FabSwingers.com forum: Best worst chat up line

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whats tge best worst chat up line you have received or dished out lol

I seem to receieve this whole not up for the challenge shite, the "i csnt handle the challenge"

Hows that supose to pull anyone??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats tge best worst chat up line you have received or dished out lol

I seem to receieve this whole not up for the challenge shite, the "i csnt handle the challenge"

Hows that supose to pull anyone??"

that dress looks good on you, but would look better on my bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy message me telling me he's never cum with just a BJ alone would I be up for proving him wrong.

Eh...naw!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a guy message me telling me he's never cum with just a BJ alone would I be up for proving him wrong.

Eh...naw!

Haha iv had that one aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a guy message me telling me he's never cum with just a BJ alone would I be up for proving him wrong.

Eh...naw!

that was my best line

here is 20p phone your man tell him you not coming home tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I spunk on your pvc trousers?"

"Can I wear your panties like a ski mask?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you shut your eyes or watch porn you won't know its a guy sucking you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you shut your eyes or watch porn you won't know its a guy sucking you off

So could did it work and could he tell it was you sucking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you shut your eyes or watch porn you won't know its a guy sucking you off

So could did it work and could he tell it was you sucking?"

he had nearly as much facial hair as you so I just lay back and thought of you

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Had a guy message me telling me he's never cum with just a BJ alone would I be up for proving him wrong.

Eh...naw!

Haha iv had that one aswell

Me 3!

..... by more than 1 guy though!

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By *urves And No BrakesCouple
over a year ago

Airdrie

I mean there's so many to choose from....

The guy who said 'make an exception lol' when I said no single males is the most recent one. Like 'oh my god hold on now you've said it I must'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Can I spunk on your pvc trousers?"

"Can I wear your panties like a ski mask?"

Must be some size of pants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Can I spunk on your pvc trousers?"

"Can I wear your panties like a ski mask?"

Must be some size of pants!"

Don't you mean the guy had some size of head

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

""Can I spunk on your pvc trousers?"

"Can I wear your panties like a ski mask?"

So one of these was the best and one the worst?

Go on, tell me the best was my ski mask line

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

I said to a female once.

Where have you been all my life.

She replied , "hiding fae you ya ugly bass, cant believe you found me"

Tried it one more time with a younger lady .

I said

Where have you been all my life ,

She replied " well for the first 35 years of it i wasnt born"

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By *reenEyesScotlandWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A guy on here that said during a meet he could guarantee at least one orgasm and that when he gave oral he had been told he had god in him

oookay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy on here that said during a meet he could guarantee at least one orgasm and that when he gave oral he had been told he had god in him

oookay! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy on here that said during a meet he could guarantee at least one orgasm and that when he gave oral he had been told he had god in him

oookay! "

was that his own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy on here that said during a meet he could guarantee at least one orgasm and that when he gave oral he had been told he had god in him

oookay! "

Not exactly something I would boast about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Can I spunk on your pvc trousers?"

"Can I wear your panties like a ski mask?"

Must be some size of pants!

Don't you mean the guy had some size of head "

Think we might both be on doggy's list now! Your younger, you have more to live for! Run! Save yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy on here that said during a meet he could guarantee at least one orgasm and that when he gave oral he had been told he had god in him

oookay! "

I've spoke to a few who seem to be possessed to be fair.

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By *ere I go againMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ohhh these have made my night I've heard from girls I've met some belters but these take the biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are the ones we have heard

Worst...does this smell like chloroform to you?

Best....I've got co$#@ne

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Is you're body McDonald's? because I'm loving it

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

The most crude, yet effective I've used before was this one!

Hey I really like your beard can I touch it... with my vagina?

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By *ancognitoMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Haw HEN! seezeafore az slash oot oon ra chips N irn bru dae ya fuck oan furst date N at?...eh?

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By *reenEyesScotlandWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A guy on here that said during a meet he could guarantee at least one orgasm and that when he gave oral he had been told he had god in him

oookay!

Not exactly something I would boast about."

Indeed, one would be an awful night... It made me laugh though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy on here that said during a meet he could guarantee at least one orgasm and that when he gave oral he had been told he had god in him

oookay!

Not exactly something I would boast about.

Indeed, one would be an awful night... It made me laugh though

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By *rincessPussycatTV/TS
over a year ago

a world of her own

"Are you petrol? Because I want to pump you on the back seat of my car."

Wtf lol. Don't even know where to start with that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One had a girl in the pub say to me I have my tounge pierced do you know what that's good for?

My answer was no care to show me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab your crash helmet you're going through the headboard ,............ do you work for the housing ? Why cause you're giving me a semi

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Let the tash see the gash!! I must admit I had a wee chortle!

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

One of the worst I've had as a first message was... I'm gonna rip your ass apart.

I wonder if he ever pulled with that line haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy said to me the other day do you wanna play the sunbed game.. a said whats that and he said he gets all over me and tans fuck out me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats tge best worst chat up line you have received or dished out lol

I seem to receieve this whole not up for the challenge shite, the "i csnt handle the challenge"

Hows that supose to pull anyone??"
all chT up lines are bad haba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are your legs soar as you've been running through my mind . I hasten to add I've never used this line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are your legs soar as you've been running through my mind . I hasten to add I've never used this line "

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

As far as I'm aware I've never been chatted up...

But then again I never spot anything like that lol

Mandy

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

And who says the art of conversation is dead!

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By *ufflinkslaceMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Girl in a Glasgow nightclub hit me with a winner....

"I cant offer you my virginity, but I can give you the box it came in"

So so good I had to buy her a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never used or been on the recieving end of a chat up line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You, me, handcuffs, a blindfold and whipped cream, out back in 5 minutes.... Any questions?

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By *TBSMan
over a year ago

close enough

Not a chat up line but my mate who was ripped and full on 6 pack used to get chatting to a girl in a bar then in the middle of conversation lift bottom of his t shirt and pretend to blow his nose on it showing off said abs. 7/10 times it worked too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most crude, yet effective I've used before was this one!

Hey I really like your beard can I touch it... with my vagina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One way or another you are getting stabbed. Whether its with my cock or knife is up to you. Now get in the fuckin van.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Girl in a Glasgow nightclub hit me with a winner....

"I cant offer you my virginity, but I can give you the box it came in"

So so good I had to buy her a drink."

That's brilliant! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One way or another you are getting stabbed. Whether its with my cock or knife is up to you. Now get in the fuckin van.

I'm not so sure that would work...

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