jo sees this.

even if it is oh so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone seen Steve in the last hour .. just checking on his wellbeing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think Jo should tell Steve he is like a classy vintage car... rally's once a year and has to be hand started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think Jo should tell Steve he is like a classy vintage car... rally's once a year and has to be hand started "

and all his parts are that old u can get replacement parts!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think Jo should tell Steve he is like a classy vintage car... rally's once a year and has to be hand started

and all his parts are that old u can get replacement parts!!!!"

Nothing wrong with my parts young lady.... all in good fettle and are getting plenty of use just now, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think Jo should tell Steve he is like a classy vintage car... rally's once a year and has to be hand started

and all his parts are that old u can get replacement parts!!!!

Nothing wrong with my parts young lady.... all in good fettle and are getting plenty of use just now, lol "

built in obsolescence mate... only a matter of time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Nothing wrong with my parts young lady.... all in good fettle and are getting plenty of use just now, lol

built in obsolescence mate... only a matter of time "

Maybe just have to keep them in good condition and give them plenty of exercise then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye never trust something that bleeds for a week and does'nt die!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think u lot r fed up way ya baws

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

watch where folk might want to put the ignition key if i were u

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