FabSwingers.com forum: How can you tell a Scottish person?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just for fun... How can you tell if someone is Scottish?

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Freckles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They try too hard with sarcasm!

It's done appalling badly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pasty looking

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Start singing GSTQ and watch who implodes first

John

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

We universally gauge how good other countries are by the price of a pint.

"Just back from Poland"

"Never been there, what's it like?"

"It's ace mate, 70p a pint"

"Yas".

"Just back from Sweden"

"Never been there, what's it like?"

"Shocking. £11 a pint mate"

"Fuck that".

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"We universally gauge how good other countries are by the price of a pint.

"Just back from Poland"

"Never been there, what's it like?"

"It's ace mate, 70p a pint"

"Yas".

"Just back from Sweden"

"Never been there, what's it like?"

"Shocking. £11 a pint mate"

"Fuck that".

Haha totally, base travelling on the price of a pint

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny thing is, was talking to a couple yesterday and that was exactly how the conversation went

......over the price of a pint compared to here

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

They wear Jimmy hats and think they look sexy and invincible.

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

"Pasty looking "

End the thread now....!

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

According to my Brazilian friend who was here for 5 weeks last summer they are the ones 'walking around looking miserable while the sun is out'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to my Brazilian friend who was here for 5 weeks last summer they are the ones 'walking around looking miserable while the sun is out'

That’s ME!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a general style of 'glasgow fucking' lol. I thought I was being biased but my lover said the same. He was a hit when he moved here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a general style of 'glasgow fucking' lol. I thought I was being biased but my lover said the same. He was a hit when he moved here!"
please explain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They try too hard with sarcasm!

It's done appalling badly. "
I beg your pardon...my sarcasm is famous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They try too hard with sarcasm!

It's done appalling badly. I beg your pardon...my sarcasm is famous!

"
lowest form of wit but oh so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have their taps aff anything over 15 degrees

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ask them to say purple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask them to say purple

Or “There’s been a murrrrderrrr”

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Wonder around in kilts eating deep fried mars bars washed down by drams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask them to say purple

Or “There’s been a murrrrderrrr”

Or “burger”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask them to say purple

Or “There’s been a murrrrderrrr”

Or “burger” "

Or "dog"

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Start singing GSTQ and watch who implodes first

John

Pmsl. This definitely.

Or you could drop a pound coin on the ground and see who gets to it first. Or is that Yorkshire folk?

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"Ask them to say purple

Or “There’s been a murrrrderrrr”

Or “burger” "

Once had a wee English lassie who couldn't understand the way I said burger ....she then said "Oooo you mean a Booger".

Aye hen crack on

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

We use more descriptive, non-sweary, language than most others. Hope that doesn't cause a stooshie; or a rammy - or a stramash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glasgow is the friendliest city I’ve lived in, and I’ve lived in a few. So I’ll say hospitality

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By *-and-LCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Glasgow is the friendliest city I’ve lived in, and I’ve lived in a few. So I’ll say hospitality

Yeah but I'm an absolute bastard remember and I live here lol. R.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glasgow is the friendliest city I’ve lived in, and I’ve lived in a few. So I’ll say hospitality

Yeah but I'm an absolute bastard remember and I live here lol. R."

There’s exceptions of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Ask them to say purple

Or “There’s been a murrrrderrrr”

Yeah and don’t move to Scotland if you are a guy called Carl/Karl.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Just for fun... How can you tell if someone is Scottish?"

If you have a look under his kilt and see a quarterpounder.....

He must be a McDonald!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask them to say purple

Or “There’s been a murrrrderrrr”

Yeah and don’t move to Scotland if you are a guy called Carl/Karl. "
I met a guy called Carl...kept calling him carol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun... How can you tell if someone is Scottish?

If you have a look under his kilt and see a quarterpounder.....

He must be a McDonald!!

Rx"
lmao Such a cracker of a joke if you pardon the pun ... also if your American we are all suppose to have ginger hair

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

How can you tell a Scottish person?

Ye can try but we’ll no feckin listen .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scottish gal here. I tried to use a Scottish 10 pound note in a morrisons in Newcastle and the entire queue of folk behind me knew I was Scottish when I mentioned legal tender

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Ask them to say purple

Or “There’s been a murrrrderrrr”

Yeah and don’t move to Scotland if you are a guy called Carl/Karl. I met a guy called Carl...kept calling him carol

Yep, instant gender reassignment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you hear the word 'mauckit'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you hear the word 'mauckit'

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of hacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We universally gauge how good other countries are by the price of a pint.

"Just back from Poland"

"Never been there, what's it like?"

"It's ace mate, 70p a pint"

"Yas".

"Just back from Sweden"

"Never been there, what's it like?"

"Shocking. £11 a pint mate"

"Fuck that".

44 quid for 2 bottles of beer and 2 voddys in Iceland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White socks and shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taps aff

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Looks like a bottle of milk when they topless in summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White socks & Jesus sandals

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Know the correct way to hold hands during Auld Lang Syne

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By *esssDanMan
over a year ago

Dundee

"How can you tell a Scottish person?

Ye can try but we’ll no feckin listen .

Lol.

Also, the price of a pint thing is a general British thing, isn't it? Or did I just have stingy Welsh parents and friends?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep fried mars bars

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Pizza Crunchie

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By *ink-KameraMan
over a year ago

Livingston

We never use your real name your Either "Jimmy" " Pal" or "Doll"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haw you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We never use your real name your Either "Jimmy" " Pal" or "Doll""

Only in bad sitcoms

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By *izzmasterzeroMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Fan ye ging tae gang oer ayer but ye get yer sheen mucket on i way so yiv tae ging back hame tae gae yer sheen a decht we a cloot ifor ye ging back oot tae ging oer ayer, and you understand what I just said.

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By *cotguy123Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

Was just away to say they can’t pronounce Carl haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can tell what ones to stay away from

they wear green and grey hoops

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I got caught out asking for a medium drink as its pronouced differently in scotland.

Not many like excepting scotish notes lower down in the country entirely different with english notes.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Just for fun... How can you tell if someone is Scottish?"

When you spot them in an English branch of a particular supermarket chain, telling the manager they didnae invent square sausage that was us, and that their own brand irnbru is worse than the new recipe barrs shite, and they better no even think about refusing to take a clydesdale bank tenner, because its legal tenderrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can swear properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye, naw or miby. That's how we are defined.

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

They say yous

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By *ram69Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Freinly banter, talk to all

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By *reenEyesScotlandWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Peely Wally (if that's how you spell it!). Also understanding what that means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you try hand over Scottish notes anywhere other than Scotland

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

"When you try hand over Scottish notes anywhere other than Scotland

Well we should just stop accepting english ones

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